Male reader x young justice abridged

Don't call us sidekicks part 1

It was a beautiful day outside a lot of people at the park cooking out throwing frisbees or just hanging out out until innocent people were getting chased by a freeze ray  with some people getting frozen by mr freeze

Mr freeze : I heard the sound of children laughing so *starts shootings his freeze gun at people and a man with his children and they all got frozen by a grill*

Mr freeze : you know that's... What I do.... Silence happiness *slides down the ice* just my job in life (I think that's what he says) of all the days for my cat fluffykins poopsie nose to die it had to be independence day... For all freeze the fourth of july shall henceforth be the day that fluffy kins poopsie nose got ran over by three cement trucks in a row is that.... Techno I detect

Robin laughs in the background and jumps out of no where stomping on his glass protector or something

Mr freeze : what the fuck oooooh.... Ah boy wonder

Robin : that's right frizzy I'm here to turn the heat on

Mr freeze : really is that your uh tough guy line there sugar drawers

Robin : well we all got to start somewhere and I'm starting with your frozen ass

Mr freeze : you know what I hate the most about pizza is when they put.... tomatoes on as the topping for your pizza it's redundant

Robin : *Sighs* batman yeah it's uh it's not happening with this guy you take him

Batman threw the ear piece : are you sure... I mean You can't beat him come on

Robin : no... No the moments gone now

Batman threw the ear piece : alright... I'll take care of it

Mr freeze : carolina... Green peppers but only if there crunchy

Robin : hey freeze...

Mr freeze : mmm

Robin : Up above

Mr freeze : uuuuuup abooooove

Robin : up above

Batman : peekaboo.... Fear me for I am the knight he the punches mr freeze so hard the glass that protected him broke

The scene switch to icicle jr

*Jumping on the big red bridge causing traffic and making a little ramp behind him making the car run into it flipping it over*

Icicle jr : 123 *very horrible laugh* ahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah then a couple of arrows hit the ice wall he was standing by and one hit him in the arm

Icicle jr : huh *then they explode*

Green arrow : yoo-hoo

Icicle jr : the fuck

Green arrow : up here dick wad look at me I'm on the bridge

Icicle : oh if it isn't the little rip off and his trusty bitch prepare to taste my pup side mwahhahaha *he then started throwing ice shards at them and they both shot arrows at them*

Green arrow : wow so gay move

Speedy : you feeling alright

Green arrow : I'm I'm fine but why the hell do we have to climb this giant ass bridge *they both ran down the big red wire that keeps the big red towers up while shooting arrows*

Speedy : because your the one who said to climb it

Green arrow : I I did ... Oh right

Icicle jr threw some icicle's but they quickly shot some more arrows and doged one icicle that froze on the bridge