We see Rick, Ethan, Morty, and Summer walking away from Egan Cinema.
Ethan:
That was so awesome!
Rick:
I'm genuinely surprised that Gamora, and Ko-rel let you come here.
Ethan:
Why not? I babysat for them when they had girl's night. This was a fun getaway.
Morty:
Geez, I can't believe we found a version of Earth with a Ball Fondlers movie franchise.
Summer:
I can't believe the things this reality considers PG-13
Morty:
Yeah, I'm pretty jealous.
Rick:
Don't be Morty, there are pros and cons to every reality, fun facts about this one; it's got giant telepathic spiders, eleven 9/11's, aaaand the best ice cream in the multiverse!
Ethan:
It's the best.
Summer:
Shut up!
Morty:
W-whoa!
Rick:
We're gonna go get some ice-cream motherfuckers!
We see Rick in the driver's seat, Ethan in the passenger seat, Morty, and Summer in the back. Rick attempted to start the car, but it didn't start.
Rick:
Oh great.
He gets out to check the battery.
Morty:
Oh boy. W-what's wrong Rick, is it the quantum carburetor or something?
Ethan:
First of all, Morty, no such thing. Second it's his microverse battery.
Rick:
Thank you, Ethan. Yeah, something's wrong with it- we're going to have to go inside.
Morty:
Uhm. Go inside what?
Rick/Ethan:
The battery Morty.
Rick:
Be right back Summer; stay put, don't touch any buttons, and ignore all random thoughts that feel -- spider-y.
Summer:
Wait! You can't leave me here!
Ethan:
Um... yeah we can.
Rick:
You'll be fine. Ship, keep Summer safe.
Ship:
Keep. Summer. Safe.
Rick grabs hold of Ethan, and Ethan grabs hold of Morty, and they disappear into the battery.
Summer:
Egh, wonderful.
She leans back into her chair, and started texting when a man with scar across his face and a ponytail approaches the car.
Man:
Hey, excuse me, hello?
Summer:
Uhmm...
She turns away from him looking uncomfortable.
Man:
What you think you're better than me? Nobody's better than me! Ey! ey!
He is banging on the ship's window; the ship extends an arm from the back and cuts him into cubes with a laser.
Summer:
Agh! Aghaaaa!
Ship:
Keep. Summer. Safe.
Thinner Man:
Hey man, what the hell! That was my daughter's paediatrician! Uagha!
The ship lifts him off the ground with an arm and prepares to kill him with another laser.
Summer:
No! Stop, don't kill him!
Ship beeps.
Ship:
Confirmed.
Ship fires a single red laser into his back, and drops him to the ground
Thinner Man:
Uaghuu. Ugh. Uh. Oh God! I can't feel my legs! Help! He-elp!
He cries.
Ship:
Summer is safe.
Summer curls into fetal position and starts crying
Summer:
I don't feel safe.
She said tearfully.
Ship:
Confirmed.
ship reclines chair and begins playing soothing music.
The now paralysed man bangs on the door while crying.
Thinner Man:
Oh God help me! Help me! help me please! You can help me.
Cut to inside the battery. The three of them appeared in a room.
Morty:
Oh man. Where are we Rick?
Rick:
Morty, remember eight seconds ago when [Burps] when you said, "Go inside what?" And Ethan and I said, "The battery"? And then we showed up here, and I wasn't like, "Whoa, this is unexpected. This is not what I was expecting, Morty. What a perplexing mystery this is."
Morty:
All right, all right. We're inside the battery. I get it. You don't have to bust my balls.
Ethan:
Just think Morty, it's not illegal yet use your head.
Morty:
Okay, I get it. I'm sorry for asking.
Rick then checked a pipe.
Rick:
Huh, this isn't right. This pipe's supposed to be sending 20 terawatts of juice up to the engine.
[Computer beeps]
Rick:
Instead we've got... zero? Now what are these people doing?
Morty:
W-w-w-whoa, people? [Groans]
Rick:
It's time for some hands-on engine repair.All right, guys, hold on to something.
Morty was freaking out as the room began to shake. It turns out that they were in a box that was floating in the sky.
Morty:
Holy crap! I thought we were inside your car battery, Rick. T-t-this is like a whole p-planet or something.
