𝐲𝐨 𝐢𝐦 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐳𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩
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(Third Person Pov)
"Ding.. Dong.. Ding.. Dong.." the doorbell makes a sound as three envelopes get placed inside.
"Yo! I think the U.A. letters are here!" Shift says excitingly as they use a shortcut to the door to get the letters. Well of course its going to be their scores in the entrance exam, they weren't expecting any other mail to begin with anyways.
"Well then let's see who got the most points." Stretch says after knowing full well it's their U.A. card. Then he got a brilliant idea and said "oh wait let's make the one who has the lowest points buy us dinner."
"Eh, good idea." Sans says lazily while closing one eye making somewhat of a wink whilst he is slouched over the couch with some coffee in hand.
"Hm, I think ya guys are pretty confident huh?" Shift says while holding the envelopes and twirling it around and unveiling them like some deck of cards.
"hand mine, I'll open it up at my room." Sans says sheepishly as he gets up from the couch while still finishing his coffee up.
"Yeah, I'd open it up in my room as well." Stretch says with a bit of a shrug
"Okay, here you guys go." Shift says as they shortcut the envelopes to it's owner's hands.
"Thank you.." Stretch says with the envelope now at hand. All three of them then used a shortcut to each of their respective rooms to open it there, cuz why not
In each of their rooms they opened it up a round disk was inside. A hologram of a person appeared from the disk.
Sans had someone who resembles somewhat a hobo or a disheveled man with messy hair as his person on the hologram.
Shift had the loud dude at the entrance exam as their person in the hologram.
Stretch's person on the hologram looks like a cowboy wearing a gas mask .
Some chattering later their hologram's speach was finally over.
Welp Sans finished first, the dude he got doesn't fancy much talking. So it was pretty short and mainly bland, Sans did appreciate the fact that it was short cuz he didn't want it to be godamm long, plus it was straight to the point.
Stretch finished second with it's person's speech being somewhat actually surprisingly normal to what stuff he would be expecting, especially from someone who looks like a cowboy with a gas mask on their face.
Shift's person on the hologram was quite obviously energetic and pretty loud. Evidently Shift got bored and lazy with all the dawdling, but hey it still did it's job.
"Guys, what class are you in" Shift questions excitingly and pretty rushing as well
"Class 1-A" Sans and Stretch responds.
"nice, I'm also Class 1-A" Shift says while giving a thumbs-up.
"Pretty neat, were all classmates" Stretch says as he agreed
"Hey! What points did you guys get?" Shift hastily questions and wanting to get a meal already. It was quite obvious since they litterally just finished from the speech that took a whooping 15 minutes. So they must be pretty impatient by now and plus annoyed
"96 Villain points and 35 Rescue points" Sans says lazily as he places the empty cup of coffee in the sink
"Dang.." Shift says. They then goes up to the the second floor cause apparently they were at the stairs, and the two were currently located in the second floor at this exact moment.
"I got 64 Villain points and 50 Rescue" Stretch says and then adds "Sans, definitely won this.."
"lol, I got 69 Villain points and as well as 50 Rescue. Looks like I got more than you. " Shift says teasingly
"Ahh.. looks like I'll go broke.. " Stretch says with a hard-hitted face palm.
"heh, you're the one who suggested that" Shift says mockingly
"I know.. " Stretch says begrudgingly with a very deep sigh.
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Time skip: The next day
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"Shift, Ya should wake Stretch up. We have school to attend today." Sans says whilst drinking a cup of coffee
"I'm guessing that you didn't sleep again, huh.." Shift guesses based on Sans's disheveled look especially with his terrible eye bags
"Yeah, yea just wake Stretch up" Sans says as he disregards the entire topic that was made
"ok, okay" Shift says as they stood up from the couch. They then shortcuts to Stretch's room and then jumped on him it was outright more like a tackle
"Ouch, that hurt..why do you do that" Stretch complains and then adds "Hey, if you're going to wake me up at least do it normally"
"Nah." Shift says teasingly
"ugh.. My back still hurts" Stretch complains even.
