South Park Oneshots?

By Weldy12

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Oneshots? References? Lemons? Something related to South Park? Yes....what. (I'm just bored and don't know... More

dire aids
Some chapters dont need a title
Butters x Craig's Group!Reader
Stan of Many Moons x Reader
Kyan
Dovahkiin x Nazi Zombie!Reader
Cartman x Reader
Lol bout 200 reads
Clyde x PC!Reader
Butters x Nelly
Damn 500 reads
Bebe x Wendy
Woah 3k reads?
Jimmy x Fem!Ad!Reader
Craig x GuineaPig!Reader x Tweek
Jimmy x Fem!Ad!Reader Part 2
Eric x Fem!Bullied!Reader
Lola x Jenny Lemon

Tweek Tweak x Reader

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By Weldy12

A/N: I'm just bored at this point. And I think you all knew that.


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Tweek's POV
(You determine the age)

There she was. Always sitting at the same spot in the coffee shop.

Y/N.

Always comes in at (preferred time) after school and always orders (preferred drink) every time she comes here.

Her face is so gorgeous.

Her body was stunning.

Even the name makes my heart skip a beat and my face covered in red.

I try and try to stay focused on the job but Y/N makes it impossible. I always want to stare at her beauty.

"Son?"

Y/N. The girl of my dreams....

"Tweeeeek?"

I wish I had the confidence to ask her out on a da-

"TWEEK. LISTEN TO YOUR FATHER WHEN HE TAL....oh..."

I don't care if my dad or anyone for that matter judges me if I stare at the most beautiful girl in the world.

Not even a hand blocking my vision stops me from imagining such beauty.

Richard, my dad, chuckles.

"Looks my little boy is becoming a man........Honey, Tweek is out of coffee."

My mom fills up the cup in my hands.

I take a sip.....

....










....











DECAF?
I quickly spit out the coffee.

"BLEH! WHY MOM AND DAD?"

"Finally got your attention son," my dad remarks with joy.

"Now son, I have two things to say. One, who is this girl you keep staring at? Two, why aren't you focusing on your work?"

"Dad...that girl....Y/N. I think I love her."

"Love is a strong word son. Is this also why you are slacking on the job?" My mom intervened.

"Yeah mom."

My parents exchange glances.

"She must be very sweet and caring huh Tweek?"

"Sure is dad."

"Sweet. Like our coffee. Built completely on sweet coffee beans and grains guaranteed to make your day feel like running on a grass field on a sunn...."

"Dad!"

"Yeah son?"

"The metaphors!"

"One, it was a simile. Two, why don't you ask her out?"

Tweek gets up from his personal 'take-a-break' table and walks over to where Y/N sits.

"Hello. GAHHHHHHHH!"

Y/N chuckles.

Her laugh is so sweet.

"I was Gah! Wondering if you and I would, JESUS CHRIST....umm....errrrr..."

Y/N's chuckles becomes laughter.

"Sorry...I'm addicted to caffeine and I AHHAHNRRUGH act like this."

"It's alright."

I cover my face. How can one person make another person so embarrassed so easily?

"Is there a problem? What did you want to ask of me?"

"Would......"

"Go on...."

"You...UMM..NUGH..."

"I'm listening..."

"GO ON A DATE?"

Everyone in the coffee shop looks at Y/N and me.

"Shit! I mean...I didn't mean to shout...and AHHHHH! I.."

Y/N stands up from her chair and is now standing in front of me.

"GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Sure. I'll go on a date with you. Here's my number."

Everyone in the shop smiled.

"OH JESUS CHRIST MAN!"

"Tomorrow at 6?

"Sure! I'll meet you at your place."

Y/N checks her phone. "I have to go. I'll see you soon cutie!"

"AHHHH! GAH! NUGH! JESUS MAN!"

I hear footsteps coming behind me after Y/N left.

"Well my son, looks like you got yourself a date. What do you plan to do now?"

"I don't know dad! GAH!"

"Take her to this coffee place or maybe just invite her to our house."

"Thanks dad for your ad-advice."

~Later~

I checked my watch. 5:59....

"Just a few more seconds..maybe I should just knock now?"

I looked up to see Y/N peeking out of her window.

"Hey Y/N!"

She looked down. "Hey! I'm coming down!"

6:00 Sharp.

"Y/N comes out with a beautiful (fav color dress)

(or a fav color shirt and pants/skirt if you don't like dresses).

"Woah. You...look...so beautiful."

Beautiful. An overused word but I don't know any other word that would be used to describe Y/N.

"Funny. I don't even know your name."

"Tweek! Tweek Tweak! GAH!"

"Based on your actions and carrying a red face, you know what my name is huh?"

I nod.

"Where are we heading?"

"The coffee shop?"

"You didn't plan this did you?"

"Yeah I did! GAH!"

Y/N smilies. "So cute."

"Did you j-just call me cute?"

"Sure did. And I ain't regretting it."

"GAHHHHH! JESUS MAN!"


~Later at Coffee Shop~

Y/N and I were just talking and enjoying our drinks. For this special occasion, my dad and I decorated the place to be special. Nah. Doesn't look that good.

"So Tweek, what do you find interesting in me?"

"Everything. You're just so adorable and kind. Your name alone makes me feel happy. Your eyes make stars look like they aren't shining. My heart is a drum beating for a rhythm like you. You take darkness and turn it into a bright light. And you make love out of nothing at all."

"Wow....," she blushes. "Two song references in your compliments...."

"Well...I got inspired...."

"Still lovely and cute."

Y/N and I stare into each other's eyes.

Our faces only inches apart. Y/N closes her eyes. I close mine and dive in.

A kiss. Me. Tweek Tweak. Kissing the most beautiful girl in the world. I wanted this moment to last forever.

As we part, we both as red faces. Mine was redder.

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Good times. It was (number) years later.

I sit on one knee with Y/N in front of me with her hands covering her mouth.

I had a surprise for Y/N after dating for (number) years. It was the time I wanted to ask Y/N to marry me.

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Good times. I remember that moment too.

What about now?

Well....

I stand with my son and daughter next to me and I place my hands on their shoulder.

My son then went forward and placed a bouquet of (fav color) (fav flower) on the bottom of a tomb of a loved one.

Y/N was dead.

Her spirit still haunts me.

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