For dulcecita1200
Operation: F.U.T.U.R.E.
Female's
Utopia
Trap
Unleashes
Reprehensible
Evil
Credit in this episode goes to: Mr.Warburton, Mo Williems, Kim Arndt, Matt Peters, Jesse Schmal, and Abigail Nesbitt
We open on a sidewalk
Numbuh 1: Boarding school?!
Numbuh 5: That's serious business man.
Numbuh 2: (gripping her hat) You'll never make it out alive.
Numbuh 3: Oh you poor thing.
Numbuh 4: Relax. They haven't build a boarding school yet that can hold me. (Bus comes up) My parents try to put me in one every year and I always busy out by midnight. (Gets grabbed by two adult women in uniform) Wha hey! (Gets throw into the bus and it drives off)
Numbuh 3: (waving) Bye Numbuh 4. Send me a funny postcard ok (laughs).
Driving to the school that looks like a pink castle the bus stops at the entrance and the bus door opens to reveal a old women in a very business attire.
Ms.Margaret: Well hello Ms. Beatles I am Ms. Margaret. Welcome to st.ritas prepetory.
Now they are walking in what looks to be a very confusing hallway with multiple levels
Ms. Margaret: First you shall join the others in the orientation room.
Numbuh 4: Why bother lady I'm just gonna break out of this tin can by the end of the day anyway.
Ms. Margaret: Oh you have such a charming direct way of presenting yourself. Kinda like a boy. (In Numbuh 4 face) We will sure cure you of that and then you will be a proper young lady.
Numbuh: (mocking tone) Will sure cure you of that. Keep yapping lady. Girly girls suck I rather act like a boy over a girl any day.
Ms. Margaret: (makes and irritated growl then fixes her composer) Well then I'll just show you to your home room! (Throws Numbuh 4 in a classroom)
Numbuh 4: (sits up and sees a bunch of girls in a school uniform all waving and saying hi) Oh God no.
Ms. Margaret: Based on your reaction I'm guessing you didn't know that st.ritas is a girls boarding school.
Numbuh 4: They never tried girls only before. I refuse to go to a school where there is a bunch of girly girls, that would be no fun.
Ms. Margaret: (laughs) Don't worry you will be a as you put it girly girl in a moment. (Pulls out a really girly Ray gun) Say good bye to the tomboy life. (Fires Ray gun but Numbuh 4 dodges to where it only hits her hand. Numbuh 4 sticks the landing looks at her hand to see it has those fake nails that are pink on her hand and screams) Stay still! (Keeps firing while Numbuh 4 dodges and flowers pop where the ray hits, Numbuh 4 lands by the chalkboard grabs erasures sucks in a breath and makes chalk dust spread) (coughing) Where is she? Where? (Growls and throws weapon on the floor) How could she get away!?! (Has tantrum saying no fair over and over while the class whispers she eventually gains her composer when she sees the class looks and clears her throat and picks up the now a little damaged weapon) I'm going to my teret [not sure] now. (Leaves room and closes door to only open it again) Carry on girls (closes door)
Black haired girl: Let's share. (Laughs)
Class joins with excitement cheers. We cut outside where Numbuh 4 appears to be imitating a gargoyle.
Numbuh 4: (looks around and sighs when the coast is clear) What am I gonna do? I'm gonna need some help to shut this place down. (Pulls out a communicator and dials and we hear ring to wait to pick up the call) Hey! What am I doing? I am numbuh 4 (hangs up and puts communicator away) I don't need help defeating a bunch of girly girls. Yah I'll show them.
At the tree house we see Numbuhs 1and2 are playing a video game Numbuh 5 is watching them play while Numbuh 3 is by a control panel type thing.
Numbuh 3: Hello?
Numbuh 1: Who was it Numbuh 3?
Numbuh 3: I don't know they hung up.
(They scream in shock of a bright light)
Numbuh 1: Hey who are you?!
Back at the school in Ms. Margaret office.
Ms. Margaret: Stupid nasty little boys always causing mischief and mayham and now it is spreading to girls like a disease. We'll wait until I hear about this. (typing into what looks like some type of communicator) Come on come on now hurry up already. (Hologram of an older Ms. Margaret)
Hologram: Hello you have reached madam Margaret
Ms. Margaret: Oh thank goodness, that boy you- (gets cut off)
Hologram Madam Margaret: If you're getting this message it means I'm traveling through the time stream to assure a boy free future. Just tell me the time period you're calling from and leave a message at the beep. (Beep)
Ms. Margaret: Hi it's me the tomboy girl you warn me about. Oh she escaped and I have no idea where to find her.
