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100 Stupid Pickup Lines
100 Stupid Pickup Lines
CabsGottaCatchEmAll
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CabsGottaCatchEmAll
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Table of contents
Ducks, Cows & Girls
Sat, Jun 22, 2013
Koala
Sat, Jun 22, 2013
I fell for you
Sun, Jun 23, 2013
Pearl Harbor
Sun, Jun 23, 2013
WiFi
Tue, Jun 25, 2013
Homework
Tue, Jun 25, 2013
Hulk
Tue, Jun 25, 2013
Conversation
Tue, Jun 25, 2013
Wet
Wed, Jun 26, 2013
Pregnant
Wed, Jun 26, 2013
Pants
Thu, Jun 27, 2013
Candy
Thu, Jun 27, 2013
Cinderella
Fri, Jun 28, 2013
Bones
Fri, Jun 28, 2013
Impressive
Mon, Jul 1, 2013
Stars
Mon, Jul 1, 2013
Jamaican
Mon, Jul 1, 2013
Irish
Mon, Jul 1, 2013
Turn you on
Mon, Jul 1, 2013
MySpaceTwitterYahooGoogleFacebook
Mon, Jul 1, 2013
Beautiful
Sun, Jul 7, 2013
Rubik's Cube
Sun, Jul 7, 2013
Car
Sun, Jul 7, 2013
Guitar
Tue, Jul 9, 2013
I don't recognize you
Tue, Jul 9, 2013
Party
Mon, Jul 15, 2013
Farmer
Mon, Jul 15, 2013
Hold it against me
Fri, Jul 19, 2013
Heat
Mon, Jul 22, 2013
Dropped Something
Wed, Jul 24, 2013
Cold or Happy?
Thu, Jul 25, 2013
Alphabet
Fri, Jul 26, 2013
Hurricane
Sun, Jul 28, 2013
Kissing
Tue, Aug 13, 2013
Step away
Fri, Aug 16, 2013
Did it hurt?
Sat, Aug 17, 2013
Call God
Sun, Aug 18, 2013
Let's play House!
Mon, Aug 19, 2013
Muscles
Tue, Aug 20, 2013
Naughty
Thu, Aug 22, 2013
On top
Fri, Aug 23, 2013
Orphanage
Mon, Aug 26, 2013
Be on it
Tue, Aug 27, 2013
Your eyes (cute one)
Thu, Aug 29, 2013
You're better with me
Tue, Sep 3, 2013
Can I have yours?
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
Mouth to mouth
Sun, Oct 6, 2013
Pants for sale
Sat, Jan 11, 2014
Alice in Wonderland
Tue, Apr 1, 2014
Average
Sat, Aug 23, 2014
Hakuna Matata
Thu, Feb 19, 2015
Sleeping Beauty
Thu, Feb 19, 2015
Let me
Wed, Aug 3, 2016
Nervous
Sat, Aug 6, 2016
Christmas
Mon, Aug 8, 2016
Butt
Wed, Aug 10, 2016
Fart
Fri, Aug 12, 2016
CPR
Sun, Aug 14, 2016
Flintstone
Fri, Aug 26, 2016
Hardware
Sun, Aug 28, 2016
Legs
Mon, Aug 29, 2016
Little toe
Thu, Sep 1, 2016
Cat whisperer
Sat, Sep 3, 2016
Australian kiss
Mon, Sep 5, 2016
Chris Brown
Thu, Sep 8, 2016
History
Sun, Sep 18, 2016
Art
Tue, Sep 20, 2016
Cold
Sun, Oct 23, 2016
Merry Christmas
Fri, Dec 2, 2016
Tree topper
Tue, Dec 6, 2016
Igloo
Sun, Dec 11, 2016
Presents
Wed, Dec 14, 2016
Candy Cane
Fri, Dec 16, 2016
Silent Night
Mon, Dec 19, 2016
Poem
Sun, Dec 25, 2016
Sale
Sun, Jun 11, 2017
Sweet sugar
Tue, Jul 11, 2017
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