A Classroom of Chaos and othe...

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I decided to return to Wattpad and make this after a year or so of making my last fic. However, the chances a... المزيد

Chapter 1: Not so humble beginnings
Chapter 2: Kokichi has friends?
Chapter 3: DanganSona 5: The Phantom Thieves
Chapter 4: Double Dates and Dirty Deeds all Done Dirt Cheap.
Chapter 5: The Avocado Arrives!
Chapter 6: Hella good songs and Hazbins
Chapter 7: Karaoke Khaos
Chapter 8: Kokichi Ouma: Therapist Extraordinaire
Chapter 9: Kiss Marry Kill
Chapter 10: The Ahoge War
Chapter 11: Minecraft and Chill
Chapter 12: Halloween Havoc
Chapter 13: Mission Naegiri
Chapter 14: Gonta is the best boy ;)
Chapter 15: A Kaimaki Christmas
Chapter 16: Happy New Year Birthday and Pokemon stuff
Chapter 17: Hot Wings
Chapter 18: A whole lotta gay
Chapter 19: Take me back to Japan
Chapter 20: Standoh Powaah Da!
Chapter 21: Baby Day
Chapter 22: Gay-mers
Chapter 23: Shuichi Saihara could kick your ass!
Chapter 24: Short People aren't loli's
Chapter 25: The Saimatsu Third Wheel
Chapter 26: Mock the Week
Chapter 27: Side hoes and saxophones
Chapter 29a: Slapping songs to fight god to
Chapter 29b: God nerfed me and here's why
Chapter 30 [FINALE]: The end of an era

Chapter 28: All you need is love and a well maintained killer robot.

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Pian0Fr3ak: I've been thinking about something

Pian0Fr3ak: [Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]  U were saying how u dont like wearing hearing aids rite?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: yeh theyre uncomfortable and the usual stuff hurts my ears

Pian0Fr3ak: Y dont u just...I dont know

Pian0Fr3ak: Make your own?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: ...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: shit ur right

K1-B0: How is it that you've never thought of doing this prior to her mentioning it to you?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Honestly, I've just got erotic invents on the brain 24/7

K1-B0: Ah, of course...

Pian0Fr3ak: I still dont get u sometimes

Pian0Fr3ak: Some of my friends use that thing u made that's like glasses with automatic eyedrops

Pian0Fr3ak: You could have made some real money by selling those

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: if im being honest im starting to regret selling that off to that bigwig company

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: because since then ive learnt about the Fidget Spinner tragedy where the person who made them got nothing out of it

Pian0Fr3ak: yeh i remember that

Pian0Fr3ak: Also, can i just ask, and I know this is a common question by now, but am I the only person who can hear music from the other side of the school building?

K1-B0: No I hear that too.

K1-B0: But where is it coming from?

LOTS: the music room

LOTS: kokichi tsumugi rantaro and me r w ibuki and mikan and were dancing to random meme songs

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: y u gotta be so xtra?

LOTS: u were literally apart of th last super extra thing we did

LOTS: remember take me back to japan?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Oh RITE!

LOTS: anyway i need some hepl

LOTS: give me a dance to do that isnt ibukis amazing but really fucking hard moves

LOTS: ibuki ily but youre 2 gud

LOTS: gimme a dance to learn

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: 

LOTS: ...

LOTS: lets not do that

Pian0Fr3ak: lol

K1-B0: 

LOTS: wow dude thats

LOTS: a really good idea wtf keebs?

K1-B0: Thank you.

LOTS: [J0K3R] [PlainAsDay] [YuNarukamami] CRAB RAVE!

J0K3R: ...

YuNarukamami: ...

PlainAsDay: ...

J0K3R: YAAAASSSS

YuNarukamami: dude im gonna ask Ibuki

YuNarukamami: SHe said yes

PlainAsDay: Y wouldnt she!?

Pian0Fr3ak: If u guys are gonna dance to crab rave, mind if I tag along?

PlainAsDay: SUre!

