Key- V: Vegeta Y: You B: Beerus W: Whis
Y/N and Vegeta were a married couple, and are currently expecting a baby boy. Y/N was eight months pregnant and the baby was as healthy as a saiyan baby can get, and Vegeta was getting ready to be a father but was also very excited. How could people tell? Well, it wasn't too hard to figure out really, he's protective of his wife and he has a very prideful tone when it comes to his unborn son. It came the time for the baby shower and Y/N had been planning a little prank on everyone, but mostly her husband, for weeks. Beerus and Whis were both in it, so it would be a pretty realistic prank.
Y- OK you two, now let's review the scenerio for the prank. Lord Beerus, what will happen first?
B- *sigh* Do we really have to review it again? This is like, the one thousandth time!
Y- Yes, now tell me what you will do before I change my mind on giving you those sweets!
B- Alright, alright. Geez, I will ask the waiter or waitress for Hastagna. He or she will obviously say that there is no such thing on their menu since it is a food of a planet I destroyed long ago.
Y- Whis, what will happen next?
W- Then, Beerus will go up and act as if he will destroy the planet. Everyone will obviously panic because of his status as the god of destruction.
Y- Very good, then what's next my lord?
B- Then, I will change my mind and choose to destroy you since you are the hostess of the party and I supposedly asked you to include it
Y- *nods* What's next Whis?
W- Then, I will try and talk him out of it, but he will refuse to change his mind, he then will "destroy" you but I will be using my speed to get you out of the way and into the park nearby so he only destroys the pinata that was behind you
Y- Take it from there Beerus
B- Then, Vegeta will want to attempt to kill me and will transform into his Super Saiyan Blue form, from there I fight him until he's on the ground and I put my hand infront of his face as if I were about to erase him
Y- Whis
W- Then, I will teleport you back and reveal that it was a prank
Y- Theoretically, he should be relieved and hug me or somethin' you know, show his soft side
B- Right. Let's roll, the guests are arriving and Vegeta's sparring session on my planet with Goku should end soon so Whis can take them back here and the prank could start to take place
Y- Yeah, go now. I'll be recieving the guests now
W- At once *summons staff*
Once Whis had his staff at hand, Beerus put a hand on his back and off they were to Beerus's planet. Y/N then got up and walked to the back yard of her home, she greeted her guests and had them get some appetizers while she waited for Vegeta and Goku to return. About thirty minutes later, Whis, Beerus, Goku and Vegeta returned. Vegeta approched his wife and kissed Y/N's cheek in greeting, she smiled and kissed his cheek in return, but saw Vegeta blush, Y/N turned around only to see everyone staring at them, some of them even said "awwwe" which made her blush as well.
V- A-A-All right! That's enough! Stop staring at us before... Before I kill some of you!
Y- Vegeta!
V- What?!
Y- Stop terrorizing our guests!
V- They're mocking me! The prince of all-
Y- *pulls his ear* Apologize dear... NOW
V- *grumbles* Sorry, please do enjoy the party
Y- *lets him go* Better. Please excuse my husband everyone. Now. LET THE PARTY BEGIN!
Everyone cheered and so the party began, an hour or so into the party, Y/N called over Beerus and Whis.
B- What is it Y/N? Do you need to sit down or something?
W- Are you hungry?
Y- No, none of that. Thank you for your concern, but I think we should start the prank now
W- Now?
Y- Mhmmm
B- *sigh* Alright then, let's start, I'll start by sitting at that table and I'll continue the prank from there
W- I'll sit next to him then, let us go my lord
Y- Good luck
B- A god doesn't need-
W- Thank you!
Whis then got Beerus by the arm and had him sit down at a table a couple meters from Y/N. A waiter passing by was stopped by Beerus and he asked her for the mysterious Hastagna. After the waiter had said that they had no such thing, Beerus got angry and stood up, and put his hand infront of the waiter.
B- *growls* WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE HASTAGNA?!
W- *raises eyebrow* My lord, please calm yourself *stand up* remember your manners!
B- *frowns* Can it Whis! Before I destroy you!
W- *sighs* *frowns* Pardon the comeback but... You can it my lord! Before I make you!
B- WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Y- *mumbles* Damn they're good actors
V- Y/N! Stay back! *gets into stance*
Y- Vegeta, I'll be alright, you forget I am a saiyan as well!
V- And by the looks of it you forget that you are carrying our child in your womb! Stay back!
Y- *growls* Why you!
V- Stay back I say!
Y- Who do you think you are to give me orders!
V- I THINK that I am you husband that is worried about my wife and unborn child!
Y- *growls* Whatever
V- Because of your current state, you can't fight much! Even if you are a full-blooded saiyan, this is how husbands on our planet treated their pregnant wives. Have you forgotten already?-
B- Y/N!!!!
V- *turns around* M-M-My lord! Please! Leave her out of this
B- Y/N! Come forth at once!
Y- *gulps* Y-Yes my l-lord
As Y/N walked foward and towards Beerus, everyone was petrified for their own safety as well as Y/N and the baby's. Once Y/N was completely infront of Beerus, he growled in annoyance, the second part of the prank was taking place.
B- I thought that I told you to include Hastagna! I've told you for what, a week? Why. Don't. You. Have. It?
Y- I-I-I'm sorry, I forgot. I was having some trouble with getting up and such that I couldn't tell the chefs to make it
W- See my lord? I told you she'd have a good excuse, now, sit down please
B- That's no good excuse! I'll destroy you, for defying a god!
