*Chilling with Tsuyu at the park*
Me: Hey Tsu wanna go swimming since your kind of a frog I would think you like swimming right?
Tsuyu: yea sure but your kind of a bird won't you feathers get wet? And doesn't that irritate you?
Me: No it's fine Tsu
Tsuyu: alright, kero lets go
*at the beach heading to the changing lockers with Tsuyu when we split up to go in our gender's locker*
Me: alright just gotta adjust the strap an- *gets a text from Yuki*
Me: texts *Ah- eh- um- Crushes? Right now?*
Yuki: Yes now
Me: well isn't it obvious? I've been hanging out with her almost all the time and I'm with her right now so take a guess
Yuki: ohh so it's Tsuyu?
Me: yes yes fine I admit it
Yuki: what about incest what's that?
Me: ...
Me: your too innocent and pure to know at this age I'll tell you when your older...
*Walks out of locker*
Tsuyu: what took you so long? Kero
Me: oh it's uh nothing Tsu
Tsuyu: oh well your acting suspicious so I'm gonna check you phone tonight, kero
Me: NANI?!?
Tsuyu: I was just bluffing but by your reaction I'm actually gonna do it now.