"Do you know that when you're asleep and you suddenly wake up, it means that someone, or something was staring at you?"
"Are you trying to scare me?"
"Is it working?"
"No. Well- yes, maybe"
"Aw. Don't worry darling, I'll be your knight, but I don't come with a horse. That part creeps me out"
"I'd rather stab myself with my fork"