Ok...
I believe it's name change time!
#YouAllGroan
My new name is (drumroll please):
Heion
Now that that's over...
On to the story
"Hi all" I said in my deep, fairylike, mysterious voice.
Harry spoke up first "Who the f*ck are you?"
"Uhhhh... You can call me Heion"
"Ok Heion please tell me this isn't another ship reaction book!" Hermione rambled on.
"Lucky you then"
"Why" Ginny spoke next.
"It's only one chapter"
They all groan.
"Let's just get this over with"
"Fiiinnnnneeeee" I paused " The ship is (drumroll please) LINNY"
Ginny and Luna were to busy kissing to realize that anything else was happening.
Everyone reacted differently.
Ron: My innocent eyes. And also Ship. I can't stop any thing from happening.
Hermione: Awwww 🥰. Ship.
Harry: TITANIC
Twins: We think-
That it's-
A worthy-
Ship.
Voldy: Ehh couldn't care less.
Me: Eeeeeee Ship Ship Ship.
BellaB*tch: whatever my lord says.
Lucius: Why should I care.
Draconian: I'm with father on this one
Narcissa: *Jumping up and down* Soooooo cute
Tonks: Aww Ship
Sirius: Ship
Remus: Ship
So the total is:
7-Ship
1-Sink
4-Neutral
Ok I've made up. Finally.
Luv you guys (platonically)
Heion (remember name change?)