|Member Since||Sep 05, 2011|
"Dwelling on the past only blinds you to the future." - Unknown Once upon a time, in a land far far away, a princess was born. People everywhere gathered to see the heir to the Pickle throne. She was tall and had a distaste for everything outfit related. She possessed more smarticles than the average human/pickle. She was addicted to chocolate, so much so that it became her drug. Yes, she had an amazingly healthy lifestyle. Be jealous. As she grew up, she became all too aware of the dangers and insecurities of the world around her. She wanted to escape and she did that. She ran, straight into the face of danger. So she ran some more. Eventually, life caught up with her and she had to face reality. She coped by reading, writing, drawing and creating. She also adopted a persona with an extreme lack of modesty. Her own awesomeness wasn't enough to satisfy the pain though, so she turned to others. Of course, people quickly became jealous of her reign in Pickleland and she lost a lot of friends. Some time later, she met a transvestite nun called Sister Boom Boom (@BunnySlipperLove ) and a Kat (@RumpledOver ). Their combined awesomeness gave her new hope. They made her laugh. They drew pain and turned it into something completely new and exciting. For a while she was scared. She wanted to distance herself from them. She didn't want to trust anyone and risk hurting them later on. Being the slightly selfish person that she was though, she didn't let them go. And it turned out okay. They made her realise that angels did and still do exist, in a world so full of darkness and lost hope. I'm Princess Pickle / Her Royal Awesomeness and that, my pickle people, is my story. Yes, you can bow down to my awesomeness. Please take a look at : Wool. by RumpledOver Like Lemon Juice (when it comes back) by BunnySlipperLove Diary of a Whore by KittenDormy You won't regret it. They're picklelicious stories.