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Quotes, Poems, Funny Jokes
Quotes, Poems, Funny Jokes
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Table of contents
This is a Note
Fri, Jun 19, 2015
If I had a brick
Fri, Jun 19, 2015
He's for me
Fri, Jun 19, 2015
I did not kill him
Fri, Jun 19, 2015
What do you wanna be when you grow up?
Fri, Jun 19, 2015
I am a Dog
Fri, Jun 26, 2015
My Boyfriend
Fri, Jun 26, 2015
Some people
Fri, Jun 26, 2015
Yo mama
Tue, Jun 30, 2015
Yo mama
Tue, Jun 30, 2015
1D preschool
Tue, Jun 30, 2015
Let's make some money!!!!
Tue, Jun 30, 2015
He's been in the bathroom all this time?!?!
Wed, Jul 1, 2015
I like the way you think
Wed, Jul 1, 2015
Post to be
Sat, Jul 11, 2015
I made that video
Thu, Jul 2, 2015
My Little Pony
Thu, Jul 2, 2015
Obama self
Thu, Jul 2, 2015
This is reality
Tue, Jul 7, 2015
How to write asses
Tue, Jul 7, 2015
You're fat
Tue, Jul 7, 2015
I look like....
Tue, Jul 7, 2015
A Special Thanks to Let_Us_Dream
Tue, Jul 7, 2015
Another Note
Tue, Jul 7, 2015
Sorry there was a typ-o
Tue, Jul 7, 2015
Special thanks to Let_Us_Dream
Wed, Jul 8, 2015
Special thanks to Let_Us_Dream
Wed, Jul 8, 2015
Frankenstein
Tue, Jul 14, 2015
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Tue, Jul 14, 2015
Was like
Tue, Jul 14, 2015
A,B,C
Wed, Jul 29, 2015
A,B,C #2
Wed, Jul 29, 2015
CHRISTMAS IS CANCLED!!!!
Tue, Aug 11, 2015
I'M SORRY!!!!
Thu, Aug 13, 2015
XOXO
Thu, Aug 13, 2015
I'm in love with a stripper
Thu, Aug 13, 2015
Talking to Grandma
Thu, Aug 13, 2015
When I die
Sun, Aug 16, 2015
It was Tense
Sun, Aug 16, 2015
LET'S BE STRIPPERS!!!
Sun, Aug 16, 2015
Lets take a moment
Sun, Aug 16, 2015
"I PULLED MY HAND BACK AND SLAPPED THE HOE"
Mon, Aug 17, 2015
That's the point
Wed, Aug 26, 2015
NICKI MINAJ
Tue, Aug 18, 2015
GOT IDEA FROM RYAN MINAJ
Wed, Aug 19, 2015
HARRY STYLES AS A DAD
Fri, Aug 21, 2015
Burn
Wed, Aug 26, 2015
That 70's Show #1
Wed, Aug 26, 2015
That 70's Show #2
Wed, Aug 26, 2015
That 70's Show #3
Wed, Aug 26, 2015
That 70's Show #4
Thu, Aug 27, 2015
That 70's Show #5
Thu, Aug 27, 2015
Pokemon pick up lines
Thu, Aug 27, 2015
What I have to deal with all day #1
Fri, Aug 28, 2015
Teachers
Fri, Aug 28, 2015
Draco
Fri, Aug 28, 2015
Harry Smut
Sun, Aug 30, 2015
That 70's Show #6
Thu, Sep 3, 2015
I Ne
Mon, Sep 7, 2015
Comebacks To Hashtags
Mon, Sep 7, 2015
Drag Me Down
Tue, Sep 8, 2015
Ryan Minaj #1
Tue, Sep 8, 2015
If We Said What We're thinking
Tue, Sep 15, 2015
If we...
Tue, Sep 15, 2015
I don't hate you...
Thu, Sep 17, 2015
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