Hornets Ticklish Interrogation

Takes one to know one

Atago: Ok, Hornets tickle torture should be starting in a few minutes, Eugens already down there so we should be good to go.

Zuikaku: great, by the way has anyone seen Hiryu?

Atago: Nope nobody's seen her all day...maybe she's a little under the weather, and locked herself in her room.

Zuikaku: Yeah, that's probably it

Long story short that wasn't the case at all

As usual picture is by jmc5221 from deviant art

Hiryu: HAHAHAHA STOP PLEASE HAHAHAHA JUST STOP HAHA!!!!!

Enterprise: Tell me where Hornet is!

Hiryu: HAHAHAHA NEVER!!!

Enterprise: fine then I'll just keep tickling you until you break.

Hiryu: HAHAHAHAHA IN YOUR HAHA DREAMS HAHAHAHA I'LL NEVER GIVE IN HAHAHA!!!

Enterprise: have it your way.

A few hours later

Enterprise: ready to talk?

Hiryu: *panting* yes ok fine.

Enterprise: where's Hornet?!

Hiryu: A secret base in the hill under the sacred Sakura. But you'll never get to her. Almost nobody knows the way in.

Enterprise: but you were in that base right?

Hiryu: everyone who enters is blindfolded and brought in tied to a wheelchair. So like I said, you'll never rescue her.

Enterprise: well if Hornet can't be saved anytime soon... *starts tickling* I guess I'll keep my own tickle prisoner

Hiryu: HAHAHAHA NO WAIT MERCY PLEASE HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Akashi: And cut nya. Alright good job nya, that's a wrap for today nya.

Enterprise: (How did Akashi get me involved in her dum film as well?)

Flashback

Enterprise: Hey Bismarck give me another shot, will you.

Bismarck: Sorry you've had enough

Enterprise: I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH...and I've had enough, I feel sick.

Akashi: hey enterprise.

Enterprise: Akashi what do you want?

Akashi: I need another actor for my-

Enterprise: no

Akashi: Oh cmon, don't you want to know how your sisters doing?

20 minutes of convincing later.

Enterprise: Ok fine, for Hornet. *signs the paperwork*

End of Flashback

Enterprise: (Akashi you god dam trickster!)