hi besties i wrote a heishino oneshot u should read it (chuudelune on ao3) also i got layla with no 5*s which means i'm still guaranteed scaramouche🙏🏻 im in love w her now she's earned her spot on my future main team
group: anti alhaitham club room
shinobu: heizou just woke up from their nap and went "let's fuckin guillotine itto"
itto: WHAT DID I EVER DO TO THEM !!!!!!!!!
heizou: idk i'm just bored
venti:
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heizou: ALBERT????????
heizou: it's true 😔
itto: HEIZOU WHAT DID I DO TO YOU
heizou: i need something interesting to happen life is so boring rn
ayato: didn't someone get stabbed in the school parking lot
heizou: yeah but i figured out that one too fast i'm bored again
ayato: heard.
childe: GUYS IM SOBBINV
childe: ZHONGLI NMED THE FICKIG ROOMBA "floor slut" I CWNT BRATHE I JUST GOT S NOTIFICSTIKN THAT SAID "Floor Slut is stuck near a cliff"
heizou: ?,?:?WHAT
shinobu: he's just like me fr
arlecchino: pulcinella just said "your soul is made of spaghetti" to dottore and i've never wheezed harder
arlecchino: anyways hi how's venti-walmart doing
heizou: he's mine.
arlecchino: word🤘🏻
venti: Hey ladies! It's Rebekah. Can't wait to see y'all at the football game tonight! #GOBULLDOGS🇲🇾
xiao: NOT THIS AGAIN
xiao: Hey Rebekah! So nice to hear from you! #GOBULLDOGS🇨🇱 Can't wait for Mommy's Little ⭐️ to lead us to victory!
cyno: Actually Janet, my Caylebb will be leading us to victory tonight. Your son got suspended from school for fighting 🤦🏻♀️
xiao: Fuck you Susie my Timmy is the star of this team
venti: Ladies, calm down! We're all rooting for our team to win tonight! And besides, if anyone is leading us to victory it's my little JonnaThan❤️
cyno: Isn't JonnaThan one of those fruity folk🤔 Think again Janet!
shenhe: What in the absolute hell is going on here
aether: YALL WERE SO WEIRD U GOT SHENHE TO COME BACK😭
shenhe: I don't know half of you people anymore why do people keep getting added
