kae: let's start
kae: but before that, i am bringing your future first-years
everyone: you can do that??
kae: of course
(then with a snap of the finger everyone arrived and was explained everyting)
everyone: so she is ichika who worship ayanokoji
kei: that devil
ichika: senpaiiiiiiiiiiiii
ayanokoji: horikita
horikita: hmm?
ayanokoji: you know what?
horikita: what?
everyone: what are they talking about?
ryuen: kukuku maybe i can get some details about class D
arisu: secret meeting?
ichinose: what are they talking about?
manabu: is he asking her out?
ayanokoji: have you watched snowhite?
everyone: what is he talking about and why a fairytale?
ryuen: monster you are into fairy tale
ayanokoji: no i just found something intresting
horikita thoughts: please not this
kei: i wonder what is it?
horikita: yeah and it was one of my favourite childhood ovies but why?
ayanokoji: you know the prince in snow white was a pedophile
everyone: what the fuck?
satou: how so?
kei: i don't think so ayanokoji it is a good and wholesome movie
horikita thougths: i also used to think like that
manabu: intresting
horikita: huh? how so?
ayanokoji: when he kissed the princess he was 31 years old when princess was only 14 years old
horikita: wait really?
ryuen: what?
arisu: fufufu
girls: wait really?
ike: what?
ichinose: he really was a pedophile
ayanokoji: wait it isn't even the worst part
everyone: there is something even worse?
horikita: then what is it?
ayanokoji: the prince technically raped snowhite who was a corpse by that time
horikita.........
kei: wholesome?
hirata: wait for real?
kiryuin: was that really for children?
ryuen: what the fuck?
girls: how come we haven't noticed that
satou: a...ayanokoji kun
haruka: kiyopon you just ruined our childhood you do realize that don't ya
ayanokoji: sorry?
arisu: fufufu
ayanokoji: and if we put it together the prince raped an unconcious minor
kei: whole...............
ayanokoji: true(thoughts)
hashhimoto: damn king was on the roll
ryuen: kukuku disney is fucking wild
arisu: fufufufu
kamuro: why is she laughing?(thoguths)
manabu: intresting
kiryuin: oya oya the prince sure have some weird fetishes
nazuna: ikr but why you gotta ruin it ayanokoji kun
shinohara: wait for real?
haruka: kiyopon why, why?
akito: dang bro
yukimura: how did you even noticed it?
ayanokoiji:....................
hashimoto: the prince was on the roll
arisu: fufufufu
kamuro: she have some serious issues (thoughts)
kae: the next clip is from a debate
everyone: ok
Hirata: i will study till i pass and ace every exams
hirata: me?
hiratards: hirata kun
defects boys: stoop rubbing your grades on our faces hirata
hirata: hehe sorry
horikia: ???
ayanokoji: 98 percent oof what you learn is a waste
everyone: what?
arisu: true indeed
hiyori: eh? is that true
yamauchi/ike: why tf am i studying for?
ayanokoji: but you aren't
ike/ yamauchi: that is true too
horikita: for real?
maanabu: intresting
tachibana: why manabu kun isn't saying anything else?
kiryuin: you got that right ayanokoji
chie: no ayanokoji kun you can't say that
sae: aynokoji
sakayanagi: tch
hirata: i can hang out with my freinds, my freinds are the freindliest freinds, can't think of a better way to spend my time
hiratards: thank you hirata kun
mii chan: t...thank you hirata kun
kushida: glad that you like it with us hirata kun
kei: yeah
satou: same
ichinose: having friends is good
shibata: you are right ichinose san
kanazaki: yeah ichinose it is but we should also focus on class
hashimoto: it is but not as good as having your mama on my bed
he said in the low tone so only kamuro heared him and made a disgusted face.
ryuen: why do i feel like that monster is gonna say somthing
arisu: i feel like ayanokoji is gonna ruin their mood.
ayanokoji: your brain is fooled and aall your friends will die
everyone: w...what?
ryuen: kukukuku just as i fucking thought
arisu: fufufufu
ichika: you should not say that senpai
kanazaki: why does it sounds so damned true, i don't even know the amount of brain cells i have lost by being in this class(thoughts)
ichinose: you shouldn't say that ayanokoji kun
haruka: yeah kiyopon
kei: they are right kiyotaka
arisu: even if you aare right ayanokoji kun
ryuen: kukukuku it's not like he is lying
hashimoto: king just speaks facts
hirata:.............
