This is a request from @amz676 enjoy!!
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Steve:
(I know he can't get drunk, but you know. Have an imagination)
Babe: STAR SPANGLED MAN WITH A PLAN!!
(Y/N): Steve, are you drunk? Wth. I thought you couldn't get drunk.
Babe: CARRY THE FLAG SHORE TO SHORE FOR AMERICA.......uh.....
(Y/N): Steve, where are you?
Babe: YoUR'e so hot. I Hpe yo know tath.
(Y/N): *SIGH* I'm going to call Bucky.
Babe: NOOoOOooOO
Thor:
( I know he can't get drunk either....)
Barbie: (YYYYY/NNNNN), pay attention to meeee!!
Princess: Thor, I'm literally across the room. And where'd you get the Asgardian drink from? You haven't been to Asgard in months.
Barbie: Shhhh, it's a secret.......my head is stArTing to huRT. (YYYYY/NNNNN) whyyyyy????
Princess: This is all your fault. Let's get you to bed.
Barbie: bUt I don't wannnnnna go to bbbed.....*WHINES*
Princess: No, Thor I will take away all your poptarts if you don't go to bed.
Barbie: ........you WouulDn't
Princess: Watch me
Tony:
Mr. Playboy: lOOk at meeee!
Sexy: Tony wth why do you have a pole in the middle of our bedroom?
Mr. Playboy: I need to practice!! I'm geTTing rusty.
Sexy: Since when have you practiced dancing with a pole
Mr. Playboy: A wHile ago
*a minute later*
Mr. Playboy: (YYYYY/NNNNN) why wnot yuo answer me!!
Mr. Playboy: WHYHY!!
Mr. Playboy: I'm ALL ALONE!
Loki:
King: HEy hey hey hey hey
(Y/N): What Loki, have you been partying with Thor again?
King: Why would you thiKn that? You dOn't trust me?
(Y/N): You never text me. Unless you're drunk.
King: ..........right
Clint:
Mrs. Barton: Clint, where are you?
Mrs. Barton: Clint?
Mrs. Barton: CLINT!
Archer: *GIGGLES*.........hi
Mrs. Barton: *SIGH* Can you answer a bit faster
Archer: Why? fkdljkflajfkla'djgv
Mrs. Barton: Uh.......maybe I'll wait till you're home and not drunk. I'm going to send Steve for you.......
Archer: How'd you know I was drunk?f fdafcxrgfdknl
Mrs. Barton: ............
Bucky:
Metal Man: Hey, babe, hey.
Doll: What do you want, Bucky. It's three in the morning. Where are you anyway?
Metal Man: I'm still with Steve *GIGGLES* we're having fun
Doll: Well that's good. Just make sure that he drives, because I can tell from just texting you that your drunk.
Metal Man: *WHINES* But I wanna drive........I'll get us home
Doll: Just not in one piece. Buck, just let Steve drive home
Metal Man: *SIGH*.......
Bruce:
Greenie: Hey, (Y/N) guess what.....guess
(Y/N): What?
Greenie: GUEESSS!!!
(Y/N): *SIGH* You found an antidote for the Hulk?
Greenie: NOOO!! I painted all Toyn's suits pink! *GIGGLES*
(Y/N): Bruce, why?
Greenie: Cause I wanted to
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There's going to be more parts to this request. First I will do:
-Drunk Texts (you)
-He's Drunk
-You're Drunk
That's the lineup for the next couple chapters. :)