This is the story of the fierce captain Jones
And his pirate ship with the skull and cross bones.
With a patch on one eye and a hook for a hand
He sailed the oceans looking for land.
If you just spoke his name, people trembled with fear
They ran and they hid whenever he was near.
His ship had huge sails (and being old, had no motor)
It was dirty and smelly and he called it ‘The Floater’.