imma call mehself "Tree" or "Micheal" (that's what I forced my friends to call me) so I don't have to spell my full name.
Tree POV First day of skool
"Sup birches, I'm bacc." I said to my bffff forever.
"Bruh no one loves you." she said
"r00d." I spoke back. We were such a perfect team
"Hey, did you know there will be a new human being attending our school in our class?????" she asked me.
"No? Why?"
"Tree, you dense motherfuc-" she was cut off by someone new sitting down at a desk alone and me being the sOcAiL bUtteRfLy that I totally am, I went over there.
"Hi. I am socially awkward and I'm also not very smart., nice to meet ya :D."
"Um...okay loser." they said. "I'm Y/N."
"cool."
aw hecc.
plz love me senpai.
"Wanna sit with me at lunch?" I asked my new friend
"No dummy." they said while walking away
"oof."
Y/N'S POV
I saw that gross Introverted Tree. God what a loser. Always saying "Hecc" and "hooey" and making tree puns.
I hate dat boi
And funny enough, she keeps talking to me, like stfu.
"Heyyyyy gurl/boi/fren." she came up to me at lunch
"go away."
"okay first of all, rude, second of all, I have no other friends." she said. "do you like memes?"
"yeah...?"
"gud gud."
"MICHAELLLLLLL"
"Oh, I gotta go," she got up "Have a nice day I guess."
that birch.
that gosh darn birch who stole my hecking....
v o c a b u l a r y.
I want to cry.
I feel like I didn't make myself sarcastic enough. Also this may or may not also be free therapy cuz I'm kinda raising my self esteem by writing about a human who likes me. because, as my bffff forever said, no one loves me :D