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♡ a pleasant surprise ♡
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tw: homophobia (first section)
it had been about a month since clarissa and ranboo first talked. since then they had been face-timing every night and streaming together often. their fans seemed to love their content together.
it was weird being so close to someone and not seeing their face, but clarissa wanted to respect his privacy. he usually just kept the camera off during facetime calls. they were always late at night, before or after ranboos daily streams.
clarissa walked downstairs, mars running behind her. they go into the kitchen and start making a cheese toastie. she put her playlist on full blast and started singing along to it.
"IT STARTED WITH A WHISPER, AND THAT WAS WHEN I KISSED HER, AND THEN SHE MADE MY LIPS HURT" she sang.
she wasn't the best singer but she really wasn't the worst. she grabbed a can of mango loco monster and opened it, sipping while she pressed down the toaster. mars was lying down beside her, being well behaved.
marcus and his friend walked into the kitchen. she turned down the music a little and hummed along to it, finishing making her toastie. they hated when marcus had friends over, they were usually worse than him.
"keep it down, clarissa" marcus fake-smiled at her, taking her can.
"oh, is that the weird one?" his friend asked, pointing at clarissa "the gay fucking idiot?"
(a/n, that was lowkey cringe but i fortunately don't have any experience with irl homophobia, i'm really sorry if you have)
marcus starting chuckling and nodding his head. "yeah she's like half-lesbian of something...what's the word"
clarissa turned around and grabbed the can off of him, pouring it on his head.
"what the fuck! i just washed my hair you bastard" marcus complained.
"fuck off you greasy-haired bitch" clarissa threw the can at him and grabbed a new one, bringing her cheese toastie upstairs.
they had to deal with that on a daily basis. marcus deserved that and more.
she eat her cheese toastie while setting up for a chill stream with tommy. her fans have been waiting for one for a while. she grabbed another two cans from her mini-fridge and set them up.
tommy arrived and helped them turn on media shares. they hit start.
"HEY CHAT! welcome to the long-awaited chill stream with mr. innit!" clarissa said as tommy sat down.
"AYEEE! we turned on media shares so boys, you know the drill!" tommy shouted.
[twitch chat]
no-name-glitch
YAY RICH PEOPEL GO
yallneedjesus331
LETS GOOO LETS FUCKING GOO
beeandbooasf
where is ranboo?
loserjpk
BET RANBOO IS IN CHAT
the first one was a clip of tommy thinking he was a lesbian. "you forgot straight people exist? you're so stupid.
the second one was a really cool animatic by sad-ist.
the third one was 'ranboo and tubbo being platonic husbands.'
the fourth 'tommyinnit singing bruno mars- that's what i like'.
"OH MY GOD NO TURN IT OFF" tommy reaches out to the keyboard and smashes it, trying to turn it off.
"JUMP IN THE CADDILAC" clarissa sings. "GIRL PUTS SOME MILES ON IT!"
tommy sat there, pretending to cry with his face in his hands. clarissa had been sent this one many times and he had the same reaction every time.
the next mediashare was 'ranboo and ciss flirting compilation .' clarissas face turned red and they buried their face into her sleeves.
"which mod allowed this, hmm?" clarissa mumbled, her sleeves covering her mouth.
"whichever mod that was is getting removed" tommy joked.
ranboo pov
as soon as the video popped up on her live, i felt my face heat up.
"what the hell" i covered my mouth and got up from my desk.
someone had made a compilation of me and clarissa flirting.
calm down, ranboo. you're just friends. and it has to stay that way. god i'm such a weirdo.
i closed down my PC after she finished her stream and laid on my bed. thinking about them. maybe i just loved being friends with her. i'm not sure.
i rolled over to see tubbo spamming my phone.
[imessage]
TUBBO MY BELOVED
ranboo
BOSS MAN
I SAW THEIR STREAM
i saw the flirting clips.
YOU REPLACED ME
this one is better anyway:
https://youtu.be/5vKVFgu4LhU
dude why do you even have that clip
i searched ranboo and tubbo flirting on yt duh
anyway i'm literally not replacing you tubbo
yeah sure >:(
TUBBO STOP IM NOT
ranboo i loved you >:(
what do you mean by 'loved'
you've moved on...
there's no reason for you to stay...
you've got her now...</3
stop acting like i'm dating
them and completely left you
you've left me with nothing but
memories...
mhm
[twitter]
karl :) @karljacobs_ · 5m
why had tubbo went dark again?
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tubbo @tubbolive · 3m
i lost someone important💔💔
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jack manifold @jackmanifoldtv · 3m
@tubbolive hope you're okay big man
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tubbo @tubbolive · 2m
@karljacobs_ @jackmanifoldtv thanks💔💔
[imessage]
LOSER<3
hey idiot
hey loser
i'm bored ranboo
what are you doing rn
editing a youtube video
editing sucks
you suck
hey that's mean</3
i thought we were friends clarissa ;((
i left my husband for you
bro
friendzone
too harsh
WHAT
SDJLFSFLJ
R U OK
yes why
i forgot the slash j sorry
sheesh
that hurt my feelings
too bad
i'm bored entertain me ranboo
no i'm busy go away
meanie
ranboob
i hate you
we're breaking up
SDKSDFK WE WERE DATING??
no
but we can if you want
/j
you're being too bold today
where is ranboo and what have you done
with him??
shut up
say fuck
what
just say fuck
what no
say fuck ranboo
STOP
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
say it now
please
fine
fuck
YOU'RE NOT MUCH OF A SOFT BOY
ANYMORE ARE YOU?
WHOLESOME MAN SWEARS?
i hate you sm
you know you love me
clarissa pov
i threw my phone onto my bed as tommy climbed into the window.
"clarissa, i have something to tell you" he jumped on the bed with a grin.
"what?" i raised an eyebrow, sitting beside him.
"we're going to meet tubbo!" he said excitedly.
"WHAT?!" i jumped up to hug him. this was gonna be amazing.
"you can't tell anyone though. even ranboo, okay?"
"wait why?" i questioned.
"we're gonna surprise everyone when we're together" said tommy.
ranboo pov
i smiled at her text and was about to reply when i got a call from tubbo.
"BIG MAN GUESS WHAT?" tubbo screamed
"what?" i asked.
"you're coming to the UK! smp meet up!" tubbo said.
"OH MY GOD" i replied.
"don't tell clarissa, okay?"
💌: YAY