4:31pm
kitchen knife🔪
is anyone free like
rn?
crumb toast the cat from
hit game fortnite🤫😰😱😱
yes but no
kitchen knife🔪
crumb...
crumb toast the cat from
hit game fortnite🤫😰😱😱
depends why you're asking...
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podcast episode duh?
two trucks enjoyer😃
crumb, what else would dagger
want to do other than record her podcast
crumb toast the cat from
hit game fortnite🤫😰😱😱
breathe???
kitchen knife🔪
i wouldn't actually
crumb toast the cat from
hit game fortnite🤫😰😱😱
kitchen knife🔪
anyway
@farmer🥔 @leo man #1 ?
crumb toast the cat from
hit game fortnite🤫😰😱😱
yes because techno will definitely
answer
kitchen knife🔪
crumb shut up i have your face
and i am not afraid to leak it
fear me.
crumb toast the cat from
hit game fortnite🤫😰😱😱
i am already fearing you.
bye.
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good.
two trucks enjoyer😃
speaking of fears, why won't you
invite corpse?
kitchen knife🔪
SHUT UP
THIS YOU?
leo man #1
first of all IS THAT KEN
second of all DAGGER ARE YOU
AFRAID OF CORPSE
third of all i am willing to entertain
you
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first of all yes
second of all yes
third of all yes
you can join already
i've started the stream
like 10 minutes ago
leo man #1
i'm screenshoting that
kitchen knife🔪
don't you dare.
dagger scoffed, closing the discord app (which was a big mistake).
"so, new place?" dream asked, smile hearable in his voice.
"you scared tHE SHIT OUT OF ME! and yes." she said, nodding her head softly even though no one saw it.
"you told me to join right now? also hi everyone!" dream greeted everyone "so, dagger, how's the new place?"
"it's really, really empty. like i have no furniture. i didn't even order anything. i just have some plants, one mattress and a blanket, cage for my guinea pig, my set up and pile of books. that's it." dagger said, looking around her room.
it was true – it was ridiculous how her steaming room had full set up like new desk, chair, computer and mic but her bedroom was empty. just a mattress with an old blanket.
"you don't even have a pillow?" dream asked in disbelief
"nu-uh" dagger shook her head and started giggling when she heard dream punching his desk.
"i don't believe you" he said "photo. right now"
"okay, sir. do you want me to lay on the bed as well?" she rolled her eyes and stood up, grabbing her phone
"yes, ma'am" he grinned, smiling at the sound of footsteps. next thing he heard was a discord notification and in fact, it was a picture of an empty mattress with messily laying blanket on it.
"you have the proof. i don't have a pillow, so yknow..." dagger giggled, the sound of her laugh sounded like honey; the greatest music for dream's ears. dagger lowered her voice "... you can sponsor me or something"
"okay, kitten, will do. want an anime pillow like karl has?" dream said jokingly, causing dagger to snort and chat to go crazy.
"whatever you want will be alright, sir" she grinned and while she said another words, someone joined the call "OH MY LORD– DREAM. DID YOU KNOW THAT KINKS CAN BE PASSED DOWN DUE GENETICS SO THERE'S A CHANCE OUR KINKS ARE A COMBINATION OF OUR PARENTS KINKS?!"
"what?" a new voice asked. deep, throaty, well known voice.
"huh-? i-is that corpse? wait- what are you doing here?" dagger asked, tensing up.
"i don't know either. and yes, it's me. hello, dagger" corpse spoke up once again and she had no doubt it was him. she was surprised how well her name rolled off his tongue.
"i added him since you said you're scared of–" dream started but she muted him right in time.
"that explains a lot. well welcome then, corpse! how are you?" she asked softly, unmuting dream again when corpse spoke up.
"i'm feeling good, thank you for asking. there's one thing that bothers me, though. may you elaborate on your parents kinks?" corpse asked, smug tone of his voice causing dagger to smile.
"yeah, dagger, please, tell us an example!" dream said, grinning.
"you just want to know my kinks, don't you?" she rose an eyebrow and opened her mouth to say something when she heard a door bell. "what the fuck"
"maybe it's the pillow" dream scoffed and dagger gulped.
