[The episode opens in Vox's surveillance room, as overlapping videos from various cameras stationed around the Hazbin Hotel play on the screens stationed around him. Vox himself is sitting in his office chair, watching them all while drinking from his mug]
Vox: No fucking way! They're going to fight? Oh, my god. Hahahaha! Oh, looks like your little hotel didn't work out so well. (watches a screen with on it, which glitches slightly) Oh, Alastor, I cannot wait to watch you get FUCKED! Ahahahaha!
[Vox laughs maniacally as the camera pans away from his chair and screens. The scene changes to show the cannibals all gathered outside the hotel, practising with their weapons. As Charlie watches them all from the hotel's entrance, Vaggie comes up to her]
Charlie: (Sighs) Oh, I wish my mom were here to see this.
Vaggie: The cannibals seem ready to fight. Are we?
[Sir Pentious bursts out of the hotel's doors, wearing a Victorian-style British army uniform and looking proud of himself]
Sir Pentious: Fear not, damsels. I shall have the staff ready for victorious combat!
Vaggie: What in the hell are you supposed to be?
Sir Pentious: (salutes) General Pentious, reporting for duty. I'll turn those rapscallions into soldiers in no time at all!
Charlie: Thank you, Pen.
[Sable and Cereza arrive after giving the Cannibals the weapons.]
Pentious: What about you? Have you taken arms yet?!
Cereza: We got it covered.
[Sable and Cereza close their eyes before their respective blue and purple magic swirls them both. Apparently out of nowhere various metal components emerge out of Sable's body, combining them into various weapon and what appears to be like a jet engines.]
[In Cereza's case her body glows purple before several black streaks cover her body. Everybody looked at them amazed before Angel breaks the silence.]
Angel: Is that a Dominatrix outfit?
[Cereza immediately blushes and covers herself.]
Cereza: (Blushes) What?! NO! It's a combat outfit!
Angel: Kinky...
Cereza: Shut up!
[Niffty, running around the hotel's entrance, now runs up to Pentious.]
Niffty: What can I do to help?
Sir Pentious: I'm glad, you asked, soldier. The base needs fortifications. Reinforce the southern wall! Create a moat around the perimeter to stop a ground assault.
[Niffty blinks up at Pentious, having no idea what he just said]
Charlie: How about this. If you see an angel, stab it! (hands Niffty a small blade)
[Niffty sees Angel a few metres away, and, thinking that Angel Dust is what Charlie meant, runs towards him with her knife]
Niffty: Stab! Stab! Stab!
Angel Dust: Hey, hey, hey, hey! (climbs up the pole he was leaning on)
Charlie: Not him!
Cereza: Exorcists!
[As Niffty runs off to find other things to stab, Angel does a flip and lands on the ground, before walking over to stand with the others.]
Vaggie: (drill sergeant style) Listen up, sinners! We've got 24 hours before the Extermination begins. Let's get to work.
[As the cannibals and the hotel's residents begin training to fight, Vox continues to watch them all train from his surveillance room]
Vox: Oh, they suck. Oh, they suck so bad! Oh, God. They're gonna fucking die! They're- they're gonna die.
[Back at the hotel, Charlie is holding Alastor's microphone, preparing to give a speech to the cannibals and the hotel's residents]
Charlie: Hello? (taps microphone) I want to thank everyone for coming. Even people who aren't staying here yet....Cherri?
Cherri Bomb: Look, I can't resist a fight, okay? Especially when I get to tag team with this fuckhead. (wraps arm around Angel, who smiles)
Charlie: Tomorrow, the Exorcists will face a Hell ready to defend itself and win!
Vaggie: Yeah! Yeah, we will! Tell 'em, baby!
Charlie: Yes! And we are-we are going to win! But in case we don't, I want you all to know... that getting to know you has been the biggest honor of my life. Whatever redemption really means, I know you all tried. I have seen the good in all of you. And it's...I-I'm just...I love you all, so much, and-and live tonight however you want because-
Niffty: We're all gonna die! (laughs maniacally)
Vaggie: (starts clapping) Alright! Let's give it up for not dying! Love not dying. (pauses) Drinks?
[Inside the hotel, the gang are sharing drinks, talking and laughing with one another]
Vaggie: I mean, personally, I'm excited. It's been a while since I stabbed anyone and really meant it, you know what I mean?
Cherri Bomb: Cheers, bitches!