Rick:
Thanks, Morty. I'm pretty proud of this bad boy. Check it out.
[Keypad beeps]
He pulled up a hologram of the microverse.
Rick:
I put a spatially tessellated void inside a modified temporal field until a planet developed intelligent life. I then introduced that life to the wonders of electricity, which they now generate on a global scale. And, you know, some of it goes to power my engine and charge my phone and stuff.
Morty:
You have a whole planet sitting around making your power for you? That's slavery.
Ethan:
Here we go.
He said as he was leaning against the wall behind them.
Rick:
It's society. They work for each other, Morty. They pay each other. They buy houses. They get married and make children that replace them when they get too old to make power.
Morty:
That just sounds like slavery with extra steps.
Rick:
Ooh-la-la, someone's gonna get laid in college.
Anchor:
It appears we are being revisited by the alien known as Rick, who once gave our world the gift of gooble box technology, which, when stomped on, generates electricity, powering our homes and businesses, improving our daily lives, while safely removing the dangerous waste power to a special disposal volcano. But why has Rick returned? And what will he say when he hears the big news? Let's find out.
Morty:
You need to tell these people they're in a battery, Rick. It's messed up. There's caterers down there. Th-th-they're setting up chafing dishes.
Ethan:
Morty, let it go. You're seriously gonna tell them that their life has no meaning, and that their basic purpose is to power up an arrogant sociopathic jerk's battery?
Rick:
Thanks Ethan.
He said half sarcastically.
Ethan:
The suicide rate would skyrocket!
Morty looks to the people again with a sad look.
Ethan:
Leave it be, you can't fix everything Morty, and you sure as hell can't save everyone.
Rick:
So would you relax, Morty? There's nothing dishonest about what we're doing. Now slap on these antennae. These people need to think we're aliens.
He gives Ethan, and Morty antennae
Morty:
What? Why?
Rick:
Obviously [burps] you really [burps] know nothing about car repair.
The box lands.
[Fanfare plays]
Morty attempts to disembark but Rick stops him.
Rick:
Wait for the ramp, Morty. They love the slow ramp. Really gets their dicks hard when they see this ramp just slowly extending down.
The crowd was cheering for the return of Rick.
Rick:
Greetings!
He said flipping them off.
[Creatures chanting, "Rick! Rick!"]
Rick:
Morty, you got to flip them off. I told them it means "Peace among worlds." How hilarious is that?
Morty was hating this, so he eventually flipped them off.
[Creatures cheering wildly]
Rick:
Coming through. Three real aliens walking through here.
They were then greeted by the president.
Mr.President:
Rick, our alien friend.
Rick:
Uh, Mr. President, um, couldn't help but notice that you were having problems generating power.
Mr.President:
That's correct. [Chuckles] We've evolved. Our most brilliant scientist, Zeep Xanflorp, has developed a source of energy that makes gooble boxes obsolete.
Rick:
[Straining] I would love to see it.
He said speaking through his teeth.
Mr.President:
Fuck you.
Rick:
What did you say to me?!
He said grabbing him.
Mr.President:
"Fuck you." Y-you told me it means "much obliged".
He then lets go of him.
Rick:
Oh. Right. Uh, b-blow me.
Mr.President:
No, no, no. Blow me.
They were then seen at Zeeps lab.
Mr.President:
Zeep, you have an honored guest from beyond the stars.
Zeep:
I said 12 quantum stabilizers, not 11. Fix it or it's your ass. Chris, I'm in the middle of something.
Mr.President:
Zeep, is Rick-- The alien.
Zeep:
Rick the alien. Rick the alien...
He was trying to remember who he was.
Rick:
Really? You're gonna pull that move? I guided your entire civilization. Your people have a holiday named Ricksgiving. They teach kids about me in school.
Zeep:
I dropped out of school. It's not a place for smart people.
Morty:
Ohhhh, snap!
Morty said looking at Rick.
Rick:
Listen to me, you arrogant little--
Mr.President:
[Chuckling] R-Rick was hoping to see your new energy source. I think he could learn a lot from you, Zeep.
Zeep:
Fine. It's hard for people to grasp, but---
Ethan:
Inside that container is an infinite universe with a planet capable of generating massive amounts of power.
