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The Kind-Hearted Smartass
The Kind-Hearted Smartass
TheRoz81
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girlfriend
glenn
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horoscope
humor
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introduction
irony
jewelers
kay
kids
language
laughter
list
literal
long
man
marley
misinterpreting
misuse
movies
new
nightmare
obvious
overuse
paris
phobia
phrases
politicians
politics
pronouns
pundits
randoms
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religious
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responses
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sarcasm
satire
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short
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socks
story
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talking
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ten
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Table of contents
Commentary
Sat, Aug 6, 2011
Girlfriend Application
Sun, Aug 7, 2011
Advertising Slogans with a Twist
Sun, Aug 7, 2011
Intentionally Misinterpreting Statements As Being Literal
Sun, Aug 7, 2011
Singles Ads I'd Like To See
Mon, Aug 8, 2011
Carpet + Shoes + Boombox =
Mon, Aug 8, 2011
"The Top Ten Signs He's NOT 'The One'"
Tue, Aug 9, 2011
"The Top Ten Ways to Know You're 'Special'"
Tue, Aug 9, 2011
"Snow Reduces Visibility," Eh? No Sh*t...
Tue, Aug 9, 2011
Born To Be
Wed, Aug 10, 2011
Gotta Love This Saying
Wed, Aug 10, 2011
Misusing Words (there/their/they're, your/you're, then/than and to/too/two)
Wed, Aug 10, 2011
Doctors Crack Me Up Sometimes (Not Literally...)
Wed, Aug 10, 2011
Being gay is like smoking, eh? Me thinks not.
Thu, Aug 11, 2011
Every Kiss Does NOT Begin With Kay
Thu, Aug 11, 2011
The Top Ten Twitter Pornos
Sat, Aug 13, 2011
Weiner Tweets His Massive Tweet
Sun, Aug 14, 2011
New Year's Resolutions
Mon, Aug 15, 2011
My Attempt At Thinking Like Glenn Beck
Tue, Aug 16, 2011
My Life Is a Shadow of My Horoscope
Wed, Aug 17, 2011
The Overuse of Pronouns
Thu, Aug 18, 2011
"Marley & Me" Saves Families...or so I'm told
Fri, Aug 19, 2011
What is it with the new trend in sunglasses?
Sat, Aug 20, 2011
Apparently, Socks Make the Man
Sun, Aug 21, 2011
The Irony of hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia (the fear of long words)
Mon, Aug 22, 2011
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