Husk: Yeah!
Angel Dust: Here's to us!
Sir Pentious: Here's to being alive today and not dying tomorrow!
[Alastor and Niffty watch the rest of the group drinking from the mezzanine.]
Alastor: Ah, the celebratory night before a courageous last stand. It's been a surprising thrill to witness these wayward souls find connection. Almost makes one sentimental, eh, Niffty?
Niffty: I really like them, Alastor. They let me put on roach puppet shows without booing!
Alastor: Ah, an enjoyable collective to be around. I admit one could get accustomed.
[Niffty hops on top of Alastor's head and places a crown made of roaches and sticks on his head.]
Niffty: I dub thee, King Roach.
Alastor: Oh, to understand your twisted little mind!
[Alastor and Niffty begin laughing maniacally together, signalling that they possibly do understand each other's twisted little minds. Meanwhile, Angel is sitting by the parlor as Husk pours him a drink]
Husk: Last day of afterlife, and you're not off snorting a line off some hunk's abs?
Angel Dust: Eh, you fucked one cannibal pool boy, you fucked 'em all.
Husk: I guess you have changed.
Angel Dust: Hey, Charlie said live tonight however we wanted... so pour me a fresh one, and let's get to living!
[As Husk pours Angel another drink, Pentious tentatively approaches Cherri Bomb, who is talking to Vaggie]
Sir Pentious: Miss Bomb? Cherri?
Cherri Bomb: Yeah?
Sir Pentious: I want to tell you that I...I love...I'd love to wish you good luck in the battle ahead. (shakes Cherri's hand)
Cherri Bomb: Okay.
Sir Pentious: You are...have always been a worthy opponent. With the most...brilliant explosive contraptions I've ever seen.
Cherri Bomb: Uh...thanks?
Sir Pentious: Anyway, I guess...please don't die tomorrow. Okay, bye!
[Sir Pentious runs away as Angel comes up to Cherri, passing her a shot]
Angel Dust: You know, you could totally tap that.
Cherri Bomb: Tss, don't be gross.
Angel Dust: Cuz, you know, I hear he's got 2 dicks.
[Cherri looks back at Pentious.]
Cherri Bomb: Huh.
[It cuts to Sable from his room looking at the Cannibals preparing for tomorrow, he is distracted by the sound of the door opening. It's revealed to be Cereza.]
Sable: Cereza. Is everything alright?
Cereza: Yeah everything is fine but...
Sable: Please tell me you aren't thinking about quitting now.
Cereza: No. It's just that I've been thinking and.... are we gonna do what the Knight did?
Sable: What?
Cereza: We are about to fight an entire army of Angels Sable, what if we lose or what if the rest of hell doesn't approve-?
Sable: We are not the Knight, we are fighting for a cause and this is our last stand. The Knight never cared for another solutions and only care about killing. We are doing this so that Charlie an her dream can be achieved.
[Cereza looks at Sable worriedly before he gives him a warming smile, she smiles in return and start to sing.]
Cereza: ♪ Hey brother
There's an endless road to rediscover ♪
Sable: ♪ Hey sister
Know that water's sweet, but blood is thicker ♪
Sable and Cereza: ♪ Oh, if the sky comes falling down
For you
There's nothing in this world I wouldn't do ♪
Cereza: Hey brother♪
Do you still believe in one another?♪
Sable: Hey sister♪
Do you still believe in love? I wonder ♪
Sable and Cereza:♪ Oh, if the sky comes falling down
For you
There's nothing in this world I wouldn't do ♪
Sable: ♪ What if I'm far from home? ♪
Cereza: ♪ Oh brother, I will hear you call
What if I lose it all? ♪
Sable: ♪ Oh sister, I will help you out♪
Sable and Cereza: ♪ Oh, if the sky comes falling down
For you
There's nothing in this world I wouldn't do ♪
[The siblings hug each other lovingly. In Heaven, the Exorcists are all lined up outside Heaven's gates as Adam gives them all a pep talk. Behind him Laila holds her shield and double edged sword.]
Adam: Extermination Day is here, bitches. We're going to go down and exterminate demon ass!
Lute: Destroy that ass!
Adam: Prepare to slaughter every sinner in that shit hotel, and you all remember Vaggie?
[The Exorcists all boo Vaggie]
Exorcists: Boo! We hate her!
Lute: Rip Vaggie's cunt mouth out her ass!
