Hiya, all! Demi here. So, my writing career is currently going down the drain, I got evicted from my apartment, and everything is basically screwing me over. My last shot is this interview: something I risked life and limb for! So do me a favor and read it, will ya? It's something mortals, demigods, and monsters alike will love—interviews with the gods themselves! . . . This story is anyone submitting questions and "the gods" answering them. Please, no questions like "what's the winning lottery number" or "will all these marvel movie remakes finally stop" because I've already tried that and everyone on Mt. Olympus refuses to answer. I will try to keep cursing and such to a minimum, but you guys will be amazed at how much Rick had to work around. Those guys curse out the wazoo—especially Zeus! Listen, I gotta go, but can you start submitting questions for the gods? I'll get back with the answers as soon as I have enough information.