"well go ahead and get ready, we're going to be quite late if ya still go on with your blabbering" Shift says
With that they took breakfast it was basically ham and some stuff. Well it was a pretty good tasting anyways so they were obviously having a good start of the day, well except for Sans
They were actually able to get themselves to buy some school stuff so they have a school bag and some other school necessities. They also took a bath.. They got some uniform and that's what they obviously wore and basically placed their jackets over it, cuz why not. They would've preferred wearing a white t-shirt but it's a school so a uniform it is. They as well threw all their school supplies inside thier bags and zipped it right up cause apparently it still wasn't readied.
Soon after they used a shortcut to school and yes it was still in an hidden alleyway, cause they don't want to alert the security. Sans said for the others to go ahead as he walks to a local convenience store nearby.
"Well we're here, we should find our class" Stretch says as he looks around
"yep" Shift says while totally being in agreement
With that the two of them took off searching for their room and when the two finally had found it.
"The door is huge" Shift exclaims as they saw it
"Yeah, it's pretty big" Stretch says agreeing with Shift.
The two then entered the room only to find out that Sans was already there, they were shocked to see that Sans was already inside. In addition he was sleeping at his desk, which was located at the very back and corner of the class. While two other students were clearly arguing with one another.
The two then picks their own respective seats and were just sitting nearby one another. The class chattered and chattered to one another.
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(Stretch's POV)
I was talking with Shift like usual we were teasing each other. Izuku came by tho, so Shift decided to go and talk to him instead. Just that exact moment noticed something pretty peculiar inside the room. It was a yellow sleeping bag inside the classroom, it was at the corner of the room, it seemed suspicious. I decided to check what time is it using the clock I saw nearby, I don't know what made me do that, it's just my gut telling me to do so. It showed me that it was already time for the teacher to arrive
'Since they're still not here, I'll take a wild guess... That's our teacher in the sleeping bag, ain't it?'
And there it is, my guess was right on thw money. Cause a messy-haired man appeared from it. 'he looks pretty cool i guess, totally not the loud type tho. Which is actually much appreciated.'
Here and there as i look closer I realized something isn't this the dude that frequents the coffee shop im working at? Huh, I guess next time if i meet him in the coffee shop I'd give him more than a simple cookie as a treat. Well that is still quite the odd coincidence, eh at least I already know his preferences in coffee so that's quite a win.
"It took 8 seconds for you to be quiet.
Time is Limited. You are an irrational bunch." he said lecturing us and then introduced himself "I'm Aizawa Shota, your homeroom teacher. " he said and then pulls out a uniform from his sleeping bag, I was a bit confused how the hell did that fit with him being inside.
Then he showed it to the entire classroom "Now wear this and get your ass to the field" he said pointing sharply to the field outside.
Sans used a shortcut outside with no one noticing him. While me and Shift just simply walked to the locker and changed.
'He's acting as if walking is like a big deal. He's totally a complete lazy-bone'
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(Third Person POV)
"Well, today we'll be going to do a Quirk Apprehension Test" The teacher Aizawa says
"Quirk Apprehension Test?" almost the whole class said it out of curiosity.
"What about the opening ceremony? Campus Introduction?" the girl with brown hair questions worryingly
"If you want to be a hero there's no time for that kind of leisure activities.
U.A. is famous for its freedom, and that applies to lectures" Aizawa answers back to the brown haired girl from the entrance exam
"Sans, you're 1st place in the practical exam, right?" Aizawa asked. That question alone fully awoke Sans, whom was still half-asleep. In addition Sans was still dozing off at that current time.
Sans just replied with a simple nod, not knowing what else to say.
"What's your record in softball?" he asks
Sans replied with a shrug, implying that he doesn't know or perhaps forgot not to mention he had that lazy smile on his face. Anyways he was too lazy to utter a word.