[Laila just looks at Lute disturbed.]
Adam: Would you just-ju-chill, Lute. Fuck.
Laila: Great leadership skills Adam...
Adam: Shut up. Anyway, whoever brings me Vaggie's head gets...uh, I dunno, a million Heaven bucks. How about that, huh?
[The Exorcists all cheer.]
Adam: Haha, yeah! Ladies, let's fuck shit up! (accompanied by a guitar sting) ♪ ATTACK! ♪
Lute: FORWARD!
[Behind Adam, a portal to Hell opens and all of the Exorcists fly through it. The portal opens right outside the hotel, where Charlie, Vaggie, Angel, Pentious, Husk, Niffty, Sable, Cereza and the cannibals are gathered by the entrance. Charlie has a golden shield with an apple motif, Vaggie has her angelic spear, Niffty has the small knife that Charlie gave her (and is laughing maniacally), Angel has a tommy gun, Sable prepares her jet, Cereza's hands glow deep purple and Pentious has a short sword]
Vaggie: Here they come. Get ready, everyone. We fight together!
[As the group prepares to attack, the Vees are all sitting in front of a TV in Vox Tower , which is showing real-time camera footage from the hotel. Valentino and Velvette look bored, with Velvette on her phone, but Vox has a box of popcorn and is excited to watch them all die]
Vox: Oh, oh. Oh, this is going to be good!
[At the hotel, Vaggie raises her angelic spear]
Vaggie: Now! FOR YOUR SOULS!
[The group cheers and charge as the Exorcists begin pouring out of the portal, charging back at them]
Charlie: Let's FUCK THEM UP!
[As the Exorcists and the hotel group begins fighting, Alastor stands on the hotel's roof, watching the angels flying out]
Alastor: Let the slaughter begin. AHAHAHAHAHAHA-HA!
[Alastor laughs maniacally as he swings his microphone, causing a huge force field to appear around the hotel which traps the attacking Exorcists inside. Adam, Laila and Lute watch in confusion from outside the force field.]
Adam: The fuck?
Lute: They appear to have some kind of shield, sir!
Adam: (sarcastically) Oh, really? I didn't see this giant fucking shield in front of me, YOU DUMB BITCH! NO SHIT!
Laila: FOCUS YOU IDIOTS! Look at what weapons are they using!
[The force field sprouts tentacles and begins killing Exorcists that are on the outside of the force field with angelic weapons.]
Adam: That's how they can kill us? With our own weapons?! Fucking weak, dude.
[As Lute raises her sword and flies to attack the shield, Cherri and Angel attack Exorcists from the inside of the force field, with Angel shooting with his Tommy gun and Cherri throwing her explosives. Pentious watches them from his cannons]
Angel Dust: Come and get some!
Cherri Bomb: Eat shrapnel, fuckers!
Sir Pentious: All angelic weapons fire at will!
[Husk flies past, throwing his explosive cards at angels]
Husk: Hey! Yelling while fighting...doesn't help.
[Niffty runs around stabbing every angel she can see, even the dead ones. Charlie and Vaggie are fighting back to back]
Charlie: Alastor's shield is working!
Vaggie: Trying to focus, sweetie!
Charlie: We might actually have a chance!
Vaggie: Love the optimism. Still trying to focus.
[Sable is seen shooting various Exorcists, one tries to stab Cereza she dodges it, summons an iron maiden and kicks her into it.]
[Adam and Lute are still hovering over the force field. Adam clearly has had enough of being left out of the battle]
Adam: I'm fucking over this. Tits help me!
Laila: Stop calling me that you fucking pig!
[They draw backwards before flying straight at the shield. With one punch, they cause it to dissipate, leaving the hotel exposed. Laila charges straight to Sable crashing into the hotel then into the sky.]
Angel Dust: Fuck!
Charlie: Oh, no!
Cereza: Sable!
[As the smoke clears, Adam sees Alastor standing on the roof. Recognising him as the creator of the shield, Adam flies down to the roof to meet him. The Vees watch from V Tower, Vox preparing to see Alastor die.]
Vox: Oh, fuck! I am so hard right now!
[Vox makes a thrust gesture for a couple seconds while Velvette seems uncomfy of Vox making the gesture at her. Meanwhile, Alastor takes a few steps forward to meet Adam]
Alastor: Adam! First man, next to die.
