"Yuu! Yuu, wake up!" Phillip screams, shaking the unconscious Yuu. "Someone get the nurse!"
Yuu wakes up in Phillip's arms, surrounded by Malleus, Ace, and Deuce.
"Yuu, what were you thinking?! Attempting old witchcraft like that! You could've gotten seriously hurt!" Phillip yells, stroking Yuu's head. "Oh my God! You're bleeding!"
"Phillip! I did magic! I can do magic!" Yuu exclaims, realizing she can be like everyone else.
Yuu's body starts to levitate in happiness, and Phillip keeps a tight grip on her.
"No more...no more! I tell you so many times to stop, but you keep doing it! You don't need to help everyone! You don't need to be a hero!" Phillip exclaims, tightly hugging Yuu.
"I didn't know you feel that way. I'll try to be more careful next time," Yuu responds, genuinely surprised Phillip feels that way.
"I thought I made my feelings about you and dangerous activities weeks ago?" Phillip mumbles, helping Yuu clean up by picking the candles off the floor.
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Phillip and Yuu had gone to Professor Crewel for a potion to get rid of Yuu's headache. When they walk inside, Professor Crewel is instructing Malleus on how to make a love potion.
"Add in the fourth dove feather, and you should be-OW!" Crewel exclaims, tripping over his fur coat, knocking over the cauldron, and spilling its contents onto Malleus and Phillip.
Oh, for fucks sake!
"Yuu...let's get married!" Phillip exclaims, clasping both of Yuu's hands.
"Malleus, are you ok?" Yuu asks, looking at Malleus, who has a face full of shock.
"Surprisingly, yeah. I only got it on my clothes, not in my mouth," Malleus answers, looking at his stained lab uniform. "Do you want any help with Mr. Prince Charming?"
"Yuu! Let's go pick out a wedding dress and venue! We could get married at my castle. That shall surely be wonderful, won't it?" Phillip rambles, picking up Yuu bridal style. "We have to pick what food we shall have at our wedding! There's so much to do!"
Phillip runs out of the room and to the Hall of Mirrors, attracting attention.
"Phillip, wait. We're only 16! Don't you think that's a bit early?" Yuu asks, attempting to stall Phillip.
"Nope! My Aunt Aurora got married at 16 and has lived happily ever after. Besides, our kingdom's Beltane festival is in 1 day. We'll have plenty of choices of flowers for our wedding!" Phillip replies, touching the center mirror. "Plus, we'll have time to prepare for a night full of sensual desires."
"Phillip!" Yuu yells, her eyes wide.
Malleus and Silver run into the Hall of Mirrors to stop Phillip, only to get ignored by Phillip.
"Hey! Brother, you're making a huge mistake! You're not you!" Silver exclaims, trying to stop Yuu from getting married. "Don't you think it is too early to marry! You should at least be engaged for some time first!"
"You're right. How could I be so foolish?! Yuu, my love, please forgive me for not buying a ring!" Phillip apologizes, getting down on one knee. "I'll take you to our local ring shop and purchase a ring that's truly deserving of being on your skin!"
Phillip leaps through the mirror, with Yuu and Silver jumping in after him. He travels through the village, dodging people and horse-drawn carriages. He walks into the ring shop and the lady at the front squeals.
"EEE! Merryweather! Fauna! Phillip has a girlfriend!" Flora squeals, jumping up and down a little. "Beltane is going to be more special this year! Especially with the return of Prince Silver!"
Yuu is pleasantly surprised by Flora's appearance. Instead of a greying woman with a large bust, Flora looks like she's 25 and has ankle-length auburn hair. There's a flower crown on her head, and she's wearing a brown medieval-styled dress.
Damn, these fairies really don't age!
Fauna and Merryweather both look as young as Flora, but Fauna has back-length brown hair while Merryweather has raven hair in a bun.
"Oh, I'm Phillip's girlfriend, Yuu. Phillip is under a love potion and wants to get married, so if you could kindly cure him, I would be thankful," Yuu says, getting sick of the love potion antics.
"Oh! Dear me, I'll fix this little problem right now!" Merryweather states, pulling out her magic wand and tapping Phillip on the head. "That should be it!"
Phillip blinks and goes back to convincing Flora of getting Yuu an engagement ring.
"Why didn't it work?" Merryweather asks, a dumbfounded look spreading to her face.
"It didn't work because you always fuck up your spells!" Fauna scolds, smacking Merryweather on top of the head. "If you want to fix Phillip, give him a true love's kiss!"
"You know what, I'm about tired of your bitch-" Merryweather yells, beginning to take off her shoes only to get bodyslammed by Fauna.
"Can I please have an engagement ring? Can I please get an engagement ring?!" Phillip asks, trying to get Merryweather's and Fauna's attention as they brawl.
"Would you two stop it! Yuu, the potion will wear off on its own! Just tolerate Phillip until the afternoon!" Flora screams, pulling Merryweather and Fauna off of each other. "Just great! Lilia's here! Merryweather, you're on your own!"
Merryweather looks at Lilia, who's smirking at her.
"Well, you haven't aged a day since we met. So, are you still up for that date?" Lilia flirts, kissing Merryweather's hand. "I'm still willing to accept, even after 130 years."
"In your dreams!" Merryweather retorts, snatching her hand away from Lilia.
"I think that can be arranged," Lilia replies, giving his classic child-like smile.
"Father!" Silver exclaims, disgusted with his old man.
His antics never do stop, do they?
"Let's go, Phillip. I want to shop at the other stores. Do you want to come with me, Silver?" Yuu asks, her right arm weighed down by Phillip's grip.
"Yes! Hurry before Lilia realizes we're gone!" Silver answers, running out of the shop as Merryweather and Lilia begin their daily one-sided flirtation. "He's so embarrassing sometimes."
Yuu spots a clothing store having a Beltane special and runs inside with Phillip and Silver. Of course, Phillip and Silver serve as Yuu's bag holders.
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"How do I look?" Yuu asks, twirling around in a flowy white beach dress and wearing a white hat.
"I like it. Phillip, what about you?" Silver asks, sitting down on a small couch.
"It looks beautiful! The dress is perfect for our wedding on the beach!" Phillip exclaims, earning a sigh from Silver. "Wait...what am I doing back home?"
"Hooray! We have Phillip back!" Silver and Yuu exclaim, clapping their hands.
"Flora was right. The love potion did wear off in such a short time too!" Yuu says, glad it didn't end like last time. "Oh, my Goood! Merryweather and Lilia are walking together!"
Silver whips his head around and gets wide-eyed at the sight of the two short fairies walking together as if they're a couple. Phillip begins to gag.
"We have to investigate!" Silver and Phillip growl, standing up and rushing out of the store.
Yuu pays for her clothes and runs after Silver and his brother. Phillip stomps through the forest until he comes to a field of flowers and grass.
"Lilia!" Merryweather screams, making the three teenagers concerned.
Yuu, Silver, and Phillip run to where they hear Merryweather's voice and scream in terror. Yuu covers her eyes while Phillip shrieks while gagging. Meanwhile, Silver is just staring wide-eyed.
"What the fuck, man! That's-that's my godmother!" Silver screams as Lilia removes his genitals from Merryweather's crotch.
"Son, is it really so strange for a mother and father to fuck each other?" Lilia asks, putting his trousers back on. "Besides, you can have a mother now."
Silver passes out, and his unconscious body rolls down the field. However, Yuu and Phillip had already run away from the sheer fright.