Who says that only heroes have get to go on exciting adventures? That you have to be a detective or a vampire or a snarky, beautiful, twenty something with a prophesy and a sidekick to have an interesting life? This simple little cleaning lady would just like to say that everything you have ever read that makes you think that your life is boring is all BS, and I'm out to prove it to you. In book form. Where I can inflict on you every asinine observation I have made while working my *stupid*(I had another word here that started with an s but decided to change it for something more appropriate to delicate sensibilities), minimum wage, part time job. This is the Universal Truths of Bathrooms.