Pian0Fr3ak: Don't start without me!

Pian0Fr3ak: Miu, u coming?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Ill pass

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: im tired rn

Pian0Fr3ak: Oh k well

Pian0Fr3ak: c u latr i guess?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: sure sure

K1-B0: Its ok, you can spend time with me.

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Oh shit yeah

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: wait, now that i think about it, we're the only ones online righjt now,,,

K1-B0: Oh, you're right!

K1-B0: Well then...since you and I are alone...are you thinking what I am?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Depends...?

K1-B0: Want to see the dumb shirt I bought online?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Do u even gotta ask me?!?!

K1-B0:

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: adfcqae AWE SOMEE

K1-B0: I was out shopping with Kirumi and I found this shirt.

K1-B0: I thought you'd like it so I bought it.

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I love it

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I mean personally for me, my favourite shirt is this...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐:

K1-B0: Simple. I like it.

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I have trained you well in the art of dumb shirts

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Oh actually, speaking of family, I uh...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Ok don't freak out, but u know how everyone was talking about what talents our kids would have?

K1-B0: ...Yes...?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Well I may or may not have actually ADOPTED a kid today...?

K1-B0: Wh-WHAT!?

K1-B0: MIu, I can't be a father yet!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: No no no hold up a fucking second!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: It's not what u think

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I blew up one of my inventions this morning and the tech lab was pretty trash

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Yukizome, Munakata, Sakakura and a bunch of the other staff are repairing it

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I went for a bit of walk to clear my head but when i did i came across hiyoko saionji picking on one of those little bears that always follow Monokuma around

K1-B0: You mean the Monokubs?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Yeh them

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: but yeah, she was taking advantage of the fact that Mono was busy somewhere else and started pulling on his ears and scarfs

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: that is until i came over

K1-B0: You protected him from her?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: "Protected" works I guess, but that's not really what happened

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I just walked up to them and as soon as that banana haired bitch saw me she fucking booked it

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I guess shes scared of me?

K1-B0: To be honest, you can be scary, quite a lot of the time.

K1-B0: It's part of your charm. ;)

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: aw thx babe

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: but yeah when she was gone i asked the little dude if he was ok and he seemed ok

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: His names Monotaro, he's the red one with the ninja stars and the scarf

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: He was a little hungry so I took him to the cafeteria and made Teru get him some food

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: and he talked to me about how the current school arrangement's making it hard for him to hang with his brothers sister and dad

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: So I decided to become his temporary parent

K1-B0: So I guess that makes me the dad?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I guess

K1-B0: ok fine

K1-B0: I suppose I need to meet this kid then. Is he with you right now?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: No, but he's around

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: meet with me and we'll go chill together

K1-B0: Very well.

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I'm glad ur so accepting, thats y i love u

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: but this is really turning into a problem

K1-B0: A problem?

K1-B0: What's the problem?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: When I first came here, I didn't really give a shit about Hopes Peen Academy, so long as they gave me the shit i needed to make horny inventions

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: but since coming here ive made friends, gained a badass killer robot boyfriend and now, i have a bear kub for a child

K1-B0: Hey!

K1-B0: I'm not a killer robot!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Oh yeh sorry i just...whatevs

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: do u see the problem?

K1-B0: Not really. You've had a happy life since coming here, why so upset?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Graduation is coming up soon

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: When that happens, we leave the school and ill leave it all behind

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: well not rly but itll be hard to see everyone again after graduation

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: im not usually the most emotional person but i love everyone, u especially, and I dont want to say my goodbyes...

K1-B0: ...Miu...

K1-B0: I...don't know what to say...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Meh, don't worry about it

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Im done now sry for being depressing

K1-B0: Don't worry in the least.

K1-B0: If it helps in any way, I feel similarly

K1-B0: I'm going to miss this, even if it isn't the last we see of everyone

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: yeh dude, but i guess we'll cross that river when we come to it

K1-B0: Don't you mean "cross that bridge?"

