chapter ➝ fifty one
type ➝ group chat
❝ don't give up on her ❞
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FANTASTIC FIVE
( five participants )
IVORIES
so, chris
CHRISSY
damn it, sebastian
SEABASS
WHAT DID I DO
CHRISSY
i'm pretty sure you took
a screenshot of our text
and sent it to ivy
CALIFORNIA
CALIFORNIA
i'm glad he did that tho
that way we can help to
convince you
CHRISSY
convince me what?
INSECT
that you and francine
deserves each other
no matter what she
or anyone else say
CHRISSY
oh boy
IVORIES
don't oh boy us, chris
here's an example
tom or sebastian didn't
give up on me and alli
so why would you?
IVORIES
sebastian almost lost his way
to his happily ever after and
remember how miserable
he was then?
CHRISSY
yeah. . .it was pretty bad
INSECT
exactly!
we don't want that to
happen to you, chris
CALIFORNIA
true, you're an amazing guy
i mean if another one deserves
a happy ending, it's you and
francine
SEABASS
when your wife compliments
another guy but you can't be
mad because he's your best
friend
CHRISSY
oh shut up seb you get
compliments everyday
CHRISSY
but guys francine clearly
said that she didn't want
me around anymore
IVORIES
that's a lie, man
everyone knows it
IVORIES
please just reread
what sebastian said
to you
IVORIES
and my point here is
it doesn't matter if she's
a wrestler, a bodybuilder
or whatever. she's still a
woman, the one who still
needs her own knight in
shining armor. the one
who still needs you
CHRISSY
you know, when i think
about it again, francine's right
she's better off without me
CALIFORNIA
SEABASS
oh santa maria didn't you
read what ivy or i wrote?
CHRISSY
yes, i read that but ever since
i hung out with francine, the
amount of her haters has
grown and you know, she's
still not even done hated by
people regarding her previous
relationship with cena
CHRISSY
i mean now i just realized
that i didn't actually make
her happy, but i'm just
adding up another burden
INSECT
oh come on, chris
people may hate the idea of you
two being together, but remember
your happiness is not determined
by them so just ignore what the
haters say and be happy!
SEABASS
INSECT
cAn YoU nOT 😤
CALIFORNIA
don't you want
a family, chris?
CHRISSY
you know i really do, al
CALIFORNIA
then stop thinking
about anything else
CALIFORNIA
if she's the one for you
then make a move!
time won't wait for you
let alone give you a second
chance
SEABASS
true true being single
sucks man especially
when you're almost
in your forties
SEABASS
i already have my own family
now it's your turn, chris
CHRISSY
. . . i don't know
IVORIES
do it or i'll make you
INSECT
remember ivy's matchmaker
license is certified gold
CHRISSY
there's no such thing as that 😒
CALIFORNIA
and there's no such thing as
the great captain america
giving up
SEABASS
holy shit @ wifey
IVORIES
oh wow i'm concerned
you have your own memes
on your phone
CALIFORNIA
he secretly keeps all of
memes that his fans
create 🙄
IVORIES
gosh sebastian you're
just the same as tom
INSECT
aww you love me
CHRISSY
way to make me jealous with
all your happy sappy relationship
SEABASS
SEABASS
then go get francine
back motherfucker
CHRISSY
k bye
CHRISSY
that picture is not
necessary btw 😤
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