At that moment, Goku and Vegeta took action in protecting the guests and Y/N. Goku had everyone hold on to him and instant transmitioned them to safety, while Vegeta turned into his Super Saiyan Blue form and flew toward Beerus, fists clenched and ready to punch him. Vegeta's transformation came a bit earlier than expected but Beerus nonethless, saw it coming and dodged Vegeta's attack. Vegeta then went for a spinning back hook kick to Beerus's head, but he merely ducked and sweep kicked Vegeta's legs, making him fall on his back. Vegeta tried to get up but Beerus's kick was so strong that he couldn't!
V- Damnit! Y/N! Fly away! Go! Hide!
B- *flies infront of you* Don't. Even. Try
Y- *gulps* Lord Beerus, p-p-please, f-forgive me
B- You know how I get when I don't get something I want. Now, you pay the price!
Beerus then put his hand in Y/N's face, signaling that he was about to erase her. He nodded slightly, signaling Whis that now was the time to get Y/N to the park, thus giving the illusion that Beerus actually erased her from existance.
B- Hakai
Whis then raced towards Y/N, grabbed her by the waist and raced to the park. All this was done in less than two seconds. Once the illusion was done, Vegeta stared in horror at the place where his wife once stood. In his mind, his lover, his entire family, was destroyed by this arragont, stupid, ill-tempered, chihuhua and man hybrid idiot. But what could he do? To him, she had been erased from exsistance, she wasn't dead nor was she alive. He couldn't do anything but stare...
V- Y/N... My son... They're gone... Just... Gone...
B- What a shame, I was enjoying the baby shower
V- How DARE you! That... THAT WAS MY FAMILY!!!!!
At that moment, Vegeta bounced back up and powered up even more, he didn't transform into a new form of saiyan, but he powered up to the point that he was even stronger than Goku.
W- *raises eyebrow* My my, Y/N you sure do have an impact on Vegeta
Y- Yep... A big impact, I didn't even know that I affected him THIS much
W- Well, you know now
Y- Yeah
Back with Beerus and Vegeta, Beerus was dodging and blocking Vegeta's attack, but not attacking back. The reason being that he was instructed to not hurt him since this was nothing but a prank, plus, Vegeta posed no threat either way. However, Beerus was getting rather bored of the fight, to him, a fight isn't worth fighting if he couldn't demonstrate any of his power.
B- *yawns* This is getting quite boring. Y/N! I'm getting tired of this prank!
V- What are you talking about you cat hybrid!? Prank? Boring?!
B- *sigh* Yes Vegeta, this was all a prank from the very start. But since I can't hurt you, I'm getting rather bored
V- A prank!? Y/N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta was extremely angry at this point, not at Beerus, not at Whis, Goku or the guests, but at his pregnant wife Y/N. He had been so worried, so angry, so traumitized for nothing, absolutly nothing, and that was not OK for the prince of all saiyans.
W- Well, prank's over Y/N, let's go back
Y- I think he's angry
W- Oh believe me Y/N, he's more angry than you think
Y- Shoot, I'm dead
W- Hey, you were the once who chose to prank him. Lord Beerus and I did it for the sweets
Y- Yeah yeah I know, let's just go back
W- At once
Whis then tapped his staff and held Y/N by the hand as they were teleported from the park to the baby shower. Once they had arrived, there stood an angry Vegeta, his eyes were like the demon eyes of Sebastian from Black Butler. Y/N gulped and hid behind Whis, who only stood aside so she was completely visible.
V- Y/N... Why? Why? WHY!?
Y- I-I-I just wanted to p-prank you
V- *frowns* *growls* Do you have any idea how angry. No, infuriated I was when I saw that Beerus had 'destroyed' you!? Huh? I thought my family just got erased! HOW COULD YOU!? WAS THIS YOUR GOAL! TO HAVE YOUR HUSBAND BE SAD, INFURIATED, AND THINK ABOUT HOW HE WILL LIVE THE REST IF HIS DAYS WITH HIS FAMILY GONE!?
Vegeta then threw a ki blast in anger toward some mountains, when it hit them, three mountains were immediatly destroyed. Y/N stepped back, and ready to transform incase Vegeta got out of control. Vegeta got closer, closer, and closer. Once he was right infront of his wife, Vegeta summoned a ki blast and pointed it at her. Y/N immediatly turned Super Saiyan Blue and got ready to fight.
V- Now let's see if I can make you feel the same way I did!
Y- Vegeta! Calm down!
V- Calm down? CALM DOWN!? YOU CALM DOWN!
Y- *frowns* I have no choice but to fight you
V- You, fight me? *scoff* Don't make me laugh! You're pregnant! There's no way you can beat me!
W- Are you sure you want to fight him? I could help if you want
V- You stay out of this Whis!
At that moment, Vegeta threw his ki blast at Y/N. Since Y/N had been distracted by Whis offering to help, it gave Vegeta the perfect chance to kill his wife. Y/N's life flashed before her eyes as she was being met with the ki blast, only to feel icky and sticky seconds after the ki blast was supposedly released. Y/N realized that she had been covered in pie and found Vegeta laughing along with Whis chuckling and Beerus on the ground laughing.
Y- What!? What's this! I thought you were gonna kill me!
V- *keeps laughing* Got you!
Y- What? I don't get it!
B- You really *laugh* don't get it!?
W- You've just been pranked back Y/N
Y- WHAT THE HECK!?
V- *calms down* Beerus told me of your prank so I thought "why not teach her a lesson and prank her back?" and so I made a plan to prank you, with Whis's and Beerus's help
Y- THAT IS SO NOT FAIR!
V- Well, you know what they say "all's fair in love and war"
Y- YOU SCARED ME!
B- That was the point. Geez
V- Now you know not to mess with me Y/N
Y- Yeah, yeah. Now can it