Wrong Number Kid

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What happens when Nico Di Angelo accidentally texts Tony Stark? ~~~ Be prepared for hilarious drama, ver... Daha Fazla

📱Who is this?📱
🛏️Why aren't you asleep?🛏️
🍟Annoying happy meal🍟
😠🐦CLIIIIIIINT!!!😠🐦
🔥Bob can't build it!🔥
😠🛠LEOOOOOOO!!!😠🛠
🔥💀Group chat!🐦🍸
🌞The accidental call💀
🇺🇸sTeEb 🇺🇸
💀🔥New York!🐦🇺🇸
🌞💀🔥CGB's boyfriend🐦🍸
🕷What's in Long Island?🕸
💀 🐦Kidnappi- SAVING Nico🕸🍸
🌞😡LEO! FOCUS!!!!🌞😡
🏙🍸IT'S TIME TO STEAL SOME KNEECAPS!🐦📗
🦾🇺🇸Yippee, another battle for my freedom💀🌞
🍸📗They don't call me a genius for nothing💎💀
🍇You are in big trouble Lewis!🔥
🔥Bohemian Rapsody💀
🕷🍸Oh. My. Gods. Please leave.🐦🦉
💀🇺🇸Holy- language!🎊🦾
🌈Lgbtq+ memes because the next chapter is gonna take longer than I expected🌈
💕🧱Excuse me, but WHAT?💕🧱
🇺🇸A nine-year-old is stronger than Tony Stark🐦
🔥Shower thoughts and sugar highs🔱
🌊⚡️A FLAPJACK FLIPPING DRAGON!🔥💎
🍕Ever heard of the Backyardigans?🍕
🐦Your forehead is red from facepalming. . .🔥
⚔️ PEANUT BUTTER!!!! ⚔️
🌯Spideypooooool!🌯
Thanks a lot ThreePlusSokka (A/N)
😇Leo, it's five in the morning😈
🎶Another lyric prank chapter 'cause why not🎵
🐍What do I even call this chapter?🌩

👋So. . . goodbye?🙃

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A/N:

Hey guys. Long time no see eh? . . .Heh, heh, heh. Sorry for not updating in like, a month, but I kinda got grounded, then forgot Wattpad existed, so. . . sorry 'bout that.

Anygays, HAPPY PRIDE MONTH PEOPLE!!! Yaaaaayyyyyy!

Q: Why are lgbtq+ people good at fashion?

A: They usually spend a long time in the closet.

Hehehe, it's true.

And now, onto the chapter! Take it away keyboard.

🌞Will's POV:

  After everyone settled down, we started walking out of the woods. The Avengers' faces were a mix of happy, tired, shocked, and totally weirded out, which I do understand, capture the flag is. . .intense here.

  "So, what happens now?" I asked.

  "What do you mean?" Natasha said.

  "Well, like, are you gonna go back, or stay the night- because if you're gonna stay the night, we'll need more beds- or are you gonna. . . I can't really think of any other options other than go back or stay."

  "Well, dying's an option," Nico said, ever so helpfully. 

  "Yeah. . . I don't think so." I said.

  "We're probably going to go back to New York, we have other teammates who would probably not appreciate us just disappearing over the night," Bruce said.

  I nodded thoughtfully. "Well, then I guess we should-" I started to say, but Mr. D came up behind us and cut me off.

  "So, what's gonna happen with the Advertisers over here?" he asked.

  And that was when Tony lost it.

  "OH MY GOD!" Tony yelled. "HOW HARD IS IT TO GET THE NAME AVENGERS RIGHT? FIRST IT WAS AVERAGES, THEN AVOCADOES, AND NOW ADVERTISERS! IT'S THE AVENGERS! A-V-E-N-G-E-R-S!"

  "Oh hush, Tonsil Stork," Mr. D said. At this point, Tony looked as red as that pimple my half-brother Austin got on his nose two years ago. That thing was massive

  Tony flung his arm out, almost punching Mr. D, but before he could, Annabeth, pulled his arm back. "you know, I think it would be a good idea to try to refrain from punching Dionysus. No matter how annoying he may be, he is a God who can turn you into a dolphin with the snap of his fingers." she said.

  "He-he's DIONYSUS?" Tony exclaimed.

  "Well, who did you think I was Stank? Aphrodite?" Mr. D replied snarkily.

  "I- that explains so much," Bucky said.

