Urbosa: It's thanksgiving today!
Revali: oh joy
Link: we should meet at rito to celebrate
Revali: please don't eat me
Mipha: no promises
Daruk: dibs on the wings
Urbosa: DARN IT
Link: I will murder you daruk
Daruk: snooze ya loose
Mipha: I can bring my burnt water
Link: oh yeah I forgot about that
Urbosa: I have... sand
Daruk: I can offer lava or whatever
Link: how about edible stuff
Daruk: everything's edible!
Mipha: sometimes only once
Urbosa: never mind, I tried the sand and it doesn't have that crunch
Link: I don't think that's healthy
Mipha: nothing we have is healthy
Revali: you hylians just need to toughen up
Daruk: kinda a skill issue
Link: shut up
Mipha: how about we just go over to rito and maybe eat revali
Revali: I'll take the maybe
Daruk: alrighty
Once everyone arrives at rito...
Link: im here against my will
Revali: what did you even bring for us
Link: watch your tone or I'll boil you alive
Mipha: I decided to leave the burnt water to the zora so I brought some cooked Hyrule bass
Link: oh good something edible
Daruk: I brought meat curry!
Revali: I brought-
Link: no one cares about your birdseed
Revali: I brought mashed birdseed...
Urbosa: I have acquired thy creamy heart soup
Link: I have simmered fruit
Urbosa: what about the Turkey?
Mipha: revali come here for a second
Revali: NO
Mipha: YES
Daruk: hehe
Link: also Zelda's here!
Urbosa: oooh!
Link: she sadly brought Turkey so we can't sacrifice revali
Daruk: aww....
(Urbosa added 'Zelda' to the chat)
Mipha: welcome to this hellspawn!
Revali: there's no going back
Zelda: I'll just leave tmrw...
Urbosa: good choice
Zelda: anyways, I brought some food items accepted by all the races of Hyrule
Mipha: like what?
Zelda: water?
Daruk: im allergic
Zelda: how
Daruk: just joking!
Zelda: goodness, also I bring Turkey, cranberry sauce, Turkey, pecan pie, and Turkey stuffing
Link: oh cool!
Daruk: we should eat before it gets cold!
Zelda: how about we say what we are thankful for first? I'll go first, I'm thankful for the residents of Hyrule and my wonderful friends here
Link: im thankful for food
Daruk: im thankful for rocks
Mipha: im thankful for slightly burnt water
Urbosa: im thankful for heat resistant food
Revali: im thankful for birdseed
Zelda: that's all food! Except daruk
Daruk: no, It's food
Zelda: let's just eat...
Happy thanksgiving! 🦃
I hope you enjoy thanksgiving or any other holidays you celebrate!