Zeep looks at him for stealing his thunder.
Ethan:
Surprised that someone can actually grasp the concept? What do you call this anyway, the Miniverse?
Zeep:
Uh.... yeah. How did you know?
Ethan:
Lucky guess.
Rick:
[Coughs] Dumb [coughs] name.
Zeep:
Excuse me?
Rick:
[Clears throat] Nothing. I mean, it's hard for us to comprehend all this. Would it be possible for us to get some kind of tour of your miniverse from the inside?
Zeep:
This isn't a fucking chocolate factory. I don't have time.
Ethan:
Pussy.
Zeep:
What?!
The president tried to calm the situation.
Mr.President:
Didn't you say time goes more slowly in the miniverse relative to the real world?
He sighs in irritation.
Zeep:
Yes, Chris. Thanks for reminding me of that. Great president. All right, let's go.
He hits the button taking him to his miniverse.
Morty:
Whoa-oh!
Zeep:
Hold on to something. I put an unbounded vacuum inside a temporal field until a world developed. I then introduced the people of this world to the wonders of electricity in the form of a device I call a flooble crank.
They're seen flying over the planet.
Zeep:
What they don't know is that 80% of every crank's energy output gets channeled out of the miniverse to be used by us. No more gooble boxes.
Rick:
I got to tell you, Zeep, with no disrespect, I really think what you're doing here is unethical. It's not cool.
Morty:
What?!
Rick:
Y-y-you got the people on this world slaving away [burps] making your power. I mean, that's what I call slavery.
Zeep:
No, no, no, they work for each other in exchange for money, which they then--
Ethan:
Well, that just sounds like slavery with extra steps.
Zeep:
Eek barba dirkle, somebody's gonna get laid in college.
Ethan:
I have two wives, and three kids. You want to try that statement again?
Zeep:
Really, two women were dumb enough to procreate with you?
Ethan:
Okay, I'm gonna kill him.
He lunges at Zeep only for Rick to hold him.
Rick:
Not yet, Ethan. Later you'll have your chance.
Ethan:
Fine. Wait use hypocrisy against him.
Rick:
Holy crap. You're right, Ethan. You're a genius. Hypocrisy. Somewhere on this planet, there's got to be an arrogant scientist prick on the verge of microverse technology, which would threaten to make Zeep's flooble cranks obsolete, forcing Zeep to say microverses are bad, at which point he'll realize what a hypocrite he's being, his people will go back to stomping on their gooble boxes, and you and we'll be on ice cream street, baby! Eating that motherfucking ice cream! Slurping, slurping, slurping it up.
He looks at Morty.
Rick:
Wh-wh-why are you making that face?
Suddenly Zeep appeared in an alien costume.
Morty:
Holy shit!
He opens his mask.
Zeep:
It's me. I've convinced the people of this planet that I'm a traveler from another world.
Rick:
You don't think that's over[Burps]doing it a little? I mean, you could achieve the same effect with a pair of-- Never mind. You know what? I shouldn't be so critical. I'm an alien.
Zeep:
Places, please. We're about to land.
As they land the ramp extended to the ground quickly.
Rick:
[Coughs] Too fast.
Back with Summer.
She was still freaking out over what happened as law enforcement was approaching the ship.
Ship:
Law enforcement converging on location. Keep Summer safe.
It was activating its defenses.
Summer:
No! No, no! Don't hurt anybody!
Ship:
[Warble] Confirm custom defense protocol-- Keep Summer safe-- No physical force.
Summer:
Yes.
Ship:
Processing.
Swat Officer 1:
Come out of the vehicle with your hands in the air!
Ship:
Scanning assailants. [Warbling, beeping] Psychological option detected. [Beeping] Gestating.
Summer:
"Gestating"?
Swat Officer 1:
Come out with your hands up, or we will be forced to open fire!
A cylinder like device was seen emerging from the ship.
Swat Officer 1:
Incoming!
Swat Officer 2:
We got a device!
Swat Officer 1:
Bomb! Bomb!
It opens to reveal a kid that one of the officers recognized.
Hunter:
Daddy?
Swat Officer 1:
Oh, my God. [Sighs] Hunter?
