Giotto: Alaude! Marry me!
Alaude: ........ marriage?
Giotto: I have rank, power and money!! So come with me todaaaaaay!!
Alaude: Giotto, do you know about the three 'High'? It's an unspoken standard for the single Asian women in choosing spouses.
Giotto: ........ what?
Alaude: High education. High income. High height.
High Education= sorta
High Income= mafia boss
High Height= X
Giotto: *shocked*
Alaude: I'm not asking for much. Just 10cm more will do it for you.
Giotto: ........................
-a few days later-
Giotto: G...... does this dying will flame make me look taller?
G: Drink milk.
Author: Remember to drink milk to grow taller! *wink*
Author: Wait a minute. I thought Alaude is French?
Alaude: Hn. I am.
Author: Then, what about that three 'High' thing?
Alaude: Hn. I tricked him.
Author: Oh.