Yasuhiro: Something tells me Syo's going to be a bit more unhinged today...
Syo, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Mukuro isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.
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Chihiro, asking for advice: What is the difference between falling in love and having a crush?
Syo: If they get a haircut and they're ugly it's a crush.
Mukuro: That's actually a valid point.
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Makoto: Once Syo got detention in my old theater class but he apparently pulled out a Monopoly Get Out Of Jail card out of my wallet and the teacher let him out of it.
Chihiro: How do you get detention in theater class?
Makoto: Long story short he kicked the ceiling by accident.
Yasuhiro:
Mukuro: How do you kick a ceiling BY ACCIDENT?!
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Mukuro: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?! TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE!
Syo, climbing: THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!
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Yasuhiro: Why do 90% of all medicines sound like cool wizard names?
Makoto: It is I, Zyrtec the Almighty.
Chihiro: You are no match for Xanax the Wise.
Mukuro: Viagra.
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Mukuro: Summarize Black Mirror in the stupidest way possible.
Makoto, shoving a sign to Chihiro's face: Technology!
Chihiro, hand over their chest: Oh my god-
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Yasuhiro: The bicycle is just an acoustic version of a motorcycle.
Mukuro: Are you fucking high?
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"You'll understand when you're older"
Makoto: I am older and understand absolutely nothing.
Chihiro: I actually understand less.
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Yasuhiro: What does the doggy say? Bow wow.
Chihiro: What does the kitty say? Meow meow.
Syo: What does the moo cow say? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Syo: You two are the best people in my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Komaru: We would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Syo: I said within reason, Komaru. How about I murder that guy?
Chihiro: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Syo: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
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Yasuhiro, to Syo: Look at you! All cute and small! I could just eat you up!
Syo: *proceeds to kick him in the shin and run away*
Mukuro, walking past: Rule number 1, don't call Syo cute or small.
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Chihiro: They are probably making so many "Fast and Furious" films so they can make "Fast10 Your Seatbelts".
Makoto: If this doesn't happen I will be upset.
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Makoto: I'm watching a sports.
Makoto: The sports did good.
Chihiro: Did the ball go?
Makoto: Fuck yeah it did.
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Makoto: Look, the only live action Disney remake I want to see is the Emperor's New Groove and I want there to be no CGI.
Makoto: I want Kuzco to be played by two actors in a cheap llama costume.
Chihiro: *pulls up a picture of SCP-1545*
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Mukuro: I can't express how much I hate fucking bees.
Syo: Then stop fucking bees! It's a really simple solution.
Mukuro: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT!
Yasuhiro: Not after Bee Movie we don't.
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Mukuro: WHO ATE MY BREAD?!
Mukuro: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-
Chihiro: I did?
Mukuro: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today Chihiro.
*Walking away*
Chihiro:
Chihiro: She's gone Makoto.
Makoto, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in his mouth: Twankh uh!
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Yasuhiro, texting in the group chat: Guys there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can anyone get rid of it?
Yasuhiro: Pls hurry because I'm going to cry
Yasuhiro: Guys
Yasuhiro: Anyone
Mukuro: Your friends are all dead. You're next. Love, Moth.
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Chihiro: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?
Chihiro: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.
Chihiro: I also want to softhack his circuits.
Mukuro: I literally couldn't care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.
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Chihiro: I'm cold.
Makoto: Here, take my hoodie.
*Meanwhile*
Yasuhiro: I'm cold.
Mukuro: Well damn Hiro I can't control the weather.
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Syo: The year is 151441. Humanity is on its last string of life. Food is scarce. The last bottle of maple syrup has expired. Hope is dying fast.
Chihiro: The Canadians have fallen.
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Mukuro: You guys worried about Makoto?
Chihiro: Totally!
Yasuhiro: Yeah, he called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?"
Mukuro: And what'd you say?
Yasuhiro: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."
Chihiro:
Mukuro: He's lucky to have you as a friend.
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Yauhiro: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?
Makoto: No, I said "Hiro, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.
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Mukuro: What do I get?
Syo: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.
Mukuro: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one.
Syo: It won't be you.
Mukuro: I'll get my coat.
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Mukuro: You've got to learn to love yourself.
Chihiro: But don't you hate yourself.
Mukuro: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.
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Mukuro: How does one turn their emotions off?
Makoto: Okay, so first go to settings.
Makoto: I'm an idiot, I thought that said emojis at first.
Mukuro: No, I'm still willing to try this, go ahead. I'm at settings, what do I do next?
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Syo: *closes a cabinet*
*A crash is heard behind the cabinet door*
Yasuhiro: What was that?
Syo: The sound of someone else's problem.
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Komaru: What are you guys doing?
Syo: Like in life in general or-
Chihiro: Not much. Why, what's up?
Komaru: I dunno, I'm bored playing AC.
Chihiro: Assassins Creed?
Komaru: Animals Creed.
Syo: Assassins Crossing.
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Chihiro: What's up with Makoto? He's been laying on the floor for like....an hour now?
Komaru: He's just a little overwhelmed.
Chihiro: Why?
Komaru: Mukuro smiled at him.
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Mukuro: Is there anyone here who's actually straight?
Makoto: *raises hand*
Komaru: *puts her hand down*
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Chihiro: But what about Syo?
Yasuhiro: Don't worry about him.
Yasuhiro: I once watched him fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating his hotdog like nothing happened.
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Syo: I hope everyone is well today!
Chihiro: Huh?
Syo: And tomorrow!
Yasuhiro: Are you ok?!
Syo: After that you're on your own.
Mukuro: There it is.
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Chihiro: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-
Yasuhiro: Eyy, homie!
Komaru: But then there's cootie...
Syo: Die.
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Mukuro: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?
Ysuhiro: Put spaghetti in it.
Mukuro: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.
Makoto: Put spaghetti in it.
Mukuro: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.
Chihiro: Put spaghetti in it.
Mukuro: I am no longer taking suggestions.