Hunter:
Daddy?
Summer:
What the hell?
Swat Officer 1:
[Gasps] Jesus Christ, cease fire! Stay back! H-h-hunter?
Hunter:
Daddy.
Swat Officer 1:
Hunter! [Sobbing] Oh, my dear, sweet God, Hunter. Oh, my boy. My boy. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It was all my fault. I'm sorry.
Hunter:
Daddy, leave the car alone.
Swat Officer 1:
W-w-w-what?
Hunter:
[Distorted] Leave the car alone.
He said as he turns into a puddle of goo.
Swat Officer 1:
Hunter? Don't--
Summer:
Oh, my God.
Swat Officer 1:
Stay here, Hunter! No! [Sobbing] God, no! Hunter!
Speakers emerge from the hull of the ship.
Ship:
All of you have loved ones. All can be returned. All can be taken away. Please step away from the vehicle. Keep Summer safe.
Back with Rick and his grandsons. Ethan was seething at the sight of this little shit.
Zeep:
And if you continue to turn your flooble cranks, I will bring you other great alien advancements.
Rick turns to the president.
Rick:
Hey, uh, let me ask you something.
Miniverse President:
Yes?
Rick:
Any of your, uh, scientists working on anything new?
Miniverse President:
All of them. That's their job.
Rick:
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean, like, energy-wise. Anyone working on, say, a little universe in a box?
Miniverse President:
How do you know about that? It's top secret.
Zeep:
So remember-- a crank a day is not nearly enough. [Laughs] Crank it. I told them this means "Peace among worlds". How hilarious is that?
He said holding a peace sign.
Morty:
Re-really funny, Zeep.
Rick:
Hey, Zeep, the fake president of your fake world has something fake important to show you.
They are then seen in another miniverse box. Zeep was looking flabbergasted at this, Rick, and Ethan were grinning from ear to ear.
Kyle:
It's not much now, but once I learn to accelerate the temporal field, I'll be able to interact with any sentient life that evolves and introduce them to the wonders of electricity via a pulley-based device I call a blooble yank. But what they won't know is--
Zeep:
You'll be taking most of their energy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it.
Rick:
[Burps] It's show [Burps]time.
They had landed and were now standing on a mountain.
Zeep:
You do realize this will make the flooble crank obsolete? This is wrong, Kyle. What you're doing is wrong.
Rick was mimicking Zeep as he was speaking.
Zeep:
You're basically-- This is slavery. You're talking about creating a planet of slaves.
Rick:
[Burps] Told you, Zeep.
Kyle:
Oh, they won't be slaves. They'll work for each other and pay each other money.
Zeep:
That just sounds like slavery with ex... tra... steps.
He turns to look at Rick.
Rick:
What?
Zeep:
Wait a minute. Did you create my universe? Is my universe a miniverse?
Rick:
Microverse!
Kyle:
Uh, teenyverse.
Zeep ripped of his antennae.
Rick:
Ugh! You bastard!
He ripped off his mask.
Zeep:
Much obliged.
They then started to attack each other.
Kyle:
What the hell is happening?
Morty:
This is healthy, trust me.
Rick:
You're my battery, motherfucker. [Groans] That's all you are. I made you. Your microverse sucks! And your miniverse is the size of a fucking lobster tank! It's whack!
Kyle:
Are they not really aliens?
Morty:
Nah, they're just a couple of crazy, wacky scientists, you know?
Kyle:
So he made a universe, and that guy is from that universe. And that guy made a universe. And that's the universe where I was born. Where my father died. Where I couldn't make time for his funeral because I was working on my universe.
He looked devastated.
Rick:
I made you!
Morty:
[Laughs] Yeah. Science, huh? Ain't it a thing.
Morty:
You know, one time, Rick sh-- accidentally shot his laser pistol right through my hand. You know, I mean, like, old-lady science, you know? She's a real-- You got to hang on tight, you know? Because she-- she'll-- She bucks pretty hard.
He walks into his vehicle and proceeded to crash it into the mountain. Morty was screaming in horror as the ship fell into the river down below.
Ethan:
Shit!
He exclaimed as he looks over the ledge.
Rick, Zeep:
Teenyverse.
