(A/N: i changed shuri's username to match her username in my groupchat au book)
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mybrotherisafurry: shit have i been here for 3 weeks
suprememother: the groupchat name has been a foot emoji for 3 weeks how have i allowed this
mybrotherisafurry: lmao i'm just gonna go cause this is a family chat
harleYEET: ohana means family :)
mybrotherisafurry: exactly my homeboi
YEETer: bye bro
mybrotherisafurry: i expect you to spam memes on the "mining away" chat
mybrotherisafurry: you too harley
harleYEET: yes sir
mybrotherisafurry: 🦶
YEETer: 🦶
harleYEET: 🦶
mybrotherisafurry: bye gamers ✌🏾
*mybrotherisafurry has left*
YEETer: F
harleYEET: rip
*suprememother has changed the chat name to [#1 family sorry we don't make the rules]*
ironicman: should we add our toaster kids? since they've got phones now
suprememother: i don't trust ultron with a phone but,,, sure
*ironicman has added eyesight and evilpeacemaker*
suprememother: why is ultron's username "evilpeacemaker"?
ironicman: he was created to make the world a better place and apparently the world would be better without the avengers
evilpeacemaker: it's true
suprememother: i mean-
ironicman: honey-
suprememother: joking love ya
ironicman: :)
YEETer: aww my parents
evilpeacemaker: love is pointless
suprememother: ummm-
ironicman: :(
evilpeacemaker: *evil laugh*
eyesight: ultron be nice to mr father and doctor mother
eyesight: they are our new parents after all
evilpeacemaker: >:(
evilpeacemaker: fuck you
YEETer: OOF
harleYEET: F
suprememother: ULTRON
suprememother: apologies to your brother right now
evilpeacemaker: no fuck you you're not even a woman how can you be a mum
evilpeacemaker: it doesn't make any sense it's stupid
suprememother: :(
ironicman: ULTRON
ironicman: apologise to your toaster bro and mother right now
evilpeacemaker: no
evilpeacemaker: you're all fucking worthless
YEETer: ouch my non existent ego
harleYEET: ow my non existent self esteem
ironicman: now is not the time
morgoona: ultron that's not nice
evilpeacemaker: that's the point
morgoona: :(
nebulargh: what is going on
morgoona: ultron's being a meanie :(
nebulargh: ultron you better shut your mouth
evilpeacemaker: what are you gonna do
nebulargh: beat your ass
evilpeacemaker: i-
YEETer: she's very scary so,,,
harelYEET: believe everything that she's saying
evilpeacemaker is offline
ironicman: I'M-
eyesight: oh
suprememother: how-
nebulargh: ha ha i nearly stabbed him today so yeah
ironicman: "nearly"
suprememother: wow we need to work together to discipline him
suprememother: you'll threaten him, and i'll yell at him
nebulargh: deal >:)
ironicman: wow i don't even know what just happened
harleYEET:
ironicman: and we're back to what the chat's usually like
YEETer: LMAO
YEETer:
harleYEET: DUDE-
YEETer: 😂😂
ironicman: i'm just gonna go...
suprememother: yeah same bye
suprememother is offline
ironicman is offline
nebulargh is offline
eyesight: what do i do now??
morgoona: i don't know
eyesight: oh
eyesight: okay
eyesight: should i leave or...
YEETer: whatever you want toaster bro
eyesight: okay
eyesight is offline
harleYEET: oop
-/-/-
harleYEET: i wanna be tik tok famous
YEETer: dude no that's a huge thing to try and achieve
harleYEET: i know
YEETer: just don't become a e-boy or fuckboi
harleYEET: of course not
YEETer: ironic tik toks only!!
harleYEET: of course
evilpeacemaker: no use your tick ticks will be bad anyway
YEETer: eye-
harleYEET: **tik toks
harleYEET: first of all
harleYEET: second of all
harleYEET: that hurt ;(
evilpeacemaker: it was supposed to also peter you suck
YEETer: :,(
suprememother: i will not hesitate to let you die
evilpeacemaker: try me magician!!
evilpeacemaker is offline
YEETer: he's so mean sad uwu
harleYEET: T^T
YEETer: :<
YEETer:
harleYEET: my mood
suprememother: wow you guys recover quickly
YEETer: did you not read the meme?
suprememother: oh-
YEETer: we're still depressed
harleYEET: we just hide it with the power of comedy
suprememother: okay... uuuh do we need to talk about it...or?
harleYEET:
suprememother: i guess not??
suprememother is offline
YEETer:
harleYEET: WAIT-
-/-/-
morgoona: SPIDER
ironicman: WHERE!?
YEETer: get iT AWAY
morgoona: IN THE BATHROOM
harleYEET: BAKHAUSGSUSWJWSO
eyesight: why are you texting about it instead of telling each other
ironicman: uuh we're not all in the same room???
YEETer: and the spider could hear morgan's screams and get her???
evilpeacemaker: hope that spider is poisonous
suprememother: what is your problem!?
evilpeacemaker: >:]
eyesight: should i use my mind stone to blast it??
ironicman: Y E S
suprememother: no, you'll damage the new wallpaper!!
eyesight: too late
eyesight: sorry doctor mother
suprememother: jesus christ
suprememother: it's fine vis
evilpeacemaker: that wallpaper was ugly anyway
suprememother: do you want to visit dormammu in the dark dimension?
evilpeacemaker: no...? i don't know who that is??
suprememother: oh i'll show you who it is :)
evilpeacemaker: ???
ironicman: steph, no
suprememother: steph, yes
YEETer: rip ultron
harleYEET: yeah he's dead lmao
eyesight: what is the dark dimension??
evilpeacemaker is offline
nebulargh: the kinds of place you don't wanna be at ever
eyesight: oh dear
ironicman: stephen!?
suprememother: :)
ironicman: okay i find your pschyo mother mode really sexy but this is insane
suprememother: is it, tho?
ironicman: ...
ironicman: guess you're right ha ha
morgoona: is he in the dark dimension now??
suprememother: yes, sweetie
nebulargh: i hope he screams in agony
suprememother: me too :)
ironicman: i am pissing my pants why is this scary
ironicman: i'm gonna just go
harleYEET: yeah same
YEETer: me too
eyesight: i will leave as well
morgoona: i am too! bye mama :D
suprememother: bye sweetie 💕
morgoona: 💕💞💖
morgoona is offline
ironicman is offline
harleYEET is offline
YEETer is offline
eyesight is offline
suprememother: there's nothing better to do
suprememother is offline
nebulargh: i guess it's just me now
evilpeacemaker is offline
evilpeacemaker: jfc remind me to never fuck with that magician again
nebulargh: noted
nebulargh: now get the fuck out of my sight
evilpeacemaker: jesus okay
evilpeacemaker is offline
nebulargh: :/
nebulargh is offline
A/N: wow i'm so sorry but i literally have school tomorrow so i'm stressing
pray for me 🙏🏾