Paulo who works at the bank received a call from someone...
Paulo: *picks up the ringing telephone*
Ken: Hello, banko po ba ito?
Paulo: Yes po, good morning. How may I help you?
Ken: Pwede ba akong mag-open ng account? May kailangan lang akong i-deposite na pera.
Paulo: Yes Sir, pwedeng-pwede po. I can assist you with that. All you have to do is to comply all the requirements needed.
Ken: Great, great.
Paulo: Magka'no po pala ang i-d-deposite niyo, Sir?
Ken: 1 Million Pesos, Sir.
Paulo: *napatanga* Oh... wow. That's quite a lot.
Ken: Yes po, Sir. Nakuha ko ang ganito kalaking amount ng pera sa Monopoly.
Paulo: Monopoly-what po?
Ken: Monopoly po, game po iyon. Familiar po kayo?
Paulo: Uhm, Sir. I'm sorry but the bank won't accept a Monopoly money.
Ken: *disappointed* Pero I can accept a handsome voice po.
Paulo: Ha?
Ken: Hehehe *hangs up*
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End Notes: this is inspired by a joke about a Monopoly money, lels. Cute naman sa SeKen version kahit papa'no. Wews, I missed it here. Medyo natagalan ang muli kong pag-ahon. Sadyang nagtago lang talaga ako bc of frustrations. Anyway, skl naman ket lampake kayo. :D