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Mad_As_A_Hatter

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“If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 

“One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 

“Ford carried on counting quietly. This is about the most aggressive thing you can do to a computer, the equivalent of going up to a human being and saying "Blood...blood...blood...blood...”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 

Coulson: I can’t think of a single time when anything alien in human hands ended well.
Skye: Wouldn't mind getting my human hands on Thor. He’s so dreamy.
Coulson: Sure he’s handsome but
May: No he’s dreamy. 
- Agents of SHIELD

Gimli: If anyone was to ask for my opinion, which I note they're not, I'd say we were taking the long way around.

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7 minutes in hetalia heven

7 minutes in hetalia heven

32 parts / 20 pages, updated Dec 30, 2013PG-13Completed
REQUESTS ON HOLD PLEASE!!! A series of one shots. Warning, there is yaoi, so if you dont like it, don't read those chapters. If there is a certain caracter you ... read more
161,980 reads votes 2,061 comments 1,051
Story Weaver

Story Weaver

2 parts / 2 pages, updated Dec 11, 2013
A short story collection. Covers many genres, including Sci Fi, Romance, and Fantasy
8 reads votes 0 comments 0
BLUE EYES

BLUE EYES

5 parts / 8 pages, updated Nov 11, 2013PG-13
190 reads votes 15 comments 11
And He Will Have His Revenge

And He Will Have His Revenge

1 page, updated Nov 09, 2013GCompleted
WARNING! THIS STORY CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THOR THE DARK WORLD!!!!!! Loki will have his revenge on Malekith. The elf will burn.
65 reads votes 1 comments 1
Return of the Silver Tongue

Return of the Silver Tongue

2 pages, updated Oct 11, 2013GCompleted
29 reads votes 0 comments 0
Vodka Shots and Drunken Kisses

Vodka Shots and Drunken Kisses

1 page, updated Jul 02, 2013PGCompleted
A short Chulu drabble. Warning, boyxboy. No like, no read.
196 reads votes 3 comments 2
My Words

My Words

1 page, updated Jun 28, 2013GCompleted
tags / words writing
37 reads votes 1 comments 0
Hands

Hands

1 page, updated Jun 28, 2013GCompleted
35 reads votes 1 comments 0
Anime One Shots

Anime One Shots

14 parts / 11 pages, updated Apr 05, 2013PG-13
What the tital say. Yaoi Warning. I am taking request. ENJOY! ps I am not sure who made the cover pic but it wasn't me.
30,631 reads votes 256 comments 189
Things the nations are not allowed to do

Things the nations are not allowed to do

17 parts / 5 pages, updated Feb 10, 2013PG-13Completed
The tital says it all
13,400 reads votes 478 comments 317
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@LoveArisa Sorry (not sorry ^^)
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I felt so bad writing this!! I was like "nooo why am I doing this to my babies?!!!!"
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I'm not sure what you are thinking but it might just be. I'm glad you are enjoying the story!!
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Haha if you had found it sooner there wouldn't have been much to read. I just posted chapters two and three today. I might start typing up chapter...
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Sorry I haven't read naruto
Anime One Shots