Cinderace: Alright first things first WHY DO YALL KEEP WANTING FOURTH WHEEL SHIPPING? I AM NOT DOING THAT REGARDLESS CUZ THATS JUST WEIRD. (I needed to get that out.)
Cinderace: Ello fellow Pokemon Trainers and welcome back to Pokemon Truth or Dare in which I haven't updated in like 2 weeks
Cinderace: Today we have a few dares!
Our first dare is from my good friend on Discord Kinoko! It's that Amour needs to have a mini date!
*teleports them to date area*
Cringe amourshipping stuff happens that I don't want yall to suffer through
*teleports them back*
Anyways we have a few more dares...
Also before we get to the rest of the dares please welcome Burning_flames69 to the co host group - Call him Burning
Burning (whispering to me): Cinderace, it's time to torture these pepole...
Cinderace: let's do this
Slyspeon and Mega Dialga:AGAIN WITH NEW CO HOSTS!?
Cinderace: be nice
Cinderace: Burning,since this is your first chapter would you like to say the dares?
Burning: Yeah sure
Bruning:Alright the next one is that someone has to recite the Vaporeon Copypasta and that's Ash!
Ash: seriously
Burning:Yes now do it
Ash:Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Everybody except Co Hosts,me and Ash: WHAT THE F**K
Burning: Err- let's get on to the next one... which is from me evreybody except me, cohosts and Cinderace has to play Texas Hold 'em poker
Cinderace: what the fuck is Texas ho-
Burning: They have to play in 4 groups and Dawn and Serena lost and they have to battle! Whoever loses can't see there crush for like 3 chapters
(One game of Texas Hold Em Poker later) (A/N sorry I don't know what the fuck Texas Hold Em Poker is)
Alright Dawn and Serena must battle
(1 battle later)
Serena: YES I WIN!
Burning:I guess Dawn has to be put in solitary confinement.
(Dawn gets put in solitary confinment)
Burning: Alright next on-
Cinderace: And that's all the dares we have today! Remember to leave more in the comments so this story continues! Bye