Adam: Who the fuck are you?
Alastor: Alastor. Pleasure to be meeting you, quite a pleasure. I'm about to end your fucking life.
[Alastor taps his cane on the ground, causing four tentacles to rise up around him]
Adam: (sarcastically) Nice voice. Don't you know jazz is for PUSSIES!
[Adam summons his guitar and flies straight at Alastor. Alastor stands still as his tentacles lash out at Adam. Adam slashes at them all before gearing up to attack Alastor himself]
Alastor: Ah ah ah!
[Adam attempts to attack Alastor with his guitar, but Alastor moves smoothly out of the way, before sending more tentacles towards Adam]
Adam: You really think you can take me on? A mortal soul is no match for me, edge-lord.
Alastor: You should know better than anyone what a soul can accomplish when they take charge of their own fate.
[Alastor's shadow looms behind him, making it appear as though there was a crack in the hotel's roof. The crack leads up to Adam, where one of Alastor's shadow monsters appears and punches Adam]
Adam: Ohoho, you think you're tough shit, huh? (destroys Alastor's shadow monster)
Alastor: Tougher than you. Ha ha ha!
[Adam swings at Alastor with his guitar. Alastor easily dodges his strikes]
Alastor: You lack discipline, control, and worst, (goes into full demon form) YOU'RE SLOPPY!
[More of Alastor's shadow creatures appear, attacking Adam and crawling all over him, sending him flying upwards]
Adam: And you're...(realises he doesn't know what to say) fuck-fuck you...you red piece of f-too much fucking red...fuck...shut up!
[Using one of his tentacles, Alastor grabs Adam and throws him into the sign on the hotel's roof]
Alastor: Ha ha ha! Poetry!
Adam: I'm going to wipe that shit-eating grin off your face, CAUSE RADIO IS FUCKING DEAD!
[Adam flies a few metres into the air and swings his guitar, sending a shockwave towards Alastor. When it dissipates, Alastor has been forced out of his full demon form and his microphone has been snapped in two]
Alastor: (with absolutely no static) What just happened? (notices microphone) ...fuck.
[While Alastor is distracted by his microphone, Adam manages to score a hit on him, slashing him across the torso and sending him flying back to the edge of the roof. Vox cheers from V Tower]
Vox: Yes! Fuck you, Alastor! (flips off screen) Ahahaha! (jumps on top of table) THIS IS BETTER THAN SEX!
[Alastor picks up the 2 pieces of his microphone, disoriented and his eyes going in and out of his full demon form]
Alastor: (singsong) Have to disagree with you there! Radio's not dead, but it is ending this broadcast.
[Alastor flees the battle and melts into his shadow. Adam, laughing, watches him disappear while leaning on his guitar]
Adam: Bye, bitch!
[Meanwhile, Vox watches in anger from V Tower, disappointed that Alastor wasn't dead and angry at him for seemingly being a coward and fleeing]
Vox: No! Fuck you fuck you fuck you! Pussy!!
[Sable manages to punch Laila away and notices that Alastor is gone.]
Sable: Alastor!
[He is punched back by Laila and then dragged across the roof, he elbows her and shoots her several times. She spins her sword blocking the bullets. At the front of the hotel, Pentious commands the cannibals from the balcony]
Sir Pentious: Right flank, advance! Left flank, watch your six. (addressing Charlie and Vaggie) Ladies! There are more coming up on your right. Get ready for them, Vagatha!
Vaggie: Not my name, but got it.
[Charlie is hitting angels with her shield, apologising to each of them as she does so]
Charlie: Sorry! Sorry. Sorry-sorry, sorry!
Vaggie: Now's not the time for that, babe!
Charlie: Oh, right.
[Five angels fly at Vaggie, out to kill her. Charlie uses her firework power to explode them all]
Charlie: DIE, MOTHERFUCKERS!
[Husk flies around the hotel, throwing his playing cards. Angel, near him, is shooting them all with his tommy gun]
Husk: These fucking angels won't stop coming!
[Angel laughs, his dirty mind turning it into a sex joke]
Husk: Okay, I walked right into that one.
[Angel sees an Exorcist advancing on 2 of the Egg Boiz.]
Angel Dust: Hold that thought.
[Angel runs to defend the eggs, one of them having already been killed by the Exorcist. Angel blocks the Exorcist's sword with his tommy gun, before shooting it up with a pair of guns that were hidden in his third pair of arms]
Angel Dust: (to the Egg Boi) You alright, squirt?
