Hetalia! CRACK

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Suggest all the way, from the list below, who/what you want me to write next!: Hetalia Chatrooms Yaoi One-s... المزيد

Hetalia! CRACK
Chappie 1: B_ n _ _ s and Orange mystical dust
Chappie 2: Chicks and pancakes
Chappie 3: Aren't I enough for you?
Chappie 4: Doitsu Land
Chappie 5: Chinese Improv Storytelling
Chappie 6: Midnight Memories (IKR XD)
Chappie 7: !¡The Ancients¡!
Chappie 8: Sakura + Tea
Chappie 9: German Envy?
NOT AN UPDATE
Chappie 10: Switzy's Bulletproof
Chappie 12: The New Year
Chappie 13: 50 states of Grey
Chappie 14: The hero is always here

Chappie 11: Doing shit with the BTT

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Haven't updated in a shit load of days, exams are comin up and Christmas too!

Oh Lord Jesus!, anyway... Welcome to the second episode of fun time with countries :)

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MIKI: HEy guyzzzz!!!! I need new content for my poem for English!

France: Oh I know one~ ;)

Prussia: Ja, mein is pretty good too!!!

Spain: We also made a little line too, right guyz?

BTT: OUI, JA, Si

MIKI: K, lemme hear it. 

.......

Spain: Hickory Dickery Duck~

MIKI: That's taken!

BTT: Just wait

//SING it

*drums goes along to the beat*

Spain: again, Hickory Dickery Duck~  

France: My cock is stuck in a clock

Prussia: I cannot pull zit out

Spain: I start to scream and shout~

MIKI: WTF 

France: How is it in the clock?

Prussia: Oh mein GOTT, What THE FUCK

Spain: it's going to be ripped apart~

France: I think, I'm gonna fart

MIKI:....

Prussia: Hickory Dickery Duck~ :)

BTT: Our cocks are stuck in the Clock!!!!!!! *Fireworkssss

MIKI: Where the fuck did you make a twisted version of that!!??

France: Well, ask Spain zhat!

Spain: What?

Prussia: You got your dick caught up in that huge clock.

Spain:.... Oh yeahh

France: Then we made a song about it.

BTT: Was it good?

MIKI: Catchy but that's going to get me expelled

BTT: Glad we could be of Service MIKII :)

..............

MIKI: Fucking twisted

~The day after~

MIKI: Hickory Dickery Duck~.... Oh FUCK!

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I  just made that song today guyz, cuz I had no idea what to write XD I kept singing it while annoying the fuck out my classmate XD It's true doe, we have Poem writing for our project and I'm thinking words. :)

ANyway :)))))))) Haahahahahaha Follow, Vote and all that shit if you liked this chappiieeee :)

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