  "Yes, yes. Now back to my question, what are the avenues," Mr. D turned and smirked at Tony, "going to do? Because I refuse to have them sleeping in my cabin."

  "We're going to go back to New York City sir," Steve replied with a smile. He's so polite, it's almost annoying.

  "You're so polite, it's annoying," Nico said, apparently he thinks so too.

  "Wonderful, when will you be leaving?" Mr. D asked.

  "An hour at the most," Bruce said.

  "Delightful." Mr. D said, then turned around and started walking away. 

  "Is he always like this?" Peter asked.

  "Yep," Percy replied popping the 'p'.

  We walked to the edge of the border, passing a bunch of campers, a few of which gave the Avengers strange looks.

  "So. . . goodbye?" Piper said. I don't think she really knew what to say. I mean, what do you say to people who kidnapped your friend, fought you-well, technically we fought them, but same difference- then follows you, but then suddenly you're friends and now you're saying goodbye. Does that make sense? 

  "Yeah. . ." Bruce said, just as awkward as Percy.

  Suddenly Leo collapsed on himself. He was. . . sobbing. "I'LL MISS YOUUUUUUU!" he said. All of us demigods could tell it was fake, Leo does this all the time, he's a surprisingly good actor. But the Avengers, however, didn't know it was fake, because they looked a bit taken aback by his sudden. . . outburst.

  I fought the urge to laugh, and it looked like the seven were doing the same, but soon, we couldn't anymore, and doubled over laughing. Nico, kept a poker face the entire time though, which was impressive, but unsurprising.

  The Avengers looked like they were having one of those 'what the actual apple fritter is going on right now' moments, but with eight demigods laughing hysterically, one sobbing of the ground, and one just standing there like this was a normal occurrence (which it was), I don't blame them.

  Then, just as suddenly as he had started, Leo stopped crying. He got up, wiped his eyes, and brushed off the dirt on his pants. Then he noticed the Avengers were looking at him funny. "What?" he asked. "I was just trying to spice things up a bit." 

  Nico shook his head. "Only Leo," he muttered.

  "Well, we should be leaving soon if we want to make it back to New York before dark," Bruce said.

  "Yeah, we should head out." Natasha agreed.

  "Okay, well it was nice meeting you," Jason said, almost as polite as Steve.

  "Well, meeting you officially, technically we met you when we crashed Festus into your weird llama tower," Percy said.

  "YES! FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO AGREES WITH ME!" Clint yelled.

  "What?" Hazel asked.

  "I've been telling Tony that his tower looks like a llama for ages, but he somehow doesn't see it."

  "Clint, how does my tower looks like a llama, it's made of metal and glass," Tony said.

  "It's okay Clint, he just doesn't see it because he's not on our level," Percy said.

  Clint and Percy fist-bumped. "Nice meeting you dude," Percy said.

  "Likewise, I'll have to ask Nico for your number later," Clint replied. 

  "Oh no," Nico whispered. 

  "Well, I guess we'll see you later," Bucky said. 

  "Yeah, bye," I said.

  "Goodbye."

  "Adios."

  "See you later."

  "Bye."

  "Goodbye!"

  "Text you later."

  "Don't die!"

  "Yeah, or get eaten."

  "See ya'."

  "Bye?"

  And with that, the Avengers passed through the border, and into the woods.

  "Good riddance." Mr. D said, causing me to jump, apparently, he had snuck up behind me.

  "Well that was. . . interesting," Frank said.

  "Yeah." Leo said. "anyone hungry?"

  Nico rolled his eyes. "I'm going back to my cabin," he said.

  "Yeah, same," Piper said. 

  Suddenly my phone vibrated. I took it out and saw that I got a text from Tony in the group chat.

*:・゚✧ ~⭐️~✧゚・: *

Metal Man

You live in one crazy camp

You

I know, and I like it

*:・゚✧ ~⭐️~✧゚・: *

A/N:

YAYYY! Final chapter guys!

Thank you for all your commenting, and voting, it's really motivated me, and without it, I don't think I would've finished this book. This is amazing, 33 chapters. Idk why, but I'm super happy about this, like, waaaaay too happy.

But anyway, thanks for reading, and as always, I hope you liked the chapter!

Btw, there's a sequel to this book called The Plane Crash if you wanna read it. I haven't finished it yet, but I'm working on it. (There's also two more bonus chapters left in this book if you wanna read those too)

OH! Also, thank you dragongecko108 and awolfone003 for helping me with this story!

Bye,

-Sundewʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔ

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