Jungkook
You: Hi there, Kookie!
Jungkook: Hi the-re-re*suttering*
You: Hey are you okay? *worried*
*Kookie ran away from there while
screaming*
Jungkook: Ahhhhhhhhh!!!
You: ................. ok......?
Taehyung
You: Hi, nice to meet you. My name is
Y/n.
Taehyung: Hi nice meet you too. I'm
Kim Taehyung. You can
call me V!
You: Hi th-
Taehyung: Do you have elephant in
your body?
You: What?!
Your mind:is he an alien?! Which
planet is he from?!
Jimin
*you are in a store while choosing
your favorite jams*
*you find your favorite jams*
Jimin: Hey there gurlll!
You: uhh?
Jimin: Can I take your jams?
You: You can take it fro-
Jimin: I will take that as a yes and
thanks!
You: What the..........
*Jimin saw RM in the store*
Jimin: Hyung, I have jams!
RM: You still got no jams.
Jimin: But-
RM: No buts.
*Jimin found you*
Jimin : I'm sorry to take your jams.
You: It's ok jamless boi.
Jimin: *sobs* Why this world is so
cruel?!
Jhope
Jhope: Happy birthday Y/n!!
You: Thanks, Hobi!
Jhope: Here's your gift!
*Hobi bought a giant box with
wrapped with colourful paper*
You: Geez! It's huge!
Jhope: Open it! Open it!
You: Ok ok!
*you unwrapped it and you were
jungshook*
You: what wh-wh-at is dat!?!?
Jhope: It's GIANT UNICORN!!
*literally faceplamed on the wall*
You: Thanks Hobi......
Jhope: Welcome!!!
Suga
You: Yoongi can you hel-
Suga: Help what?
You: Help me to open the packet of
sugar,please?
Suga: uhhh......
You: Yoongi?
Suga: You want to open me?
You: What?! No no no that's not what
I mean!
*you saw suga already sleep*
You: Stupid idiot shit
Suga: Did you say something?
You: I didn't say anything!
*you ran away from him*
Jin
*you went shopping with Jin*
You: Look at that little boy he's so
cute!
Jin: Who?
You: Him
*you point at that cute boy*
You: He's cute isn't he?
Jin: Nope
You: uhh...?
Jin: Did you forgot I'm the Mr. World
Wide Handsome?
You: Nope.....
Jin: Then I'm the cute, handsome and
sexy one, so remember ok?
You: uhhhhh
Jin: I'm waiting.
You: ok ok don't be mad!
Jin: I'm not mad.
You: phew....!
Rap Monster
Rm: Sup, Y/n!
You: Oh, RM long time no see man!
RM: Ya, long time no see.
*you and RM hug for a long time*
You: Yikes! My bones are about
break!
*you two broke the hug*
RM: Sorry......
You: Nah, it's ok Joonnie.
*RM step towards your front door
and the house collapse*
You: Wow........
RM: uh oh....
You: No wonder you are the
GOD of DESTRUCTION!!!
RM: Ya *laughs nervously *
*then he ran away from you*
*you literally faceplamed *
You: Aishhhh....... boys these days.