Bumbag storie

y/n is but a simple girl, living out her simple life in London. this is until fate leads her into a small café where she meets the love of her life, how will things turn...

This is the story about what it's like growing up in the ghettos of AUSTRALIA

This is a step by step on how to be an eshayy.This is a joke between me and a good friend,if you get it hello fellow aussies.

What happens when your 18.93 centimetre waist-wide friend falls into your anus... Read to find out more!