"be right back" she said and muted herself. who was that? she didn't tell anyone except ranboo her address. maybe it was a postman? but she didn't order anything. or maybe it was the neighbour that she bumped into...
"of what was dagger scared of?" corpse spoke up suddenly and dream chuckled.
"she said she's afraid of you but she won't admit it. i even have a screen shot of that" the florida man explained, corpse giggling in return.
"why would she? she's pretty scary as well. she's from new york and they are scary, man..." deep-voiced man said.
"true. also she used to throw knives or some shit. she can literally kill someone from across the room with a butter knife" dream said
"w-what?" corpse gulped, blood rushing to his face. "t-that's so cool, what the fuck?"
"i know right? and she just ignores it like it's nothing. like "yeah, i throw knives at mannequins for fun", she says it like it's "i ate cereal for breakfast"" dream nodded and they heard dagger unmute. and also–
"DAGGER YOUR FACECAM–?!" corpse called out, his heart being like crazy since she was a faceless streamer, just like him and dream.
but it was too late. her face cam turned on.
"we have a guest!" she giggled "it's august!"
"thank fucking god–" corpse let out a relieved sigh and dagger grinned.
"for fuck's sake" dream sighed dramatically and august, who was on the face cam, immediately rose her hands up, flipping him off
"you're just jealous i'm with her right now and you're not" pecan said, showing her pearly whites in a big, shit-eating grin.
"n– whatever. what are you doing here?" dream scoffed, rolling his eyes.
"visiting dagger, my best friend, duh." pecan said and put her arm around dagger, who was out of frame. the friends looked at each other.
"but i didn't tell you my new address yet–?" dagger frowned.
"ranboo did" pecan grinned "are you jealous dream? uwu owo i can hug dagger and you can't– you don't even know where she lives uuu, are you gonna cry, pissbaby–?" she started mocking him.
corpse laughed and dagger smiled softly at the sound, august caught a glimpse of that.
"i'm not jealous, what the fuck? just leave already" dream huffed
"oh? then will you be jealous if i do this?" pecan rose an eyebrow and turned her head, grabbing dagger's face.
the blonde leaned in and pecked a kiss on dagger's lips, her friend holding her laugh.
"MWAH!" pecan said with dramatic sigh and tucked dagger's hair behind her ear before looking back to the face cam.
"i hate you so much" dagger mumbled
"is this what happens on daily basis here?" corpse asked, laughing
"pretty much yeah, when pecan and dream are in one voice call" dagger said, nodding her head even though they couldn't see her. "speaking of, dream... why so quiet now?"
"shut up" dream scoffed but they all could hear a smile on his lips
"mr sponsor is offended? okay, okay. dagger, i will buy you that pillow, don't worry" pecan put her arm around her friend and looked at chat. she saw niki spamming a lot of messages. "we're gonna end the stream..."
"WHAT?" dagger frowned, turning off the face cam.
"yeah! bye everyone, it was fun! not as fun as with your mom tho..." pecan reached for the computer mouse
"BYESORRYFORTHATANDCORPSEIMHAPPYYOU STOPPEDBYTHANKY–" words flew out of dagger's mouth like bullets from machine gun before pecan stopped the stream and turned off the computer.
then pecan turned dagger's chair so she was facing them.
"what the fuck" dagger mumbled, shaking her head
"i came to visit you! now LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! WOO HOO!" august shouted and stood up
"but i don't even have alcohol... i just have cheese–" dagger turned around and as soon as she met august's voice she saw them taking out the alcohol out of bag.
"i've got it covered. so, corpse bride first and then pretty woman?" her friend grinned and dagger just couldn't resist but to grin. she can order the furniture (and pillow) later, right?
[🧠] AXE SPEAKS!
omg sorry for not updating for so long but as i said in one of my announcements, my life is a bit of a mess rn, my teachers think we don't have a life and give us shit ton of things to learn and thousands of homework :)
but yeah, enjoy the chapter!! it may seem messy but i couldn't focus while writing it, sorry. (also for the "kiss" part, dagger's face was out of the frame ofc)
LOVE U VV MUCH!!! take care, sleep and drink some water!! don't forget to rest!! mwah!! <3