Numbuh 4: (off screen) why don't ya try looking behind ya!
Ms. Margaret: What!?! (Turns around to see Numbuh 4 hanging on a window)
Numbuh 4: Looks like you got something on your face lady. (Swings across a chandelier and lands on Ms. Margaret's face) My foot. (Jumps off and sticks the landing) Ha take that (Turns to see Ms. Margaret is a robot and is shocked) laaa...ddy?
Ms. Margaret is bugging out and the legs get up to reveal a girl looking Ms. Margaret.
Margaret: You big meanie.
Numbuh 4: Hey you're just a cruddy girl!
Margaret: I am not cruddy. Oh you are just like my brothers. Always yelling at me and and and trying to boss us girls around (the upper half of Ms. Margaret gets up and crawls to the weapon) Well well well no more thanks to me. With the help of my future self the world will soon be a better place. Filled with all nice friendly girls.
Numbuh 4: You call that better!?! (Gags sound)
Margaret: Oh very funny. Well you'll see how much mature and smarter we are than you. (Razzberry)
Numbuh 4: Oh yeah, when!?
Margaret: Now!
Ms. Margaret fires the ray gun and Numbuh 4 is dodging while flowers appear. She's attacks Ms. Margaret robot but the robot starts to choke her however Numbuh 4 grabs the weapon hits her and she deactivates then Numbuh 4 breaks the weapon.
Margaret: No! That was a gift!
Numbuh 4: A gift! Who gives a girly girl a laser for a gift!?!
Hologram Madam Margaret: Her future self. Sorry I'm late I had some business on the other end of town but now that I'm here let's give your playmate a taste of her future, and let her get in touch with what she should have been all along. (A beam comes through the hologram and girls from the future appear)
Black hair girl 2: Oh look a tomboy.
The girls: (giggle) Get her! ( They all pull out the same weapon and blast at her)
Numbuh 4 dodges and the blasts from the ray guns make a chair super girly. She is taking deep breaths to catch her own and tosses up her jacket and the girls fire at it and it turns into a girly dress.
Numbuh 4: (now wearing her shorts and shirt and a jetpack) Sayonara suckers! (Laughs presses button and flys out the window) Stupid girly girls! (Girls watch him leave) That's why I'm on the boys team. (A ray hits the jetpack and turns it into a purse and she stops and grabs it) Oh crud. (Falls to the ground)
Margaret: (laughs) Oh who's stupid now loser.
Hologram Madam Margaret: Margaret don't just stand there finish her!
Margaret: (goes to control panel) Ok ok. Geez I am such a pain. (Presses button and bike handles appear) Alright no more sugar and spice.
Numbuh 4: (Outside) Ha told ya I'd bust outta that- (ground shakes and the school gets up and starts walking the girls from the future fire at her and she dodges making flowers appear from the blasts)
Numbuh 4: (gasp and runs away while getting shot at) Ok... I… definitely… need help… Now! (Pulls out communicator) Come on come on come on. Ahhh! (Numbuh 3 all girly appears on the screen)
Numbuh 3: Hello. Oh hi Numbuh 4 where are you?
Numbuh 4: Numbuh 3 what happened to you!? Nevermind there's an emergency!
Numbuh 3: Oh I know silly. (Moves to show they are having a tea party and they are all super girly)
Numbuh 1: You're missing the tea party hurry over we're doing makeovers next.
Numbuh 2 and 5 start to giggle.
Numbuh 4: (scared to see them be all girly) Numbuh 3, Numbuh 5! Guys! (Looks behind her to see the school is still coming at her) Ahhh!!!
75 years later (the boys don't know Numbuh 4 is a girl she wears a mask)
We see a wasteland filled with broken boy stereotype stuff
Head boy: Longer than anyone can remember girls have been our enemy. (We see her very pink castle) [I guess] Ever since the boy know as Numbuh 4 failed to defeat the tyrant Madam Margaret girls have ruled the world. (We see girls forcing a boy to play hopscotch over a clift) The insidious girls cruelly use their power to frighten little boys. But a brave group of boys has risen up from the underground to rescue them. (Three boys fly up and attack the girls and save the boy who was playing hopscotch) We are the boys next door. And so we fight. (Cut to their hideout) We are brave but outmatched in both numbers and technology. The only place left where boys can be boys is here in our secret underground hideout. We've received information that Madam Margaret is building a super girlifire canon. Powerful enough to turn us all into giggly goofy girls. As of now the weapon is not operational but who knows for how long
Orange hair boy: What do we do?!
Head boy: We'll fight back. We've got to stop them or become girls trying.
