A Million Miles Away •Maxian•

By Maxxhoemoe

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"What are you fucking gay?" "Yeah actually. It's right in my bio" More

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Maxmoefoe: where are you from

Idubbbz: you gonna track me down and stalk me?

Maxmoefoe: of course, that's the standard of friendship

Maxmoefoe: but for real

Idubbbz: I live in California

Maxmoefoe: ooh you're America

Idubbbz: yes I'm all of America

Maxmoefoe: I meant American cunt

Idubbbz: yes I'm an American cunt

Maxmoefoe: I've gathered that

Maxmoefoe: I'm from Perth, Australia

Idubbbz: So you're an Aussie cunt then

Maxmoefoe: yep

Idubbbz: how many kangaroos do you own mate

Maxmoefoe: oh fuck you

Maxmoefoe: go suck off your ball eagle

Idubbbz: that was weak

Maxmoefoe: I can't think of any America stereotypes

Idubbbz: I'll do your job for you

Idubbbz: "You can take your fat, gun-loving, stupid ass and go shit on the earth elsewhere. I don't care if you're how much you have to show, or how big your military is, or how hard you work, your money-loving ass is still a fat piece of shit"

Maxmoefoe: damn

Idubbbz: I totally didn't look up American stereotypes on Wikipedia and throw them all into one clusterfuck

Maxmoefoe: you fucking cheater

Idubbbz: oh well kangaroo boy

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