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Why the fuck does it matter?

K1-B0: Oh it doesn't

K1-B0: Anyway, I shall see you in a few moments.



J0K3R: bruh my p

J0K3R: m phine

J0K3R: phone

J0K3R: what tbe fucj

MsMage: #ihadastroke?

J0K3R: it's having like sq

J0K3R: phantom touc. khees

J0K3R: bruh

J0K3R: S0p

KirumiTOUHOU: Do you want me to call an ambulence?

J0K3R: i'm gondnna restaurt will brbak eie

J0K3R has left the group

Sweetchi has added J0K3R to the group

Sweetchi: U good?

J0K3R: yeh im fine now

J0K3R: my phone had a stroke

J0K3R: anyway I just found out a thing

AtuasWitness: What's that?

J0K3R: So today apparently is the day that Hopes Peak was founded

Pian0Fr3ak: Oh really?

J0K3R: yeh so I was thinking

J0K3R: what if we like, came into class today wearing weird dumb cosplays that look like our normal outfits, but like, they're coloured like Monokuma?

Kiyo: Um...why?

J0K3R: For the memes obviously!

Kiyo: I see.

K1-B0: Ok, so I'm fine with this idea

K1-B0: But where will we even get outfits like that?

J0K3R: Well my gf is a cosplayer whos designed most of her own outfits

PlainAsDay: Give me 2 hours and I'll have them done

KirumiTOUHOU: Are you absolutely sure we won't get in trouble for this?

AtuasWitness: We DO have Yukizome pretty much all day and I don't think the school will stop us

MsMage: YEh were not breaking the law or anything

KirumiTOUHOU: I see

KirumiTOUHOU: If that is the case, then I shall help with the designing of the outfits Shirogane-san

PlainAsDay: Aw thanks!



J0K3R: [Everyone] are ya'll ready to confuse the hell out of the school?

Pian0Fr3ak: Wait a sec, befo we do this

Pian0Fr3ak: Can we get pics of everyone in their outfits?

PlainAsDay: Oh sure!

Death2Degenerates: Btw, I love what u've done with your hair Tsumugi

PlainAsDay: Aw thx Tenko

Bagpuss: I havent seen it yet, can u send a pic?

PlainAsDay:

Pian0Fr3ak: OMG she looks like Junko!

Sweetchi: She really does

PlainAsDay: Like?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: LOVE

PlainAsDay: :)

Death2Degenerates: me and the gals already got ours

MsMage: Hot even when evil

AtuasWitness: Most evil shit is hot in my eyes

AtuasWitness: Like u 2 rite now

MsMage: Speaking of which

MsMage: Tsumugi I think u fucked up w/ mine

PlainAsDay: Rly? How?

MsMage: 

MsMage: U put the colours on the WRONG WAY!

MsMage: MONOS RED IS ON THE LEFT!

PlainAsDay: Aw its fine just fly upside down on your broom

MsMage: Im a mage not a witch!

Sweetchi: Hey at least u HAVE colours

PlainAsDay: W/ Shuichi's I ran out of material so I just gave him a suit and made him look like a supervillain

Sweetchi: 

Pian0Fr3ak: Bad boyo is killing me rn

Sweetchi: Kaedeee...X(

ABugsLife: Gonta not sure he really like scary outfit

J0K3R: It's good big guy, I just need u to pose for the camera

J0K3R: Gimme your phone and pull a scary face ok?

ABugsLife: Um...ok?

ABugsLife:

PlainAsDay: Yeesh

Kiyo: Terrifying and Terrific Gonta <3

ABugsLife: <3

Bagpuss: 

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Damn ryoma looking gud

Bagpuss: Thx

KirumiTOUHOU:

KirumiTOUHOU: I hate how this headband makes my hair look!

Pian0Fr3ak: U look amazing! Dont sweat it!

KirumiTOUHOU: Thank you Kaede...

Kiyo:

Bagpuss: Liking the style Kiyo

Kiyo: Why thank you.