"oh, looks like you forgot, anyways just try using your quirk. As long as you're in the circle, you can do whatever. So give me your best" he says
Taking that into consideration Sans just went in the circle. Upon receiving the ball he dropped it to the floor. Then it seemingly instantly vanished in the matter of seconds.
"Uh, kid where did you send it? It's 999m away." Aizawa says as he shows the count to the class
"999m? That's pretty crazy" A black-haired person from the class exclaims
"Anyways just get it back." Aizawa asks he seems somewhat unfazed tho
Sans then just makes it appear right back and handed it over, placing it in Aizawa's palm. While doing that heade a bit of a yawn.
"Anyways knowing your weaknesses is how a hero get a solid foundation" Aizawa says as he shows off to the rest of the class
"What is this? It looks fun!" a pink girl from the class says enthusiastically
"I can use quirk freely? I love heroics" A person from the class exclaims
"fun... huh? You plan to use that attitude for the next 3 years?" Aizawa said and smirked, then he says "Alright then. The student with the lowest point in this 8 challenges will be considered as a dead weight and kicked." Aizawa says making the class shocked and shout, and one of them even protest. With that a lot of the students tensed up mainly fearing or worrying about their own failure.
"Teachers are free to do whatever thwy want to with the students. Welcome to U.A High Heroics" Aizawa says while raising his messy hair which covered a ton of his face and revealing a somewhat insane smile
"Kick the last one? Today is the first day in U.A. right? Even if it's not its still too harsh." A student from the class with brown hair says worryingly
"Natural disasters, emergencies.. and those reckless villains... catastrophe will land anytime anywhere.
Japan is full of instability and heroes are here to turn the tide. If you plan to skittle to McDonald's after school,
all I can say is "what a shame".
For the next three years U.A. High will try hard to make you suffer. Striving to go beyond. Plus Ultra.
Do your best to overcome the obstacles. " Aizawa says as means to motivate the students.
This seems to get the class to get rilled up and determined, plus they immediately want to start cooperating, meanwhile Shift, Stretch and Sans were still totally unfazed by the long speech most likely being too lazy to listen to it wholeheartedly.
"Demonstration is over. The real test starts now" Aizawa says in a pretty serious tone
The tests were pretty much of a breeze for the three of them some of which equipments they even accidentally broke or it failed when they used them.
The test currently right now was the ball throw and Sans already had done it so instead of doing it he took a nap.
Shift was next for the ball throw so they the decided to do something different. So they did throw it and then summoned their red knife and slashed it away with immense speed. They ended up with 892m.
Stretch then was up next so he threw it as well and summoned a really fast bone attack, bit when it almost landed he summoned a blaster and blasted the ball making it go even further. He ended up with 901m.
After everything was already done Aizawa says "The final results, let's see. The total score is the sum of all your scores. It's too time consuming to say one by one. So I'll show everything in one go" after that a hologram appears. It showed the placement of the student's points.
1st Sans ....
2nd Shift .... & Stretch ....
3rd Katsuki...
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"Also kicking was a lie, a white lie to bring out your full potential" Aizawa says with a seemingly insane face. The three didn't even care if it was a lie or not but they could tell it was not a lie but it was mainly half-heartedly tho- cause yeah, they used to be a judge so those stuff like catching lies should be easy.
"it's quite obvious, if you use your brain" A girl with black hair says
"That got me good." A person with black hair said
"I was ready for any challenges!" A red-haired person said
"The test is over. Information regarding your curriculum is in the classroom. Read them well." Aizawa says as he leaves
Shift who was currently with Stretch says "Welp were tied for second place"
"Yeah, that is certainly pretty unexpected" Stretch says lazily while making a high-five to Shift
Shift immediately went up to Sans to congratulate and says "Congrats for being first! You overtook us by just one point."
Stretch then pats Sans in the back
An quite obvious question mark was written all over Sans's face as he tilts his head a bit
"Don't tell me that you didn't even look at it." Stretch exclaims
"Mhm, I didn't" Sans says while casually nodding..
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𝐄𝐡,𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐦 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐢 𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐬
-𝐈𝐦𝐍0𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲
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