hirata: i have a wonderful family it's like no other
hirata: yeah that's right
mii chan: we are happy for you hiarat kun
ike: yeah
yamauchi: me too
hashimoto: your dad left for milk
yamauchi: w...wait hoow do you-
hashimot: and your mom went with him
yamauchi: w...wait
shibata: i am missing my family
kanazaki: i need to transfer classes
hosen: let's move on already
yahiko: i miss my mother
hashimoto: me too
yahiko: i know right
hashimot: i also miss your mother
yahiko: yeah i heard y- wait what?
arisu: fufufufu
ryuen: kukuku they are not gonna like what happens next
ayanokoji: you are not special and one day you will bury your mother
everyone:.........................
hirata:...........................
yahiko:.............................
yamauchi: my mother left for milk
hashimoto: what about father?
manabu: intresting
utomiya: senpai is depressed
tsubaki: mhm mm
hirata: i will live every moment and milk every second
mii chan: t...tell him hirata kun
shinohara: yeah he is just ruuining the mood
horikita: i really wish you don't say something again
ike: pls no dude
ayanokoji: at any time you can get clinical depression
utomiya: welcome ot the depression club senpai
kanazaki: count me in
ayanokoji: it is just my way of thinking
ichinose: ayanokoji kun are you depressed?
ayanokoji: no i am-
satou: don't worry ayanokoji you can talk to me
ayanokoji: but i a-
arisu: fufufufu ayanokoji what led you to depression
ayanokoji: i am really no-
sakayanagi: you know kiyotaka kun that you can get counselling if you want?
ayanokoji: but i am no-
kei: hehe kiyotaka is having trouble
hirata: but i will just be happy no matter what's in store
mii chan: yeah hirata kun is right
shinohara: yeah he will get us depressed to, hirata kun is right
utomiya: these people are gifted
Arisu: fufufufu
kamuro: oh go let me shut her mouth for once (thoughts)
hiyori: you should also think positively kiyotaka kun
ayanokoji: yeah
ayanokoji: it's quite genetic and we have no cure
arisu: fufufufu true
ryuen: there that monster goes again
utomiya: welcome again senpai
ayanokoji: i ahve already told you
hirata: life is a wonder
shinohara/mi chan: yeah
ike/ yamauchi: is it
ichinose: he is right
class B: yes
himeno thoughts: fucking bullshit
hashimoto: what is king gonna say?
ayanokoji: never know the answer
satou: ughhhhhhh
kei: k...kiyotaka i think youu should rest a lil
ayanokoji: i am completely fine
horikita: what is going in his head
hirata: nature's a miracle
nature lovers: yeah it surely is
sae: it is peaceful and quiet
horikita: yeah
chie: cute too
ayanokoji: natural disasters
natur lovers: nooooo
ryuen: here we go again
horikita/sae: forget what is just said
hirata: ugh a...ayanokoji kun are you seriously all right?
utomiya: could he be the one that the prophecy spoke of?
kanazaki: he is the embodiement of all of the negative thought humans ever had since the dawn of humanity.
ayanokoji:ughhhh
hirata: it's good to be alive
hiratards: yeah
shinohara: shut up for this time ayanokoji
ayanokoji: but i am not even saying anything
shinohara just turned at the screen
utomiya: only for you senpai
ayanokoji: you can wake up with cancer
some students: you can't get cancer overnight right? right?
smart students: yoou can actually?
ike/yamauchi/hirata/miyamot and some other students: but i am healthy
hirata: but i am healthy
ayanokoji: healthy people still get cancer
everyone: what?
ike: like for real?
yamauchi: but ehy?
defects: shut up ayanokoji from the next time
hirata: i met a cute girl with twin ponytail
mii chan blushed
mii chan: t...thanks you hirata kun
hirata: no probllem mii chan
shinohara:yeah you are cuute mii chan
girls started praissing her
hashimot: now king will say soomething
ryuen: kukukuku
ayanokoji: statistiically that relationship is going to fail
everyone: uhm............
class D:......................
mii chan started sobbing
shinohara: jerk yoou made her cry
ayanokoji: but i only told her the truth tho
everyone:.........................
ichika: senpai hehe
kae: w...well now let's call it a day
(song name: life is fun by odds1out)