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Rap Game strong👅: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE LEADER OF THE UWUS
smol child👶🏻: SINCE ITS CHANGMINS BIRTHDAY EVERYONE HAS TO GIVE HIM THEIR UWUS
Old👴🏻: I don't have any uwu's but he can get this D
1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: someone kick him out the group already
that home alone kid: bitch nobody wants your 1" pecker okay
baldgoosestan: I WISH I COULD BREATHE
Ya Boi Jae🍆: we can't talk like this on uwu bois birthday
Ya Boi Jae🍆: happy birthday changmin😊
Ya Boi Jae🍆: btw sorry for how we've treated you :((
Sunshine☀️: it's fine, as long as everything is back to normal now😊
Jeju boy⛰: this group? Normal? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Jeju boy⛰: btw happy birthday, uwu boy
baldgoosestan: I know that no one cares but here's my fav pic of changmin (Happy birthday bro)
baldgoosestan:
smol child👶🏻:
1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: okay since we're sharing our fave pics of changmin
1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺:
Rap Game strong👅:
that home alone kid: so far what I've realised is that we're all hoes for changmin
Old👴🏻: I would sell my left titty for him to be happy
Jeju boy⛰: chanhee, your gay is showing
Old👴🏻: oh pls as if you wouldn't do the same thing for....
Old👴🏻: S
Old👴🏻: U
Jeju boy⛰: SHUT YOUR FAT PUNCHED HAM LOOKING-ASS LIPS
smol child👶🏻: wait you have tiddies?
Old👴🏻: Everyone has tiddies Eric
help?¿?: none of y'all are gonna say anything about haknyeon snapping like that???
Jeju boy⛰: Jacob I love you but pls could you lower your voice
help?¿?: I'm? Texting?
Rap Game strong👅: anyway
Rap Game strong👅: what did I miss yesterday?
King of visuals🤷🏻♂️: hyunjae And I made up
Rap Game strong👅: YOU DID?????
Rap Game strong👅: well that's definitely not smth I was expecting to hear until at least next year
Ya bo Jae🍆: hey! We're not that petty
smol child👶🏻: Why tf you lyin', why you always lyin', mmmmhmmmm ohmygod, stop fucking lyin'
King of visuals🤷🏻♂️: stfu Eric
Ya Boi Jae🍆: okay okay okay, no more fighting
Ya Boi Jae🍆 it's changmin's birthday
that home alone kid: a birthday has never stopped us from arguing before????
Sunshine☀️: I appreciate the effort to get along guys, thank you😊
Old👴🏻: mayhaps, I'm in love🤧
smol child👶🏻: or mayhaps, you're a fuckboy🤧
Old👴🏻:😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊fight me😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
(Jeju boy⛰ has ejected Old👴🏻 and smol child👶🏻 from the chat)
Jeju boy⛰: this is what happens when you fight on the soft boi's birthday
Sunshine☀️: oh😳
Sunshine☀️: you didn't need to kick them out
Sunshine☀️: but anyway, sangyeon how was your birthday yesterday?😊
Stressed dad of 11: oh...y'know, it was fine...
that home alone kid: am I the only one that doesn't believe that?
baldgoosestan: I don't believe it either
baldgoosestan: I mean yesterday I literally heard sangyeon screaming and it didn't sound like he was happy
help?¿?: yeah sangyeon, what happened ;))
1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: I feel uncomfortable with Jacob using that emoji
Stressed dad of 11: YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU DONE JACOB
Stressed dad of 11: ITS TOO LATE TO ACT ALL INNOCENT NOW
help?¿?: I didn't do anything😇
Stressed dad of 11: JACOB I SWEAR TO GOD
King of Visuals🤷🏻♂️: wtf is going on
Stressed dad of 11: GO ON TELL THEM WHAT YOU GOT ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY
help?¿?: nah
help?¿?: it would be funnier if you told them😇
Rap Game strong👅: wait, I thought we weren't supposed to get you anything, sangyeon?
Stressed dad of 11: YOU WERENT
Stressed dad of 11: BUT SOMEONE AKA JACOB DIDNT GET THE DAMN MEMO
Ya Boi Jae🍆: yo he seems really pissed off
Ya Boi Jae🍆: can one of you just explain what happened? The gossip hoe inside me is GAGGING to find out
Rap Game strong👅: bet that's not the only thing that's gagging😎👉🏻👉🏻
Ya Boi Jae🍆: pfft I wish
that home alone kid: wtf does that say? Suddenly I cant read
Ya Boi Jae🍆: ANYWAY
Ya Boi Jae🍆: sangyeon? Jacob?
