The signs in a yearbook...
Aries: most likely to kill a teacher
Taurus: most likely to marry food
Gemini: most likely to not do homework
Cancer: most likely to find love soonest
Leo: most likely to become a celebrity
Libra: most likely to live far away
Scorpio: most likely to get a job at McDonalds
Sagittarius: most likely to become a hippie
Capricorn: most likely to own a pet shop
Aquarius: most likely to become bestows with Beyoncé
Pisces: most likely to die with 666 cats
Virgo: class clown / prettiest smile