Egg Boi: I nearly scrambled...myself.
Angel Dust: Get somewhere safe.
[Angel is knocked off his feet by a huge explosion. The smoke clears, revealing it to be Adam, flying above everyone and shooting angelic light from his hands]
Adam: SUCK MY HOLY LIGHT, FUCKERS! YEAH!
Charlie: What? Alastor was supposed to handle him. Oh no, he must be-
[Charlie and Vaggie run to safety as Adam attempts to shoot at them. Pentious watches them]
Vaggie: We aren't going to last long unless we do something about him.
[Pentious looks up at Adam]
Sir Pentious: Of course.
[Cherri runs past Pentious to get to a better vantage point, holding a bomb. Pentious pulls her back down]
Cherri Bomb: I'm trying to fight here! You out of your fucking mind?
Sir Pentious: Yes.
[Pentious kisses Cherri, the bomb falling out of her hand and exploding behind them]
Sir Pentious: Miss Cherri Bomb, I love you. Remember me!
[Pentious runs off to his airship. Cherri looks back at him]
Cherri Bomb: That was kinda hot.
[Pentious enters his airship, the Egg Boiz lined up around the inside. As he slithers past them, they salute]
Sir Pentious: Eggs, activate thrusters, and charge the death ray.
Egg Boiz: Yes, sir.
[Pentious' airship starts up and lifts itself off of the hotel. Everyone else watches]
Charlie: Pentious?
Angel Dust: That crazy motherfucker.
[The airship flies towards Adam, aiming the death ray at him]
Egg Boi: Target in range.
Sir Pentious: Fire.
[The airship edges closer and closer to Adam, the death ray charging up. Adam notices it]
Adam: Oh, whoop!
[With one blast from his finger, Adam incinerates the airship and everyone inside it]
Adam: Haha, that coulda been ugly.
[Everyone stares in horror from the ground]
Charlie: Noo!
Cereza: Pentious!
Angel Dust: Fuck...
Charlie: No...
Angel Dust: You did good, buddy.
Charlie: No, no, no.
[Charlie, crying, sinks to her knees. Vaggie runs over to her]
Vaggie: Charlie, I'm so sorry...
[Charlie growls as the tears run down her face, the sadness turning into rage. It cuts back to Sable and Laila. He attempts to stab her in the gut but she twists his arm and in the process crushes one of the guns.]
Laila: So you gota few upgrades. But it won't be enough to beat me.
[She rushes at Sable as he parries the blows of her sword with the guns on his arms.]
Laila: Hell and Heaven was meant to be for those who deserved it and now the brat of a traitor wants to ruin everything by bringing Sinners into Heaven!
Sable: Charlie only dreams of giving people a chance! Something that Heaven doesn't understand!
Laila: Then it looks like her dream will die with her just like everyone it that hotel.
[She charges at Sable. It cuts to the hotel's roof, Adam knocks Charlie to the ground, before picking her up by the throat. Charlie's tail and horns recede]
Charlie: Let...me...go!
Adam: This fight was cute n'all, but it's (his mask glitches for a moment) time to die with the rest of them!
[Vaggie flies to the roof to help Charlie, but Lute flies after her and pins her to the floor.]
Vaggie: Charlie!
[Suddenly, a fist appears and punches Adam so hard that it damages his mask as he goes flying into the hotel's sign, before falling through the roof. The person catches Charlie as it is revealed to be Lucifer, with his wings out and sporting a different coat, this one with red and golden epaulets.]
Charlie: Dad?
Lucifer: Sorry we weren't here sooner, sweetie.
Charlie: We?
[Two loud blasts are heard, in the entrance of the hotel Vorvar'g is seen engaging with several Exorcists at once.]
Cereza: Father?
[Lucifer lands and puts Charlie down. Adam climbs back onto the roof, half of his mask having broken off.]
Adam: Okay, seriously! How many of you freaks do I have to fight?!
[Lucifer walks up to Adam, rolling up his sleeves to fight]
Lucifer: Oh, I'm the only one that matters. See, you messed with my daughter, and now, I am going to FUCK you!
