▧Day #1: Banker puns--
✜It must suck to be a banker, it gets pretty loanly
✜I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
▧Day #1.2: Pointless puns--
⌘To write with a broken pencil is pointless
⌘ A circle has no point in life
⌘ Without nipples, boobs would be pointless
⌘Without Geometry, life is pointless
▧Day #1.3: Non-Pointless puns--
✜I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
✜A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumour.
✜He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
✜A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
✜Atheism is a non-prophet organization
✜Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
[I feel so bad, these aren't enough puns for a day D:]
CZYTASZ
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LosowePuns. Puns everywhere. Puns on walls. Puns on teacher's boards. It's the pun-pocalypse. o.o Hide the children, [but make them laugh too] Now enjoy some nice puns per day c: P u n s are l o v e , p u n s are l i f e. [first 65 days of the year]
