Hugh_Culber99: So...guess what?
BrilliantStamets_1: Yes?
Hugh_Culber99: I have two tickets to a Kasselian Opera concert.
BrilliantStamets_1: Ok, and?
Hugh_Culber99: Will you be my date?
BrilliantStamets_1: Ha! To hear that horrendous music? No thanks.
Hugh_Culber99: But they are performing La Buheme :(
BrilliantStamets_1: Ok, and?
Hugh_Culber99: Why are you so hard to get through?
BrilliantStamets_1: Oh dear doctor, I'm always hard when it comes to you.
Hugh_Culber99: Bye.
BrilliantStamets_1: Wait no, I'm serious.
Hugh_Culber99: Mm.
BrilliantCulber_1: Like, I genuinely need help.
Hugh_Culber99: Well, how about this? You accompany me to this concert and afterward, I'll take care of you.
BrilliantStamets_1: is typing...
Hugh_Culber99: This offer is limited.
Brilliant Stamets_1: You have a date.
Hugh_Culber99: That's what I thought, Stamets.
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FanfictionHugh_Culber99: On a scale of 1-10, you're a 9 because I'm the ONE you need. BrilliantStamets_1: What the fuck, I'm definitely a 10. Hugh_Culber99: No Paul, it's a pickup line. BrilliantStamets_1: I'm a 10.