Remy Teagan numba✌

Once upon a time, Remy Teagan was born on the top of the mountain protruding at the centre of Lake Titicaca, under a double rainbow, as a unicorn riding a Pegasus majestically flew across the then sparkling sky, showering candy upon the witnesses, an enormous group of angelic beings triumphantly singing a song composed just for that occasion. 

That person is now dead.
I am their replacement.