Kiyo: Has anyone actually seen how Keebo looks though?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Oh my god can I just say...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I've found out all u need in live is love and a well maintained killer robot!

Sweetchi: Wat?

K1-B0: 

J0K3R: HOLY SHIR!

PlainAsDay: I aint touching that cray-cray

K1-B0: I assure you it is just for show

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Here's myne

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐:

LOTS: loving wat u did with your goggles!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: THX!!! <3

Pian0Fr3ak: 

Pian0Fr3ak: I got a plushy to go w/ it!

K1-B0: Awesome!

HaruMaki:

LOTS:

Sweetchi: I really like wat you did with the scalera lenses

LOTS: thx bro

AtuasWitness:

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: JE SUSS!

YuNarukamami: Dam u really nail the whole "evil" thing Angie

AtuasWitness: ;)

J0K3R: Oh! I havent shown mine off yet!

YuNarukamami: Yeh me neither

Pian0Fr3ak: Wow its so...!

Pian0Fr3ak: Well its kinda plain tbh

Pian0Fr3ak: but this one is probs my favourite so far other than Keebo's

YuNarukamami: Thanks

J0K3R: Last but not least

J0K3R:

Sweetchi: OK thats really cool

PlainAsDay: Perfect!

PlainAsDay: I knew it would fit u!

J0K3R: I knew I could trust u!

PlainAsDay: <3

J0K3R: <3

Pian0Fr3ak: Honestly, I feel like screaming "PUHUHU!" really loudly

LOTS: do it no fear

HaruMaki: She can't just...scream for no reason

LOTS: y not?

LOTS: miu does it all the time

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: LMAO Fair

Bagpuss: Ok just saying here, but shit Tsumugi and Kokichi are the two best

YuNarukamami: Yeah man 

PlainAsDay: Oh shit the gates are almost open!

J0K3R: Lets do this shit!



Sweetchi: Im sobbing!

Pian0Fr3ak: He really is

HaruMaki: I just love how Yukizome is trying to stop herself laughing and pretend that nothing is wrong when something is clearly wrong?

Kiyo: I wonder if we'll be able to show Monokuma our cosplays?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I just got word that Monokuma was sighted heading for the cafeteria

J0K3R: How did u get this word?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: My son is our spy for this mission

Sweetchi: Your son?

K1-B0: She means Monotaro.

Pian0Fr3ak: Oh rite u adopted him didn't u!

Pian0Fr3ak: Congrats on becoming a parent Miu!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Thx hun!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: You look sexy

Pian0Fr3ak: Aw THANK!

Pian0Fr3ak: <3

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: <3

Bagpuss: I have to say that for something we're doing for shits and giggles, we've taken this whole costume thing very seriously

Kiyo: How could we not? This is important for our classes reputation.

BagpussL You know what, that's fair



PlainAsDay: Kizakura-sensei is heading out!

PlainAsDay: Everyone meet now!

YuNarukamami: Yeah, we gotta fuck this guy up!

Sweetchi: You make it sound like we're going to beat him to death!

J0K3R: Hey Kizakura!

J0K3R:

KirumiTOUHOU: We're not actually going to beat him up, are we?

J0K3R: We're beating him up with dank memes

J0K3R: Kaito do u have the thing?

LOTS: hell yeh

Sweetchi: Wait, what are you guys doing?

J0K3R: ;)

LOTS: ;)

PlainAsDay: :)

Pian0Fr3ak: Damn Tsumugi's in on this...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: THat's a good thingg rite!

MsMage: Im so excited rn



Sweetchi: omg You guys killed him

LOTS: we killed koichi guys

HaruMaki: Kizakura found dead in miami

J0K3R: Y do u think I sent that tf2 picture

Sweetchi: I didnt think it was a sign you were going to play the Kazotsky Kick really loud on a jukebox and actually do the dances

Sweetchi: Were you, Kaito, Miu, Tsumugi, Rantaro, Ryoma, Keebo and Gonta all in on this?