Football boy: Hault who goes there. (The boys turn to see what's going on)
Hat boy: Outta my way I got vital information for the resistance.
Football boy: Who are you? I never seen you before.
Hat boy: You gotta trust (gasp) Is that the new friends forever rainbow monkey?
Robot hand boy: Gotcha.
Hat girl: Oops. (Hat gets taken off her head)
Football boy: It's a girl!
Boys start to charge.
off screen: Enough!
An older Numbuh 4 appears.
Numbuh 4: What are you doing here girly girl?
Hat girl: uh (clears throat) I came to help.
Numbuh 4: You think we need a girly girl helping hand around here? Well no thanks. I already got one. (Takes off glove to show her hand is still has nails on)
Hat girl: But my granny told me boys and girls use to fight together against the adults.
Head boy: Ha that's just a fairy tail that daddies tell little boys to help them sleep at night
Hat girl: No it's true. Tell them. You used to battle along side girls.
Numbuh 4: That was along time ago. (Put glove back on)
Head boy: What's your name girl?
Hat girl: Sally Sanbun. My Granny fought along side him. I escaped from Madam Margaret castle because helping you is the only way boys and girls can play together again. Just like my grandma remembered.
Numbuh 4: You are Numbuh 3 granddaughter a dreamer now go on home. Too late for your help. Too late to dream especially since your granny was supposed to be your grandfather.
Sally: (shocked at the information and is super sad) Fine have it your way. (Pulls out girl ray)
Brown hair boy: It's a girlifire rifle! (Boys duck and cover except the head boy)
Sally: (tosses weapon to Numbuh 4) I brought it as a gift. I thought you could referse engineer it to nutralize it's girly effects. (Starts to leave)
Head boy: But but but you can't just… (she leaves the room) Your just gonna let her go!? She risked her life for us! She's as brave as any boy. (Numbuh 4 is silent) Well forget you boys and girls can work together. Starting now! (Starts heading toward Sally) Hey girl! Sally, wanna join the boys next door?
Numbuh 4: No not the boys next door. (Takes off mask and pick up the weapon) The kids next door.
Head boy: Your a girl!?!
Numbuh 4: Well yeah!
Head boy: You resisted the blast to your brain!?!
Numbuh 4: Don't be an idiot I was born a girl however I was a tomboy so I didn't act as a girl.
Happy Sally face.
At the castle
Brown hair girl: Madam Margaret. Madam Margaret. Sally Sanbun is gone and a girlifire rifle is missing. What do we do? What do we do? (Girls start crying)
Madam Margaret: Now girls… (more crying) Ladies… (more crying) Shut up! I foresaw all of this. Sally thinks she's helping those boys unaware of the tracer I put on her. (Makes a map appear that shows her location) Aw there she is. What do you say we go ask those boys to dance.
Girls: Eww boys. (Girls + Madam Margaret laugh)
Castle rises and starts to walk to the bnd.
Numbuh 2 boy: Hmm [crosslineing?] the cooty matrix into the mega testosterone didn't work so maybe plugging the eyelashinator into the [mustacheifior?] might do the trick. (Works on weapon) There. Alright everyone stand back. (Fires at a rainbow monkey and it becomes a football)
Boys cheer and Sally and Head boy hug notice and get all embarrassed.
Head boy: Uh great work. So now let's go beat that old hag.
Sally: Together!
They cheer.
Numbuh 4: Don't get to cocky. We still need time.
Robot arm boy: (looking through one of those long scopes to see outside) Well time is something we ain't got because Margaret's castle is heading straight for us. (Area shakes)
Brown hair boy: Traitor! She lead the girls here. Get her!
Sally: No I would never.
Head boy: Stop Madam Margaret must have tracked her here. But it's to late to change that
Sally: And we're running out of time.
Numbuh 4: Wait did you just say we're running out of time.
Sally: Um yeah.
Numbuh 4: Then we'll have to go get some more. (They smile at each other)
Castle coming closer
Madam Margaret: Oh boys! Who wants to come out and play. (Girls laugh and they reach the hideout)
Head boy: (comes out) Ok lady. We'll play, but remember boys play rough. (Boys in jetpacks come out of the ground and start flying around the castle)
Madam Margaret: (Laughs) You call this dirty collection an army
Boy: Eat acorn Marggy. (Hits her with an acorn)
Madam Margaret: Fire at will!
Girls and boys fighting and a girl gets hit with the boy ray and becomes a boy.
Madam Margaret: Impossible! How could they transform one of my girls!?!
We see Sally and Numbuh 4 heading toward the back of the castle.
