(Meanwhile with wario...)
Wario-man: So you think you have the guts to do it, mr. baldi?
Baldi: Yes. I want some revenge on that fatass for causing a ton of damage to my schoolhouse!
Wario-man: Alrighty then! I've made a brand new schoolhouse for ya, it's way more bigger than the old one, so enjoy bringing misery to the super dudes!
Baldi left the room.
Wario-man: Now, i'll head to the castle and teleport everyone to the schoolhouse!
Wario-man teleported to the castle.
After what had happened yesterday, SMG4 was really losing it, ever since tari died, he had been shouting and screaming at everyone.
(Y/N): -Sigh- Even memes aren't helping him!
Mario: I just got back from a strange town full of familiar faces, and i come back to this? Jeez. Things are really going downhill lately.
There was a knock on the door.
Bowser: I'll get it.
Bowser opened the door to see wario-man.
Wario-man: Hai there.
Bowser slowly closed the door.
Bowser: Uhhh...guys?
Meggy: What is it?
Bowser: W-wario is right outside-
Wario-man suddenly burst through the doors, bowser went flying and hit the wall.
(Y/N): Uh oh.
Wario-man: Hello there, mortals! I've got a game for you to play!
Meggy: What sick game do you want us to play?
Wario-man snapped his fingers, and everything went white, after a while, everyone found themselves in a school.
SMG4: OH MY GOD! LET ME CALM...down...wait...what just happened?
Saiko: We seem to be in some sort of school.
???: Oh, hi!
Mario turned around, the second he saw the familiar face, his heart began beating really fast.
Meggy: Mario? What's with the face?
Mario turned everyone around to see baldi, mario then hid behind you.
Baldi: Welcome to my brand new schoolhouse!
Meggy: Oh! I'm back in my school uniform...
(Y/N): Somehow.
Baldi: Anyways, today, we shall be doing math!
(Y/N): That doesn't sound so bad...but why did wario transport us here?
Baldi: -Heh heh, you'll see soon enough...-
Baldi grabbed everyone and threw them into their seats.
Baldi: Now, for math! Problem one... 32+47?
You wrote the answer down, you looked around the room, mario and SMG4 were asleep, bowser was talking with bob, meggy was just behaving.
Baldi: Now for problem two! 7x13!
Again, you wrote the answer down.
Baldi: And, for problem three...
Suddenly, a massive glitchy mess appeared on the board, and baldi started making screeching noises.
(Y/N): What the hell?
Meggy: What is that problem? It's just a complete mess!
B0b: BoB iS a SmArT bOi, BuT tHaT iS mEsSiNg WiTh My BrAiN.
Bowser: Guess i should take a lucky guess.
Everyone wrote their answers down, and baldi collected the papers.
Meggy: This guy really freaks me out...
(Y/N): I don't know what wario's intentions are, but i have to agree with you meggy. This guy is creepy.
After a while, baldi gave out the answers.
Baldi: Problem one! 32+47=79!
(Y/N): Well, that was easy.
Baldi: Problem two! 7x13=91!
Meggy: Got it!
Baldi: And for problem three...the answer is...
Everyone expected a really long answer but...
Baldi: The answer is pingas, and mario is the only one got it right! You get a star!
Mario: Yeeeaaahhhhh!
You punched yourself in the face, while meggy slammed her head onto the table.
Meggy: You have got to be joking...
(Y/N): That's the answer!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
SMG4: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
SMG4 threw his ruler at baldi, he caught it.
SMG4: Oh shit.
Baldi: I'm about to whip somebody's ass...
Everyone except mario ran out the room, baldi chased them.
Mario: Can i go home now?
(Y/N): THAT GUY IS GONNA SPANK OUR ASSES!
Meggy: Run!
Everyone ran in different directions, you and meggy ran towards the cafeteria, which was blocked by someone.
This is a bully: Give me something and i'll let you pass!
(Y/N): Shit. I don't have anything, you got anything meggy?
Meggy: I have this chocolate bar which i was going to eat later-
Suddenly, the bully snatched it.
Meggy: Hey!
This is a bully: Thanks!
The bully disappeared.
Meggy: Awww...i was gonna eat that.
(Y/N): We'll get some snacks later, for now let's get into the cafeteria and block up this door!
You and meggy ran into the cafeteria and blocked the doors with a few tables, baldi was on the other side, and couldn't get in, meggy stuck her tongue out.
Meggy: Ha ha! What are you going to do?
Baldi: Grrr! I'll go hit someone else...
Baldi walked off, while you and meggy high fived.
Meggy: I could go for a drink.
(Y/N): There's a few cans of soda over there.
Meggy went over to it and opened the can, but it sent her flying around the room.
Meggy: AAHHHHHHH!
(Y/N): WHOA! Someone shook that can a lot!
The soda eventually ran out, and meggy fell on the floor.