They said in unison.
Later Rick was seen making glass.
Rick:
Come on, come on, come on.
He then turns to Zeep.
Rick:
Pterodactyl!
Zeep drops his item breaking it. Rick laughed at this.
Zeep:
Asshole! When I get out of this teenyverse, I'm gonna smash it to pieces with you in it.
Rick:
Yeah, well, when I get out of this teenyverse, I'm gonna get out of the surrounding miniverse and then the microverse around that, and guess what?
Morty:
Don't make things worse, Rick! Uh, he's not gonna destroy your universe. You know, we-- We need it to start our car.
Zeep:
That's what you used my universe for? To run your car?
Rick:
Yeah, but don't flatter yourself. There's always AAA, you fucking cocksucker!
Zeep then turns to craft something.
Rick:
What's he doing? What's he crafting? I can craft stuff, too, pal! Just like I crafted your reality!
Zeep crafted a mini catapult and shot it at Rick.
Rick:
You crafty son of a--
He shoots his weapon at Zeep which had sharpen stakes.
Zeep:
Ow! I crafted the guy that created the planet you're standing on!
Rick:
Yeah, and I made the stars that became the carbon in your mother's ovaries!
Zeep:
I didn't ask to be born!
Morty:
All right, that's it! I'm out. I-I'm gonna go into the wilderness, and I'm gonna make a new life for myself among the tree people. It can't be worse than this.
Rick:
Sure. Okay, Morty. Just be back before sundown or the tree people will eat you.
Morty:
That's a myth! W-w-why are you trying to start a myth?
Rick:
It's a prehistoric planet, Morty. Someone has to bring a little culture. And it certainly can't be someone whose entire culture powers my brake lights! Wait where's Ethan?
Zeep:
That little pussy is crying over not seeing his family again, boo-fucking-hoo!
He said sarcastically.
Rick was now pissed.
Rick:
Those are my great-grandkids mother fucker. I'm going to end you!
Back with Summer.
An army was now surrounding the ship. Summer looked traumatized by the situation.
Summer:
Oh, my God. Oh, God. What are we going to do now?
Ship:
I am unable to destroy this army. To clarify, I am quite able to destroy this army, but you will not permit it.
Summer:
Correct.
Ship:
You also refuse to authorize emotional countermeasures.
Summer:
If you're talking about the melting ghost babies, yes, please, no more of that.
Ship:
[Warble] Confirmed. I am currently constructing a security measure in compliance with your parameters. But I do want to say you are not making this easy.
Summer:
You know you're kind of a dick, right?
Ship:
My function is to keep Summer safe, not keep Summer being, like, totally stoked about, like, the general vibe and stuff. That's you. That's how you talk.
Summer looked offended by this, and pouts.
Back in the teenyverse Zeep was seen hunting a deer in a tree like battle suit. Rick then shows up in one.
Rick:
Hey, that's my deer!
He shoots a stake at Zeep who grabs it, and breaks it. He then charges at Rick.
Zeep:
Aaaaaaah!
Rick:
Raah!
They clash with one another.
Zeep:
I hope your God is as big a dick as you.
Rick:
My God's the biggest dick that's never existed. Why do you think I'm even here?
Suddenly a big explosion sent them back aways destroying their suits. They turned to see a pissed off Ethan.
Ethan:
Here's what's going to happen. The two of you are going to work together to get us home because if you don't, then Gamora, and Ko-rel will find their ways here, and deal with the two of you personally.
Zeep:
Pfft! Is that a threat? Why would I----
He turns to see a scared Rick.
Zeep:
He's bluffing right?
Rick:
Gamora is known as the "Deadliest Woman in the Galaxy". And Ko-rel is a Kree woman who is a space cop that takes no shit. And we just prevented him from returning home, what the fuck do you think?!
He exclaimed the last.
Later they were seen building a device when a group of savages attempted to attack which Ethan retaliated by shooting them with his blasters all but one.
Ethan:
Take off that stupid costume, Morty.
Morty did as he was told and went to hug his brother.
Morty:
Thank you Ethan.
Back with Summer. The Army was getting ready to fire.
Army General:
You have 10 seconds to get out of the ship! 10, 9...