Numbuh 4: Yeah! I feel like a kid again!
Sally: There's our way in. Grabbling hook away!
(just a fishing pole latching onto a hatch)
More fighting boys turning girls into boys
Madam Margaret: I think it's time these boys learn their place! (Laughs and presses button charging a canon)
Head boy: The super girlifire canon it's operational!
Boys are getting turn into girls
Robot arm boy: We have to retreat!
Head boy: No Sally and Numbuh 4 need more time!
Numbuh 2 boy: I'll give them time! (Charges and gets hit 4 times to become a girl) Pink is so pretty.
Robot arm boy: (gets hit) I love ponies.
To more boys get hit.
Head boy: Uh uh footballs uh worms skateboards action figures um… (gets hit) Dollies.
Madam Margaret: (laughing) I finally did it! I created a boy free world!
Numbuh 4: You created a mess! (Same stuff kicks her face and sticks the landing) Ow my back!
Madam Margaret: What are you doing here!?!
Numbuh 4: Getting help.
Madam Margaret: From where. Invade you haven't noticed there aren't any boys left!
Numbuh 4: Not where. When. (Presses button and starts to go back in time)
Madam Margaret: A lot good that'll do you… (gets up about to press buttons) … I'll just follow you in time- (Sally breaks it) Ahh!
Sally: How's that for girl power.
Madam Margaret: My time machine! Nooooo!
Back to when Numbuh 4 hang up.
Numbuh 3: Hello?
Numbuh 1: Who was it Numbuh 3?
Numbuh 3: I don't know they hung up.
Blinding light
Numbuh 1: Hey who are you!?!
Older Numbuh 4: Please help?
Numbuh 1: An adult (they pull out weapons and get ready to attack) I don't know how you got in here but I know how your getting out. The hard way!
Older Numbuh 4: Listen to me I'm um Numbuh 4 in big trouble.
Numbuh 3: Numbuh 4?
Older Numbuh 4: I know where's she is and I know she needs your help right now.
Numbuh 2: Sounds like a trap.
Older Numbuh 4: No please I…
Numbuh 3: Stop she's telling the truth.
Numbuh 125: What?
Numbuh 3: Sometimes a kid just knows.
Back at the school
Numbuh 4: (runs away while getting shot at) Ok... I… definitely… need help- (gets scooped up and brought in) Man I'm glad to see you guys. There's like a bajillion crazy girls out there trying to take over the world.
Numbuh 1: That's ok Numbuh 4 we got it under control. Numbuh 3.
Numbuh 3: I'm on it. (Runs off into battle in the bunny robot)
Numbuh 4: Hey who's the old geezer?
Older Numbuh 4: I'm the one saving your butt shorty.
Back with Numbuh 3 still heading into battle.
Future girl: Look a bunny.
Margaret: What?! Quick stop it. (Girls fire) (laughing) I win. I win I win I win. (Smoke clears and show the blasts did nothing) Oh no the robot's too girly for our rays. (Future girls scream and the bunny bot jumps in) I gotta call Madam Ma-
Numbuh 3: (breaks communicator and read off index card) Looks like you don't have much of a future girly. Did I say that right Numbuh 2?
Numbuh 2: Perfect Numbuh 3 aw I got to start selling some of these lines to the funny impare.
Numbuh 1: Oh and tell Marggy Numbuh 5 found a real school to send her to for life.
Future girls disappear and Margaret starts crying
Numbuh 4: (hand turns normal and has jacket back) Now that's more like it.
School collapse
Older Numbuh 4: So its finally over. Thanks Sally for all the help.
Numbuh 4: Will somebody please tell me who this lady is?
Older Numbuh 4: Listen up don't ever go against your instinct and I have always retreated not telling (disappears)
Numbuh 4: Man what lady problem was she trying to win a stupid contest or something.
Numbuh 5: I'm sure she wasn't that smart of a kid either. Come on champ let's go home.
They start flying Numbuh 3 follows in the robot bunny but rumble hits the robot and Numbuh 3 is ejected.
Numbuh 4: We should probably head back for Numbuh 3.
Numbuh 5: Yeah and maybe someday the old women words will make since to ya.
Numbuh 3: Just to be clear you guys are picking me up right?
Numbuh 2: Yes Numbuh 3 we are on our way now maybe if you initiate the beginning we wouldn't have to keep seeing you and Numbuh 4 be like this.
Numbuh 3: Don't you dare tell her anything!
Numbuh 2: Well maybe we shouldn't come back for you.
Numbuh 3: No wait come back I'm sorry.
numbuh 2: yeah that's what I thought.
End Transmission