(Y/N): Are you ok?
Meggy: Yeah, jeez...
You picked up one of the cans, but it was vibrating intensely.
(Y/N): Let me guess, these are all ready to go bang?
???: No causing a mess in the halls. (Cafeteria you idiot)
Meggy: What?
A man suddenly grabbed you and meggy, and threw you into a room, locking the door.
Principal of the thing: Detention for you, when will you learn?
Meggy: Ow...what a jerk!
(Y/N): What kind of school is this? Well, we need someone to rescue us now.
(Meanwhile...)
Saiko: Looks like i lost him for now...and i thought i was psychotic.
???: I wanna play with someone!
Saiko: Huh?
A girl known as playtime came around the corner, and immediately trapped saiko in a game of jump rope.
Saiko: Jump rope? Hah! Easy!
Playtime: SIKE!
Playtime suddenly started moving the rope very fast.
Saiko: OH SHIT!
She started jumping rapidly, but screwed up many times.
Playtime: Oops! You messed up-
Saiko grabbed playtime by the neck.
Saiko: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
Saiko attached playtime to the end of the rope and begin swinging her around.
Saiko: And...have fun in space!
Saiko let go of the rope, sending playtime flying out of the window and into space.
Saiko: That was annoying-
???: LOOK'S LIKE IT'S SWEEPIN' TIME!
Saiko turned around to see a massive broom heading towards her.
Saiko: OH WHAT THE FU-
She got pushed around the school by the massive broom, making her scream.
SMG4: Is that saiko going around the school?
Meggy noticed bowser and SMG4 outside.
Meggy: Hey! Guys!
SMG4: Meggy? What happened?
(Y/N): We got given detention.
Bowser tried opening the door, it was locked.
Bowser: Fuck! It's locked!
SMG4: Ram into it! You're a powerhouse of destruction!
Bowser: Ah yeah! Good idea!
Bowser rammed into the door multiple times, after a while, the door burst off it's hinges.
(Y/N) & Meggy: Yay!
SMG4: Now, lets get out of-OW!
Baldi had just spanked SMG4, then glitchy disappeared.
Bowser: OH SHIT!
Meggy: What'd you do to him?!
Baldi: He lost the game! Now he's trapped and has to wait.
Bowser: Go guys! I'll deal with this!
You picked meggy up and ran, while bowser held off baldi.
Bowser: You ain't getting past!
Baldi: ...
Baldi hit bowser with his ruler.
Bowser: OW!
Bowser disappeared.
Baldi: That was easy.
B0b: Oh! HeLlO mR bAlDI! wHaT aRe YoU dOiNg?
Baldi: ...
Another smack echoed throughout the school.
(Meanwhile with saiko)
Saiko: AHHHHHHHH! I GOTTA MAKE THIS THING STOP!
Saiko grabbed her hammer, who then started whacking the broom, it suddenly snapped in half, sending her and the remains of the broom flying at baldi.
Baldi: What the h-
The debris, saiko and baldi collided, causing dust and debris to go everywhere.
Saiko: Ow...
Baldi: I'M SICK OF YOUR SHIT!
SMACK!
Now everyone but you and meggy had been hit by baldi.
Meggy: Wait, where is mario?
(Meanwhile...)
Mario: This is getting boring...do i have my phone?
(Back with you)
(Y/N): Meggy! Look out!
Baldi appeared in front of meggy, meggy dodged his attacks.
Baldi: STAP DODGING!
Eventually, you and meggy reached a dead end.
Meggy: Uh oh...well this is gonna be painful.
Baldi approached slowly, but then francis and steve came through the ceiling with rulers.
Francis: Not today, slenderman ripoff! Hand me that other ruler steve!
Cap. Steve: Sure!
Steve threw the ruler towards francis, and steve dashed at baldi, sending them flying down the hallway.
Meggy: Thanks for saving us!
Francis: No problem, now i need to time this right.
Steve then punched baldi, sending him flying down the hallway towards francis.
Francis: And...
Francis hit baldi in the face with both rulers, and baldi's head exploded, splattering blood everywhere.
Meggy: EW! Some got on me!
Wario-man suddenly appeared.
Wario-man: NO! ABORT! ABORT!
Wario-man pressed a few buttons on his power glove, and everyone was sent back to the castle, but wario was nowhere to be seen.
Mario: Hm? What happened?
SMG4: Ow...this stings!
Saiko: Yowch!
B0b: My AsS! My BeAuTiFuL aSs! WhY dId He HaVe To SlAp Me?
Meggy: Phew...i'm exhausted from all that running.
(Y/N): Same here.
Mario: I hope we never see that bald freak again. He's just...spooky.
(I was actually playing baldi's basics earlier, and i didn't think about making this a chapter, but after seeing baldi appear in the deltarune video for a split second, i was like 'Eh, why not?')
Anyways, lata!