[Adam stares at Lucifer, perplexed. Lute and Vaggie stop their fight to stare in confusion at Lucifer. Angel cocks an eyebrow, smiling as Husk gives him a deadpanned look and the other Exorcists also stare in confusion. Vorvar'g just facepalms. The Vees stare at the screen from V Tower, Vox looking perplexed, Velvette wearing a smile, and Valentino intrigued.]
Valentino: Well, this just got interesting.
[Charlie, slightly embarrassed, corrects her dad]
Charlie: (whispering) It's fuck you up, Dad.
Lucifer: ...Wait, what did I say?
[Vorvar'g shoots two angels with his shotgun before looking at Lucifer annoyed.]
Vorvar'g: (Pumps shotgun) Damnit Lucifer! I told you not to quote those old movies we watched! You didn't understand shit!
[Adam flies at Lucifer with a battle cry, smashing him into the wall. Lucifer transforms into a snake to escape and slithers into the air, before transforming back]
Lucifer: Hyahahah! So this is what you been up to since Eden? (dodges Adam by turning into a goat) Gotta say, you've really let yourself go, buddy.
[Adam grabs Lucifer by the foot. Lucifer turns into a snake briefly to free himself. Adam throws him away and Lucifer turns into a bird]
Adam: You?! judging me?! You're the most hated being in all of creation!
[Adam tries to shoot his angelic light at Lucifer, but Lucifer dodges]
Lucifer: Well, your first wife didn't seem to hate what I had to offer... or the second, bow-chicka-pow-pow!
[Lucifer flies away doing a little dance. Vorvar'g hears an explosion and sees Sable still fighting with Laila. ]
Cereza: Sable!
[They crashed into the ground with Sable clearly being tired but Laila not breaking a sweat.]
Laila: So disappointing.
[Sable attempts to shoot her, but she throws her sword stabbing through the barrel, she rushes to attack and tears out one of his engines and hits him with it.]
[She grabs Sable face mask before ripping it off completely, she knees him in the stomach before punching his face.]
Laila: Where was your strength when you tore Alya's face in two?! Or when you crushed Rosa's heart with your own hands?!
[She slashes Sable's armor until almost all of it it's completely broken.]
Laila: Where is the savagery when you ripped out Aniela head with her whole spine? What about when you mercilessly beat Evangeline with your pure hands?! Was it all worth it for the life of one Imp?!
[She slams his face into the ground a couple of times. Sable's face is bloodied.]
Sable: I'm not the Crimson Knight!
[She throws him one last time at some rubble.]
Laila: Lying won't save you now, it's finally time for your comeuppance-
Cereza: (Offscreen) Hold on Sable!
[Cereza rushes towards Laila sending various magical projectiles only for her to block them with her ginormous wings. Cereza attempts to attack with her batons but she is grabbed by the neck.]
Laila: This doesn't involve you!
[She smacks Cereza away burying her in rubble. Laila stabs Sable through the shoulder, dragging Sable across the ground. she kicks him one last time. Cereza keeps trying to get out of the rubble.]
Laila: With your death, my daughters shall find peace.
Cereza: SABLE!!!
[Laila raises her sword and was about to kill Sable but she is then shot in the back.]
[The shooter is revealed to be Vorvar'g, he shoots two more times, grabs her and starts beating her down. He also stabs his claws into her gut and rips out some pieces out of it. ]
Vorvar'g: LEAVE MY SON ALONE!!
[He grabs by the throat, slams her into the ground, grabs one of her wings and with incredible strength rips it. Then grabs the rest of them and rips them out too.]
[She lets a blood curling scream before he grabs her by the leg and throws her to another pile of rubble, she gasps in pain before noticing a burning sensation in her back, not only that but Vorvar'g is slowly approaching with killing intent.]
Laila: Im-(gasp) Impossible....How were you able-?
[Laila finally takes a good look at Vorvar'gs weapon. She widens her eyes before giving a glare at him.]
Laila: It was you.... Once Heaven finds out, they will have your head...
Vorvar'g: I already escaped Death once. Think I can't escape Heaven too? (Pumps shotgun.)
[He finally kills her, Cereza finally gets out of the rubble and rushes toward the injured Sable.]
Cereza: Sable!
[She helps him stand up as Vorvar'g just stares at Laila's body.]
Sable: Dad I-
[Vorvar'g just grabs Laila's corpse before looking at the siblings disappointed.]
Vorvar'g: I expected more of you.
[The siblings widen their eyes in shock. He drags Laila's body with him. It cuts back to Adam and Lucifer fighting.]