LOTS: yeh dude

Sweetchi: end me

Sweetchi: but jeez you guys are good

KirumiTOUHOU: What is the Kazotsky Kick?

Sweetchi: This thing

Sweetchi: 

KirumiTOUHOU: Oh.



Kiyo: I can honestly say

Kiyo: After all the stress, drama and being drowned in memes

Kiyo: I think Im going to miss this academy when we graduate.

J0K3R: Same jeez

Pian0Fr3ak: I know we can totally see everyone again when this is over

Pian0Fr3ak: but Im seriously gonna miss u guys

Sweetchi: Well, it's not all bad news

Sweetchi: I have an idea as to how we can end this year in perfect meme style

PlainAsDay: !!!

PlainAsDay: [Everyone]

Pian0Fr3ak: What is it sweetie?

Sweetchi: So...

Sweetchi: Remember when we did Karaoke?

LOTS: how could i forget?

Sweetchi: wat if to end the school year

Sweetchi: if we did that again, BUT we invited EVERYONE

J0K3R: What do you mean everyone?

Sweetchi: Us and the people from Makoto and Chiaki's class

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Holy shit...

MsMage: I am so down!

YuNarukamami: Sounds great but theres a problem

YuNarukamami: I cant fit that many people in my house

YuNarukamami: Like, how many people is that?

Kiyo: Combining all three classes together, around 48? Maybe more, Maybe less?

LOTS: wat about if we use the school gym in the evening?

Pian0Fr3ak: That works!

YuNarukamami: Yeh that'd be way more than enough space!

KirumiTOUHOU: There is no way Principle Kirigiri or Tengan-sensei will allow us to use the gym for loud karaoke.

LOTS: shit

HaruMaki: Actually, there is a way that we can stop him from stopping us

Death2Degenerates: What?

HaruMaki: It's a risky move but...

HaruMaki: I'm willing to bet Monokuma likes Karaoke, amongst other dumb shit

HaruMaki: Lets invite him

J0K3R: Why the fuck would you-

J0K3R: Wait, shes onto something

HaruMaki: Wow, we finally agree on something for serious

J0K3R: About damn time

LOTS: how would inviting Monokuma help hell just ruin everything?!

Sweetchi: If we keep him in good spirits, the chances of that happening will diminish

AtuasWitness: Kirigiri is really afraid of Monokuma, so if we let him monitor us...

Sweetchi: He wont be able to stop us!

Pian0Fr3ak: My man is a genius!

Sweetchi: I try

LOTS: awesome

LOTS: but what about tengan?

PlainAsDay: Honestly, i think Tengan'll leave us alone

PlainAsDay: He likes to disassociate unless its something important

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Well uh

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: [J0K3R] [K1-B0] Do u guys wanna go around and invite people to the karaoke?

J0K3R: Hell yeh!

K1-B0: Sure!

LOTS: hey let me and [Sweetchi] help out!

Sweetchi: Yeah ok ;)




Writers Note: 

This one ended up being unnecessarily long but who gives a shit?

The KARAOKE NIGHT IS MAKING A RESURGENCE! (Warning, it's going to be a very long chapter, even longer than the previous karaoke night)

Anyway, I didn't make any of the sprite edits, all the people who made them are below.

Shuichi: dothackeryggdrasil

Kaede: kinning-garden

Kaito: pommefrite-official

Maki: madcap-kin-aid

Kokichi: Teratsuki12

Keebo: I actually lost the original image and the person who made it, sorry

Miu, Kirumi and Tenko: Miss Mitsume

Gonta: grapeseadanganedit

Ryoma: dang-kin-kelp

Kiyo: ranrankin

Himiko: miuuichi

Angie: minnie-edits-dr

Rantaro: danganrequests

Tsumugi: Mediocre-Artist

We're almost done with this journey/nightmare. Hope to see you next time when things get really crazy ;)

And here's a cute thing so I can reach the 20 pic max of this part ;)

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