((Tbh this summary is completely inaccurate but its a good intro for the story)) In wich 2 childurn wunt 2 buy sum bliing, a creepz old guy iz sumhoe alloed in da skull (lilz totes goffik amirite), n deres a pisay old janotir dats a lut loke Mr. Meeyagee in da karat kod. I oon everyding in dis fuxk u. ((I am v sorry))