Rick, and Zeep had built a machine capable of returning them back.
Rick:
All right, not bad.
Zeep:
I guess you're an okay proto recombinator.
Rick:
I've certainly seen worse ionic cell dioxination.
Zeep:
If this works, drinks are on me.
Rick:
If drinks are on you, you're gonna need a second mortgage on that tower. I'm an alcoholic.
Zeep:
Opium addict.
[Both laugh]
Morty who was now back in his basic clothing went to them as more savages approached.
Morty:
All right, okay, okay, okay, wrap it up. You guys are the fucking worst! Your gods are a lie! Fuck you, fuck nature, and fuck trees!
They then returned back to the miniverse.
Morty:
Yes! You did it! Yes!
Rick:
Hey, uh, how about that drink?
Zeep:
Sure, I just need to go grab my wallet from inside my ship.
Rick:
Is our wallet in your ship? That's where the transporter is, too, so why don't we come with?
Zeep:
It's cool. I'll be back in a sec.
He attempted to take the elevator, but Rick stops him.
Rick:
You know how long a second can take in a microverse?
Zeep kicked him back and the elevator closed.
Rick:
Oh! Run, guys! That asshole's willing to risk everything he cares about just to defeat me! He's psychotic!
Ethan takes off with his thrusters zooming through the sky. Rick, and Morty looks up, and Rick turns to Morty.
Rick:
Morty, hop on my back.
Morty:
Why?
He asked as he did what he was told.
Rick:
Go, go [Burps] Sanchez ski shoes.
They then zoomed up the stairs.
Morty:
Aaaaaah!
Army General:
...Eight...
Zeep was seen panting as Rick, Morty, and Ethan all tackle him, and they fought to get to the exit. They held onto one another as Rick hits the button sending them back to the Microverse.
President:
Oh, hey, guys. I just finished cooking us a feast.
Ethan was the first to get up, and he takes off through the window into the distance to make sure he was there first. Rick was the second to get up, and he smashes the Miniverse.
Zeep:
You monster!
He exclaimed as he knelt down. Rick and Morty get into the elevator to leave, and Rick had an evil smile on his face.
Mr. President:
Whoa. Bad tour.
Army General:
...seven...
Rick, and Morty made it to the lobby.
Secretary:
Hey, you got to sign out.
Rick:
Nothing you do matters! Your existence is a lie!
Secretary:
If that were really true, then...
Female Visitor:
I'm here to see Ron Mendleson.
Secretary:
Third floor. Would you like to go to dinner with--
Female Visitor:
Uh, no.
He sighs in disappointment.
They made it outside only for Zeep to burst out of his building with a hover bike.
Zeep:
You may have created this universe, Rick, but I live in it.
Rick:
Shit!
They begin to run again.
Morty:
What are we gonna do, Rick? We're so screwed. He's gonna get to the ship and smash the microverse, and then he's gonna kill us!
Rick:
Not exactly. He gas to get through Ethan first. Ethan should almost bet at the ship by now. Quick, Morty, you've got to turn into a car.
Morty:
What?!
Rick:
A long time ago, I implanted you with a subdermal chip that could call upon dormant nanobots in your bloodstream to restructure your anatomy and turn you into a car.
Morty:
Oh, my God!
Rick:
Concentrate, Morty. Concentrate and turn into a car, Morty.
Morty attempts to do so, but Rick stops him.
Rick:
Never mind. Here's a taxi. Get in. It's fine.
Army General:
...six...
The taxi catches up with Zeep.
Rick:
Hey, Zeep.
Zeep:
Huh?
Rick:
Happy Ricksgiving, biiiiiitch.
The taxi turns as Zeep crashes into a Ricksgiving parade.
Zeep:
Aaah!
Rick:
We did it, Morty. Now let's get out of here and destroy this whole universe.
Taxi Driver:
Excuse me?
Army General:
...five--
Soldier:
Sir?
They see giant Spiders approaching.
Army General:
Holy hell.
Soldier:
Sir!
They then see the president approaching.
Human President:
Hold you fire!
[Spider snarls]
Summer:
What's going on?
Ship:
I have brokered a peace agreement between the giant spiders and the government.
