I was walking down smruf street and saw a sexy little blue skittle.
"I want that skit" little smurfel said to himself.
lil smurfel ran to the skittt and attempted to reach out and grab it before a little blue hand reached out and snatched it.
"What the smurf" little smurfel exclaimed.
"Lick my skittttttttt for a nickkk" the weird blue midget said.
"mmmMMMM I'm broke sorr" lil smurfel told the midget.
He kept walking down smurf street ((it's a reassaaally long street)) until something grabbed his arm
Or was it someoNE
He turned around and saw the blue midde t
"what what what" smuffel seid to it
"What's my name" the blue midget said to smurflee getting awfully close to his facial features
"ummmmmmm" smurfel thought
"idk" was his final answer
"nono non ononooooo no no" said the blue midget
"it's corey"