Panda: Wassup bishes I'm back from the dead-
Panda:
*All the writers sleepin'*
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Mushy: Hey who wants some popsicles? *Gives 'popsicles' to the writers*
Lumin: Mmm yummy-
Reddie: GURL THESE ARE TAMPONS!
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Foxtle: You know that Mickey Mouse has a child right?
Mia: WHAT?!
Mia: OMG THIS IS MUCH WORSE THAN KNOWING THE FACT THAT HELLO KITTY HAS A BOYFRIEND!
Foxtle: HELLO KITTY HAS A BOYFRIEND?!
Mia: YEA A BOYFRIEND!
Mushy: *In a corner watching gore on an unknown website while drinking rootbeer mixed with blueberry wine* No one will stop me... Hehehehe
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Mushy: Hey Banana, are you catholic?
Banana: Idk why?
Mushy: ... This week is holy week and I have to suffer
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Dily: You know, Banana, when you generalize, you tell general... lies.
Banana: ...
Banana: Are you trying to teach me moral lessons through puns.
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CatBark: Ok so, apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.
(I tried to shorten ignore_my_pfp's username)
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Rainbow: Look, Mushy, it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown, and its Monday.
Mushy: I DON'T WANNA EXIST ANYMORE RAINBOW-
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Sunflower: Jellyfish have survived for 600,000 years without brains...
Mia: A ray of hope for me!
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*Lumin sends more than 5 messages in a row*
Lumin: I ain't reading all that.
Lumin: I'm happy for you tho.
Lumin: Or sorry that happened.
(HUH)
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Rainbow: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy. But if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you're going to die.
StrawberryMochi: My favorite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call.
Cheesy: It's called connotations.
Banana: Try this one on for size, "Forgive me, Father, I have sinned" vs "Sorry, Daddy, I've been naughty."
Reddie: Great news! Language is now banned!
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Mushy: *Trying to search on how to commit suicide*
Google: Do you need help? Call-
Mushy: I DO NOT LIVE IN AMERICA!!!
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