Adam: I'll fuckin' end you!
[Lucifer turns into a horse and kicks Adam away]
Lucifer: Whoa, missed me! (turns back and dodges Adam' light) Hoohoo, not even close. Haha! Nice try, douchebag!
Adam: Hold still, you slippery fucker!
[Charlie watches the two of them fighting for a few moments before running over to help Vaggie. Meanwhile Lucifer, in the form of an octopus, has Adam wrapped up in his tentacles before Adam chucks him away, Lucifer changing back to his standard form. Adam charges up a huge blast of angelic light at Lucifer. Lucifer dodges and the light chops the hotel straight in half. Charlie screams as she falls down the middle, the entire hotel crumbling around her. Then, Lucifer swoops down and catches her.]
Lucifer: I got ya.
[Charlie smiles before hearing Adam's laughing. she looks and sees him charging up to them.]
Charlie: Dad, look out!
Lucifer: Huh?
[Charlie snarls as she used her demonic powers to transform her right hand, turning it red with darken splotches, somewhat resembling Hellboy, and blocks Adam just as he was about to punch them,]
Adam: Woah wait, what the fuck?!
[Lucifer and Charlie stare at Adam menacingly, before they catapult him to the ground screaming, the impact leaving a blast wave of smoke, and a crater where he lay, his mask completely shattered, revealing his human face. He looks up and sees Lucifer in his fully demonic form, a spark of flames emitting between his horns as his eyes glow blood red.]
Lucifer: YOU COME AT ME, AND MY DAUGHTER! DON'T FORGET, YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE, BITCH!
[Lucifer proceeds to punch Adam senselessly, fire coming from his hands as he does so and laughs at Adam's pain. Lucifer then summons a sphere of fire, preparing to finish him off, before Charlie puts her hand on his shoulder, getting his attention.]
Charlie: Whoa, whoa, Dad. He's had enough.
[They look down to Adam, who lies motionless on the ground. The two royals then leave the crater, still staring at Adam.]
Lucifer: Alright. How's mercy taste, you little bitch?
Adam: No... (gets up) you don't get to end this! I'm fucking Adam! (gets out of crater and faces gang) I'm the fucking man, and you're just some fucking clown or something! Once Laila comes back from killing those mutts you will be so fucked that I will-!
Vorvar'g: (Offscreen) I'm afraid that won't be happening Adam.
[Adam turns around to see Vorvar'g holding Laila's body, Cereza helping Sable. Vorvar'g throws Laila's body at Adams feet. He flinches in horror. Laila's body is revealed to have her face completely destroyed.]
Lucifer: (Shocked) Laila...
Adam: What the fuck?!
Lute: No!
Adam: (Grits teeth) So you all think you are hot shit?! HUH!? I started everything on Earth! All of mankind came from these fucking nuts! You all should be worshipping me, you ungrateful, disgusting, fucking losers-!
[Just as he says these words, a small knife is stabbed through him, making Adam shout in pain. Everyone looks in shock as an angelic blade is stabbed right through his chest.]
Vaggie: Woa-hoah!
Lucifer: Hey, y-ya got somethin' stickin' outta your... your thing there.
[Adam collapses face first to the ground, revealing Niffty on his back, having sneaked up behind and stabbed Adam.]
Charlie: Niffty?
[Niffty stares blankly at Adam for a few seconds before smiling and viciously stabbing Adam again and again, his golden blood going all over her]
Niffty: STAB! STAB STAB! Hahahaha! Haha! Hahaha! RUEAhahaha!
[The Vees stare in shock at the screen from V Tower]
Vox: Ho-ly shit!
Niffty: Blood! Hahahaha!!
[A little way away, Lute turns and looks in horror at Adam's body]
Lute: NOOOO!
[Lute dashes up to Adam just as Niffty skips off, turning him to face her. Adam gives her a small smile before dying.]
Lute: Sir! Sir! Stay with me sir! ADAM!
[The others then come up to her, Charlie and Lucifer in their demonic forms.]
Charlie: It's over.
Lucifer: Take your little friends, and GO HOME! Please.
[Lute realises that the only option she has is obeying him and picks up Adam and Laila's halo.]
Lute: Retreat! All Exorcists fall back!
[With that command, all the surviving Exorcists take off to the portal to Heaven, Lute following behind scowling. the portal then closes as Lucifer looks to the group.]
