This story is based off a pantomime my friends and I made. Its strange but funny and we worked very hard on it and i wanted to write an expanded version in novel form. Thank you to Lucy (Henka Ha) for giving me the idea to write this, and to all the people who took part in making and preforming the pantomime, that's you Dan (Ken), Callum (Horatio Ha), Courtney (Barbina), Tasha (Queen Lenananananananana), Katie (The narrator), Joe (the guard), and of course you Morgan (The one and only Hilga). Sprry if i got some of the speech wrong guys.