Stressed dad of 11: TELL THEM, YOU ASSHAT
help?¿?: nah I'm not sure I like your tone😇
Stressed dad of 11: tone? TONE?! I'LL GIVE YOU FUCKING TONE IN A MINUTE
baldgoosestan: that? Literally? Makes? No? Sense?
Stressed dad of 11: THATS LIFE HYUNJOON. NOTHING MAKES SENSE
baldgoosestan: o-okay I'm sorry
that home alone kid: ALL THIS YELLING ISNT GOOD FOR THE BABY
Sunshine☀️: where's the baby?
that home alone kid: ITS ME IM THE BABY
King of visuals🤷🏻♂️: OKAY ENOUGH. I DONT CARE WHO TELLS US ABOUT WHAT JACOB DONE JUST SOMEONE TELL US BEFORE THE GOSSIPERS OF THE GROUP GO INTO CARDIAC ARREST
Stressed dad of 11: OKAY Y'ALL REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT 'INNOCENT' JACOB BAE BOUGHT ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY??????
that home alone kid: it's not like we've been talking about it for the past 10mins or anything, fs🙄
Stressed dad of 11: HE BOUGHT ME A S** T**
Jeju boy⛰: why'd you censor it, pussy?
baldgoosestan: Jacob bought sangyeon a....sub tub?????
Rap Game strong👅: wtf is a sub tub
that home alone kid: chanhee when he goes in the bath
King of visuals🤷🏻♂️: MY LUNGS OMG
Ya Boi Jae🍆: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
help?¿?: I bought him a blowup doll😇
1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: could you not afford a real person?
help?¿?: that would be prostitution, juyeon
1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: oh...OH I GET IT
1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: I'm off to re-evaluate my life
(1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺 has left)
that home alone kid: why'd you buy him that?
help?¿?: bc he was complaining to me about feeling lonely a couple of days ago so what better way to....relieve that loneliness than by buying him a plastic friend :)))))
Rap Game strong👅: I ignored everything other than the word plastic bc you're gonna set hwall off on one of his rants
baldgoosestan: FUCK PLASTIC! THE WORLD IS DYING BC OF PLASTIC! YOU MIGHT LIKE GETTING CHOKED BUT THE SEA CREATURES DONT SO KEEP THAT SHIT OUT THE FUCKING OCEAN! THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO MY TED TALK!
that home alone kid: I was expecting a 50 slide PowerPoint but nope, he kept it short and sweet. Like me ;)
Jeju boy⛰: ARE WE IGNORING THE FACT THAT JACOB BOUGHT SANGYEON A BLOWUP DOLL FOR HIS BIRTHDAY
that home alone kid: yes bc honestly I'm scarred
that home alone kid: I'm about to perform brain surgery on myself so that I can forget this conversation ever happened
(that home alone kid has left)
Rap Game strong👅: god I hope he does actually do that
baldgoosestan: ikr
baldgoosestan: then it'll be quiet for a while at least
Rap Game strong👅: let's try and talk him into it
baldgoosestan: I don't think it'll take much persuading but sure
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Jeju boy⛰: this group gets more fucked up as the days go by and idk how to feel about it, honestly
Jeju boy⛰: I need to lie down in a dark room for a while, I'll speak to y'all later...maybe
(Jeju boy⛰ has left)
Stressed dad of 11: I'm that mad that I literally have no words
Stressed dad of 11: fuck you jacob, happy birthday changmin
(Stressed dad of 11 has left)
help?¿?: sorry if he ruined your birthday, changmin
help?¿?: it was just supposed to be a little joke
Sunshine☀️: it's okay, you probably just need to leave him alone to give him some time to calm down
help?¿?: I didn't think he was going to take it so badly :(
Sunshine☀️: I'm sure he'll be fine with you soon😊
Sunshine☀️: but in the meantime, do you wanna come and get lunch with me?
help?¿?: sure😊
help?¿?: oh and happy birthday changmin😊
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Happy birthday to the cutest, softest Boi I've ever stanned, ilysm🤧
Also I bet y'all thought I wouldn't update. Surprise bitch (jks love you all lots💘)