Lucifer: Sooo....(sighs) Who's up for pancakes?
[Only Niffty raises her hand, everyone else just looks at him, unamused. Vorvar'g looks at Adam's body and smirks. The scene cuts to a newsflash from 666 news.]
Katie Killjoy: Good evening. I'm Katie Killjoy!
Yom Trench: And I'm-
[Katie Killjoy shoves Tom Trench out of his seat and out of the frame]
Katie Killjoy: Nobody gives a shit who you are, Tom. Breaking news - Extermination day is cancelled!
The news report begins to play clips from the fight with the Exorcists]
Katie Killjoy: Charlie Morningstar managed to fend off the angelic attack with more than just nice words.
[In Cannibal town, Rosie watches the news report while sipping tea, while in V Tower, Velvette watches the news on her phone. Valentino comes over and briefly looks over her shoulder, before walking away to play the same news report on his television.]
Katie Killjoy: In an unseen turn of events, our demonic head honcho Lucifer stepped in to save his daughter's ass in the last moment. We're also hearing reports that Adam, leader of the angelic legions, first man and totally fuckable bad boy, has been slain by a filthy janitor.
[From his surveillance room, Vox watches the news, which is now showing Niffty being interviewed, staring blankly at the camera. Carmilla Carmine watches the news from her office, a small smile on her face]
Katie Killjoy: The janitor said, quote, "Charlie told me to stab, so I did". Anyway, congrats to Charlie and her crew for not being totally fucking useless for once.
[The scene cuts to the gang digging through the rubble of the Hazbin Hotel. Sable resting on a piece of it. Charlie runs through the hotel with Vaggie, looking anxiously around. She sees KeeKee lying in the rubble and picks her up.]
Charlie: Oh...there, there. It's...it's okay.
[Charlie looks over and smiles briefly when she sees Angel and Fat Nuggets reuniting. She begins to walk towards them, but she stops when she steps on something. Charlie looks down to see the banner from "Scrambled Eggs" which reads "Happy first week, Sir Pentious!". Vaggie walks over to her.]
[All of them sing the last line while looking at the rebuilt hotel. In V Tower, Vox and Valentino make out while Velvette takes a selfie of them. It cuts to Sable sitting at the rooftop with several bandages across his body, he looks back and sees Cereza with a couple of drinks.]
Cereza: Hey.
Sable: Hey.
[She gives him one before sitting next to him. She notices his sad look as an awkward silence begins.]
Cereza: You were amazing in there Sable, if it wasn't for you it's most likely we would have died. You were great.
Sable: But not enough for him...
[Another awkward silence ensues.]
Cereza: (Sighs) You know that we still have to something about the Knight right?
Sable: I know but at least we can enjoy our time here before we do that.
Cereza: Heh. Think the Knight is still out there?
Sable: Who knows. Only one can wonder what he must be doing right now.
[It cuts to Imp city, specifically at the I.M.P floor where several gunshots are heard, it's revealed to be Hound escaping from a furious Blitzo holding his gun.]
Blitzo: So you think you can send dirty songs to my daughter and hope I didn't notice it?!
[He shoots more times as Hound takes cover behind the couch.]
Hound: For the last fucking time! The song said "pocket full of posey"! Not pussy dumbass!
Blitzo: Liar!
[In Heaven, and are sitting in a room together. Suddenly, Sir Pentious rises up into the room. His colour scheme has been changed to white, gold and blue and he now has a love-hearts motif]
Sir Pentious: What? Where-where am I? (sees Sera and Emily) Oh, hello.
[Emily, realising that this is proof that the Hazbin Hotel works, squeaks with excitement. Sera, having come to the same conclusion, looks mortified.]
[The scene cuts to the ocean waves washing the beaches in Heaven. In a beach chair, a lone woman with a large fedora hat sits there, watching the sea. As her hair flows by the winds, Lute comes to her and dumps the deceased Adam's halo on the ground in front of her.]
Lute: Adam and Laila are dead. Your deal is done and I'm in charge now. Your brat and ex-husband's pet are threatening the very foundation of Heaven. And if you want to stay here, (leans down and pointing at the sea) you're going down there (points at the woman), and stopping that bitch. You understand me...Lillith?
[The woman, revealed to be Lilith, stared up at Lute before she furrows her eyebrows from behind the sunglasses in annoyance with an ominous music playing in the background, as the episode ends.]