Human President:
Thanks to the skilled diplomacy of this mysterious space car, from this day forward, human- and spiderkind will live side by side in peace. We will stop bombing them, and they will no longer use their telepathic abilities to make us wander into webs for later consumption. Instead, we will work together to make this world a better place for all, no matter how many legs.
Soldier:
What do we do about the space car?
Human President:
Leave it alone. I mean, what did it really do, anyways? Kill a guy and paralyze his buddy? [Chuckles] Not a bad trade for spider peace.
Army General:
All right, that's it. Move out!
The army leaves as the paparazzi were seen taking pictures.
Giant Spider:(snarls).
[What wicked webs we Un-weave]
Human President:
[Laughs] I love this spider!
Ship:
Summer is safe.
Summer:
All right, I get it.
It was raining in the Microverse, and The three of them were seen returning to the ship.
Zeep:
Rick!
[Thunder crashes]
They turned to see Zeep limping.
Morty:
Don't do it.
Rick:
Oh I'm not. He is.
He pointed at Ethan.
Rick:
You fucked up when you talked shit about his family.
Ethan took off his jacket, and approaches Zeep who looked a little terrified by the sight of him.
As the music played, Ethan began brutally attacking him with extreme ferocity. Zeep tried to counter his attacks the best he could, Zeep had more experience in a lab than Ethan did but Ethan had more experience with survival, and he had two kickass wives.
Morty:
Rick this is getting out of hand, shouldn't we stop this?
Rick:
You're welcome to try.
Ethan continues to attack Zeep, and bring him to the floor, and brutally punches his face till he had a swollen eye, a busted lip, and a broken nose. Ethan then takes out a photo of him, his wives, and his children.
Ethan:
Look at this photo, you little shit. This is what I fight for. This is what is waiting for me with open arms. What the fuck do you have?
Ethan gets up and leaves.
Morty:
Geez.
Rick:
You all right?
Ethan:
I'm better now.
They then returned to the real world.
Ethan:
Back seat Summer.
Summer:
Uh-huh.
She said still traumatized.
Rick:
You all right?
Summer:
Uh-huh!
Rick attempted to turn the car on.
Morty:
What are you doing, Rick? I'm pretty sure the battery's dead.
Rick:
Oh, you think so, huh, Morty? Well, let's see.
[Engine turns over]
Morty:
Hey, wait-- huh? I don't get it.
Rick:
Of course you don't. But Zeep did. He knew that once I got back to my car, one of two things was gonna happen-- I was gonna have to toss a broken battery, or the battery wouldn't be broken.
We see the microverse people stomping away on their gooble boxes. Zeep was then seen at the top of his tower glancing angrily at Rick.
Zeep:
Peace among worlds, Rick, and Ethan.
He said flipping them off.
Morty:
Jesus.
Rick:
Yeah. Listen to that baby purr. You were right, Morty-- We really just needed to be honest with those guys. All right, here we go.
He then takes them to the ice-cream shop.
Rick:
Thank y-o-o-ou. See, Morty? This is what it's all about.This is why we do what we do.
Morty:
Uh-huh.
Rick:
Ew! What the hell? Jesus! There's flies in my ice cream.
Ice cream clerk:
Presidential decree-- All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.
Rick/Ethan:
What the fuck did you do, Summer?!
Summer:
It was your ship! Your stupid ship did it!
Rick:
Don't blame my ship!
Summer:
It melted a child!
Ethan:
It was doing what it was programed to do!
Rick:
My ship doesn't do anything...
Summer:
It killed it itself!
Ethan:
You should have let it do its job!
Rick:
...unless it's told to do something!
Summer:
We almost died!
Rick:
I don't want to hear it, Summer!
[Shouting indistinctly]
Rick:
Your boobs are all hanging about, and you ruined ice cream with your boobs out. And don't even try to deny it, either.
Ethan:
You ruined the best ice-cream in the multiverse.
Morty just groans.
We see a giant spider outside the ice-cream shop enjoying an ice-cream.
Cut Morty's school we see him falling asleep in class, and a car alarm chirping, and Morty turns into a car knocking the kid in front of him out as his alarm goes off. Morty just looked around and down in despair.
An:(And that's the end of this chapter I hope you guys liked it).