Hi. My name is Io. An this, I guess, is my "Boy Coming of Age" story. Just as my town has always been small, I'd always been small. And all through elementary and middle school, no one ever let me forget. In hindsight, being a tad too anxious about starting high school was my fatal flaw. My story's really funny, a bit sad, awful surprising, and a smidge predictable. But its always entertaining. Please read on. I promise you won't regret it.